Everyone knows that dads are funny, hence the dad jokes, but moms get an entirely different adjective attached to their title. So if dads are hilarious, the mothers are often called savage.
Though commonly the word savage is used to describe someone wild or ill-mannered, it gets a slightly different meaning when talking about moms. With child-bearers, this word means that they are ferocious, smart as whips, and have their own kind of understanding about how funny people should act. These seriously funny moms are never short of savage roasts, served readily at every possible occasion. Though let's admit, it is not always intentional, but even when defeated, moms deliver some hilariously funny fails.
This list, compiled by Bored Panda, celebrates the savageness of moms, shining the best light on the matrons of every family. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers or experienced a mom-ly parenting fail; these ladies take no prisoners, and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemon! Scroll down below to check the ingenious moms and the funny photos accompanying them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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Savage Mom
Savage Mom
Savage Mom
Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"
she did the work she get the credit for all of that good looking food!!!!! And they missed a kid his head is in the pic his head didn't do the work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom always ran us out of the kitchen. No kids were allowed while she was cooking.
My aunt is/was from Morocco, when we had family meal gatherings for holidays/birthdays, she would cook Moroccan food for 3 days straight and no one was allowed in the kitchen during those days either. Plenty of delicious food and always doggy-bags and yummy snacks/treats! And not to forget the delicious treats he would share after the Ramadan! She passed away 2,5 years ago. I miss her so much!! She was my favorite aunt!! And next to missing her, I miss the delicious food too. She made such delicious food.. She even provided Moroccan treats for my whole class for a presentation in elementary school. But the memories will stay, and she'll always be in my heart! Need to remember to ask my cousin if she was able to leave any recipes (since she got sick fast, before passing), so she can cook it for us (family recipes stayed within the women of the family. And I will respect that).
Load More Replies...i've seen this all over the internet but this is the first time I've really ~seen~ all that delicious food
plastic plates... at home... ARGH! we are all doomed. far too wasteful.
I prefer to use the big paper platters for holidays. Less cleanup and recyclable.
Load More Replies...Mom made the right call. That gorgeous spread was a lot of work for one pooped Mom!
Your Mom looks beautiful and the food looks so tasty. If she need a daughter with a bonus grandchildren , I'm up for adoption . 😋
Why ya'll eating on paper plates though? Not so good for the environment....
I totally agree with your mom! She deserve congratulations for all this meal and, you, young lady, you should help your mother...
Maybe they be busy learning to speak English? (One can only hope.) Also, tacky plastic settings? Ok for family but don't be so proud of your sht.
Savage Mom
My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen
Savage Mom
Savage Level Over 9000
Madlads Parents
Best Mom Ever
In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.
Savage Mom
Mom Roast
Savage Mom
"Autocorrect"
Savage Mom
Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.
Savage Mom
I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(
Savage Mom
Mom Is Savage AF
Savage Mom
Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."
Deactivating
Savage Mom
Savage Mom
Savage Mom
When Your Mom Roasts You
Damn Mom Chill
Thanks Mom
My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement
if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar
Excuuuuuse Me
Roast Of The Year
Oh Snap
Savage Mom
I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)
Savage Mom
Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World
Mom Is A Savage
Savage Mom
Savage Mom
They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)
Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive
Savage Mom
She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It
That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage
These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
Load More Replies...I've never laughed so much as I did reading this post!!! Gotta read these to my mom!!! An 85 year old badass herself!!!
Mothers and kids please think very well about what you want to say to each other,even as a joke.My Mom and sisters used to roast each other and was a lot of fun,kind of 'our thing'. One day my Mom confessed that when sometimes she felt a bit down, all the things we told her as a joke came to her mind having negative effect and I felt exactly the same way. I know my English it's not perfect but hope I made myself clear. Lots of love 💚
my mom told a sister "best part of you ran down your daddys leg" SHUT her up
I just turned 30 and my mom asked me if I had considered freezing my eggs! She also recommended I start using wrinkle cream on my "aging skin". True or not, it felt pretty savage.
Mom is right. I'm 73 and can pass for late 50s. I have been using wrinkle cream since my 30s. DO IT!
Load More Replies...When my dog was alive, i hung him once before a store, cause i wanted to buy a roll fast. When i came out, my dog was gone. FML i never had this panic again. Since i didnt have a phone, i went everywhere to find him. My thought: s**t wheres my dog + s**t how do i tell my parents ?? I never felt this shady again. When i came home, my dog barked to say hello -.- mum meant: you know that we eat now and that i told you, to not eat before. Thanks mum ...
I dont want kids. But this is a good enough reason to want them now!
The best thing about having a savage mom is then you don't have to feel guilty about moving out and getting your job and being on your own and conveniently forgetting her birthday. The worst thing about having a savage mom is you'll probably be just as mean to your own offspring.
These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
Load More Replies...I've never laughed so much as I did reading this post!!! Gotta read these to my mom!!! An 85 year old badass herself!!!
Mothers and kids please think very well about what you want to say to each other,even as a joke.My Mom and sisters used to roast each other and was a lot of fun,kind of 'our thing'. One day my Mom confessed that when sometimes she felt a bit down, all the things we told her as a joke came to her mind having negative effect and I felt exactly the same way. I know my English it's not perfect but hope I made myself clear. Lots of love 💚
my mom told a sister "best part of you ran down your daddys leg" SHUT her up
I just turned 30 and my mom asked me if I had considered freezing my eggs! She also recommended I start using wrinkle cream on my "aging skin". True or not, it felt pretty savage.
Mom is right. I'm 73 and can pass for late 50s. I have been using wrinkle cream since my 30s. DO IT!
Load More Replies...When my dog was alive, i hung him once before a store, cause i wanted to buy a roll fast. When i came out, my dog was gone. FML i never had this panic again. Since i didnt have a phone, i went everywhere to find him. My thought: s**t wheres my dog + s**t how do i tell my parents ?? I never felt this shady again. When i came home, my dog barked to say hello -.- mum meant: you know that we eat now and that i told you, to not eat before. Thanks mum ...
I dont want kids. But this is a good enough reason to want them now!
The best thing about having a savage mom is then you don't have to feel guilty about moving out and getting your job and being on your own and conveniently forgetting her birthday. The worst thing about having a savage mom is you'll probably be just as mean to your own offspring.