Sorry dads, it's official: moms are the funniest members of the family. You might have a repertoire of rubbish dad jokes to call upon, but as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, these moms take it to a whole new level. From funny pranks and amusing notes to endearingly groan-worthy jokes, this collection of moms being a special kind of funny is sure to put a smile on your face. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

This Funny Mom

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

he must be a CATholic

Otto Kannaspuro
Community Member
3 years ago

Okay you actually made me spit take with that

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Marcia J. Downing
Community Member
3 years ago

What a sweet mother to a cat and absolutely so very funny!

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Seems logic

Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

The cat wasn't feline it.

Fillippa Nöel
Community Member
3 years ago

That pun.

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Believe it or not, she is saying a lot more about Islam than she intended. :(

Kasi
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol 😂 she's so cool. The cat must have really appreciated her respect for its personal choices.

Wendy Fitzkloo
Community Member
3 years ago

Your mum is everything

Gail Broekhuizen
Community Member
3 years ago

🤣🤣🙈😹

Lisa DeGroff
Community Member
3 years ago

Growing up, my family was Catholic (some have joined other denominations) and always visited family for Christmas. Our cat was taken care of by our neighbors, who were Jewish... so we decided he was also.

Jayne Benton Pepper
Community Member
3 years ago

Sweet!

Karl Stoll
Community Member
3 years ago

That is silly, cats are Pagans.

dunbar dunelm
Community Member
3 years ago

Awwwww! She's right tho😂

dphoenixify
Community Member
3 years ago

too funny! 😆

Julia Fernandez
Community Member
3 years ago

I love this!

Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

Guffaw! Now that's an awesome ammi!

Rafael Tiba
Community Member
3 years ago

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not all muslims are pakis tho

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Elly D
Community Member
2 years ago

Love her

Poseidon Cheez
Community Member
2 years ago

must be cattastic to have that mom?

Karen Lemaster
Community Member
3 years ago

What do you mean...our cat was clearly a Jew!!! And we loved him so much!!!

Glenn Platten
Community Member
3 years ago

Moslems DO celebrate Christmas. You can't be a Moslem unless you believe in the virgin birth of Jesus Christ!

Beverly Webster
Community Member
3 years ago

Great answer, Mom!

Jamie Nestrick
Community Member
3 years ago

I've never bothered to log in to vote. But for this one - I had to log in. Way to go, Mom!

Miroslava Mihailović
Community Member
3 years ago

<3

Valerie Miles
Community Member
3 years ago

Oops 'grin'.

Valerie Miles
Community Member
3 years ago

This made me 'gettin like a Chesire cat :-).

Uruk Black
Community Member
3 years ago

my mom bought a 50 pound sack of dog food and we didn't even have a dog. Her excuse? "It was on SALE 50% off!!

Kwj
Community Member
3 years ago

I love this mum <3

Pat Winship
Community Member
3 years ago

Good one....😄

Zuzana Fichnova
Community Member
3 years ago

I thought Muslims don't keep pets because it's haram? Please correct me if I'm wrong, that's what I was tols by little girl from our street who plays with our dog, she says she can't have one because of this

Solen Yucel
Community Member
3 years ago

Some super conservarive muslims don't keep dogs. Cats arw usually fine. But again I know literally hundreds of muslims who have dogs. You need to be crazy conservative to think like this.

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Nikki Han
Community Member
3 years ago

the mom is somewhat stand between 'cool' and 'too innocent to be true' and I'm okay with both xD

Lunar
Community Member
3 years ago

I like his Mom

Star
Community Member
3 years ago

This mom deserves a medal.

Meowoui
Community Member
3 years ago

Fun mom

Jovy Jergens
Community Member
3 years ago

I LOVE your Mum!

Hawk
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

Maria Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaha.

Felicia Dale
Community Member
3 years ago

Literally laughing right out loud at this! :D

Lawrence Cowen
Community Member
3 years ago

///I have to agree !!!

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
3 years ago

Well she's right, who knows what religion cats are !!

Anna Salerno
Community Member
3 years ago

Bawahahahahaha that is funny and kind!!!

CB Mendez
Community Member
3 years ago

Omgoodness! I love this mom so much! 💖

Pepper
Community Member
3 years ago

you can't just assume his religion.

Bipolar King
Community Member
3 years ago

He could be scientologist

Kenneth Johansson
Community Member
3 years ago

Some muslims force others to be muslims or die, every day. Nice to see that there are exceptions to that rule.

J Perry
Community Member
3 years ago

You got that backwards, of the 1.6 billion Muslims in the world, those who force others to convert or die are the exception to the rule. Most Muslims are regular people like anyone. They just wanna live their life like everyone else. But they don't make the headlines so you don't hear about them I guess.

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Mark Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

Did you give your kids on what religion they wanted to be?

Marie-claude Favier
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes. I am an atheist. Her choice. Her religious phase did not last very long but she learned a lot.

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#2

My Mom Asked My Brother What He Wanted On His Birthday Cake. He Said, Jokingly, "Jesus Riding A Stegosaurus"

My Mom Asked My Brother What He Wanted On His Birthday Cake. He Said, Jokingly, "Jesus Riding A Stegosaurus"

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Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

That isn't something you see everyday... Awesome!

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#3

Our Moms Mocked Our Selfie At The Dodger Game

Our Moms Mocked Our Selfie At The Dodger Game

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

You go Girl! Show them how it's done. :D

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#4

The Mormons Insisted On Speaking To My Mom. So Here They Are Helping Her Garden

The Mormons Insisted On Speaking To My Mom. So Here They Are Helping Her Garden

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't know who I am impressed with most: his mom for talking them into helping her; or them for rolling up their sleeves and tucking in their ties. :D

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#5

Mom Says She Knew I Was Gay Before I Did. I Guffawed. She Showed Me This

Mom Says She Knew I Was Gay Before I Did. I Guffawed. She Showed Me This

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Mom knows best :-)

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#6

Funny Mom

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Sreejith
Community Member
3 years ago

burn

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#7

My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked In To The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order

My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked In To The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Well this is not the first glass of wine I think.......

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#8

My Mom Knit Me And My Cat Another Set Of Matching Ties For Christmas

My Mom Knit Me And My Cat Another Set Of Matching Ties For Christmas

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Pandykinz
Community Member
3 years ago

"Another." Bravo, mom.

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#9

Son Studying Abroad Sent Mom Cutout Of Himself And Thought They'd Laugh And Put Somewhere In The Corner. But His Mom Decided To Take The Cutout Along To Family Gatherings

Son Studying Abroad Sent Mom Cutout Of Himself And Thought They'd Laugh And Put Somewhere In The Corner. But His Mom Decided To Take The Cutout Along To Family Gatherings

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Too bad you can't make him do the dishes.

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#10

Friend's Mom Left Him A Note

Friend's Mom Left Him A Note

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GlassOfWater
Community Member
3 years ago

The last one lol XD

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#11

My Mom Has This Hanging Above The Dryer In Her Laundry Room

My Mom Has This Hanging Above The Dryer In Her Laundry Room

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

That's great - I will make one for my wife!

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#12

Feel The Tire

Feel The Tire

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Sreejith
Community Member
3 years ago

Now you are cheered up and not tired.... Nice mom

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#13

My Mom Just Gasped And Came Into The Front Room And Said "I Peed On The Floor"

My Mom Just Gasped And Came Into The Front Room And Said "I Peed On The Floor"

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

She's speaking now because she couldn't forever hold her peas.

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#14

How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas

How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas

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Little letitia
Community Member
3 years ago

HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO!

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#15

My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

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Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

Great mom!

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#16

This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

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Pickles Driver
Community Member
3 years ago

Amazing! Best theme ever!

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#17

Funny Mom Text

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Little letitia
Community Member
3 years ago

The disgust and judgment in the eyes!

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#18

This Cruel Mom

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Mother's are a lot smarter than the kids think. ;D

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#19

Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

The fake stabbing was very easy to see. But what has me stumped is just what she was doing with that knife, in order to break that heavy duty blade. :D

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#20

So, My Wife Told Our Kids That The Way To Talk To Santa Was Through Phones In Daddy's Feet

So, My Wife Told Our Kids That The Way To Talk To Santa Was Through Phones In Daddy's Feet

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I❤️My cat
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG 😂

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#21

I'm Gay, And My Mom Sent Me This Saying "Remember Your First Weiner?"

I'm Gay, And My Mom Sent Me This Saying "Remember Your First Weiner?"

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Cenk Karaferya
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahaha omg I love your mom!

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#22

I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me. (Yes, That Is My Mother)

I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me. (Yes, That Is My Mother)

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Sreejith
Community Member
3 years ago

It's so coolllllll

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#23

My Friend's Mom In Poland Knit A Scarf And Crocheted A Hat For Miko

My Friend's Mom In Poland Knit A Scarf And Crocheted A Hat For Miko

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

me : what are you doing cat: winter is coming

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#24

My Mom Made This For My Wife For Her Birthday. It's The Evolution Of My Daughter's Temper Tantrum

My Mom Made This For My Wife For Her Birthday. It's The Evolution Of My Daughter's Temper Tantrum

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Amber Ice
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha, that's awesome!

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#25

My Girlfriend's Mom Is Pretty Awesome

My Girlfriend's Mom Is Pretty Awesome

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Bipolar King
Community Member
3 years ago

My precious

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#26

Kid Wants A Note To Get Out Of Physical Education Because It's "Too Cold", Mother Delivers

Kid Wants A Note To Get Out Of Physical Education Because It's "Too Cold", Mother Delivers

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Truly a Wise Mother.

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#27

My Mom Sent Me This Last Night. I Wish She Was Joking...

My Mom Sent Me This Last Night. I Wish She Was Joking...

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

The doggo know she is not joking.

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#28

My Mom Is In Nursing School And Sent Me This

My Mom Is In Nursing School And Sent Me This

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Bipolar King
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm *looks around* okay

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#29

My Mom & Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

My Mom & Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

why! Oh why did you take a picture and didn't help me! i'll shit in your cornflake next morning, you'll think it's raisin bran

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#30

I'm Off To College. My Mom Handed Me This And Told Me This Is The Only Cup I Can Drink Beer/Alcohol Out Of

I'm Off To College. My Mom Handed Me This And Told Me This Is The Only Cup I Can Drink Beer/Alcohol Out Of

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Just line it in plastic wrap, and you're home free....:D

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#31

Came Home From School, And Mom Had Cleaned My Room, And... This... Wtf?

Came Home From School, And Mom Had Cleaned My Room, And... This... Wtf?

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

draw me like one of your french monkeys

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#32

My Mom Made Me Some Mittens And Sent Them To Me In The Mail. I Approve

My Mom Made Me Some Mittens And Sent Them To Me In The Mail. I Approve

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Lynnie Hendricks
Community Member
3 years ago

That is some spectacular knitting! Amazing work, Mom!

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#33

I'm Staying At My Parents Place For The Night. My Mom Prepared The Couch For Me. I'm 27

I'm Staying At My Parents Place For The Night. My Mom Prepared The Couch For Me. I'm 27

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't see the problem. *turn around under my spongbob blanket.

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#34

I'm Having A Vasectomy Tomorrow And My Mom Got Me A Cake

I'm Having A Vasectomy Tomorrow And My Mom Got Me A Cake

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Charlie Jallans-Daly
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO!!

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#35

My Mom Sent Me An Email Yesterday With The Subject "She Won The Contest." This Is What She Sent

My Mom Sent Me An Email Yesterday With The Subject "She Won The Contest." This Is What She Sent

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Emily Black
Community Member
3 years ago

What a patient cat.

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#36

After An Unfortunate Incident Involving My Girlfriend, My Mom Made This Cake To Apologize

After An Unfortunate Incident Involving My Girlfriend, My Mom Made This Cake To Apologize

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Aunt Messy
Community Member
3 years ago

If that girl laughs, she's a keeper!

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#37

Asked Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided That A Check Would Be Too Easy

Asked Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided That A Check Would Be Too Easy

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

that's a lot of work

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#38

My Mom Made This To Entertain The Family During A Grad Ceremony

My Mom Made This To Entertain The Family During A Grad Ceremony

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

This should be done within the first ten minutes!

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#39

My Mom Andrea Started Making Preserves

My Mom Andrea Started Making Preserves

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

This could be the start of something Big! ;D

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#40

So This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Mother And Your Cat Alone At Home

So This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Mother And Your Cat Alone At Home

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

Come join the darkside Kitty McFluffy

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#41

This Mom

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Is this what we call "Negative Encouragement" today?

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#42

The Only Hombre She Has Ever Done

The Only Hombre She Has Ever Done

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

lmao

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#43

Remember When I Was Temporarily Blind And My Mom Took Me Shopping But I Got Lost In The Parking Lot And Ended Up Confused And In A Hole And She Just Took Pictures Instead Of Helping Me

Remember When I Was Temporarily Blind And My Mom Took Me Shopping But I Got Lost In The Parking Lot And Ended Up Confused And In A Hole And She Just Took Pictures Instead Of Helping Me

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

parents need pictures to show to your boyfriend/girlfriend the first time they met the parents!!!!

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#44

My Mom Made Me An Amazing Birthday Cake Tonight!

My Mom Made Me An Amazing Birthday Cake Tonight!

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Flora Polvado
Community Member
3 years ago

Love the vomit sprinkles

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#45

My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

I think he loved it too...

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#46

My Mom Wins Best Gift Of The Year

My Mom Wins Best Gift Of The Year

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

I aks myself how many of these "things" have been made..

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#47

My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

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Bipolar King
Community Member
3 years ago

You better hug that woman ASAP

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#48

Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

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GlassOfWater
Community Member
3 years ago

Number of fucks given: 0

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#49

My Sister And Nephew-She Could Be Mom Of The Year (His Face Is Priceless)

My Sister And Nephew-She Could Be Mom Of The Year (His Face Is Priceless)

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NickelWorld123
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes

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#50

Her Excuse Was She Didnt Have Any Other Picture Frames, Thanks Mom

Her Excuse Was She Didnt Have Any Other Picture Frames, Thanks Mom

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Кристина Койчева
Community Member
3 years ago

This is kind of cool... it looks like all the princess are dreaming for the guy ^_^

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#51

I Come Home To My Dog Like This And My Mom Laughing Hysterically In Her Room

I Come Home To My Dog Like This And My Mom Laughing Hysterically In Her Room

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

He seems confused.

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#52

Beautiful Card

Beautiful Card

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Amber Ice
Community Member
3 years ago

That's adorable

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#53

My Divorce Is Finalized Tomorrow So My Mom Bought Me This To Commemorate The Occasion. Guess She Didn't Like Her

My Divorce Is Finalized Tomorrow So My Mom Bought Me This To Commemorate The Occasion. Guess She Didn't Like Her

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Mom is always right

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#54

My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

Why not? You can't take your money with you so blow it on Elvis impersonators.

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#55

This Funny Mom

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Marioara Popescu
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3 years ago

What is kazoos?

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#56

My Mom Said Some Creep Was Checking Her Out At The Grocery Store Today. She Snapped A Stealthy Pic Of The Culprit

My Mom Said Some Creep Was Checking Her Out At The Grocery Store Today. She Snapped A Stealthy Pic Of The Culprit

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

Most adorable creep ever!

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#57

A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself... I Love My Mom)

A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself... I Love My Mom)

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

Beautiful craftsmanship!

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#58

My Mom Is Selling My Brothers Iguana

My Mom Is Selling My Brothers Iguana

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

Sad and irresponsible of her son.

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#59

My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

*packing bags to Jamaica*

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#60

My Mom Sent Me An Email From Estonia Titled "Selfie Of A Selfie"

My Mom Sent Me An Email From Estonia Titled "Selfie Of A Selfie"

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Bunny with an Axe
Community Member
3 years ago

That was clever

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