
These 40 People Used Incorrect But Similar-Sounding Words, And The Results Are Hilarious
One thing that almost always gets a laugh out of us is when somebody uses incorrect but similar sounding words to express themselves. Electrical instead of electoral, bone jaw instead of bonjour, suppository instead of repository — the comedic potential is nearly limitless because we all have blind spots where we mix up two similarly sounding words that are, in reality, anything but similar in meaning.
The subreddit ‘Bone Apple Tea’ (which sounds almost like bon appétit in French) collects all forms of malapropisms which are when people use an incorrect word that sounds similar to the appropriate word, often with hilarious results. We’ve collected the best such examples, so get your scrolling fingers ready, upvotes your faves and share with your friends. Let us know what the best malapropisms you’ve ever heard are and share with us if you’ve ever committed any embarrassing linguistic accidents yourself.
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Bored Panda got in touch with the ‘Bone Apple Tea’ subreddit and talked to its moderators about the community, its history and what it stands for.
The subreddit’s creator TheNekkedNinja had this to say: “I started the sub around 3-ish years ago. I was bored at work and I was curious about how moderating worked. The rest is history!”
“As far as the name goes, I always liked the original bone apple tea meme so when I saw that the name was free, ‘Bone Apple Tea’ was born,” TheNekkedNinja explained. “I never thought I would do anything with it and I definitely never thought it would ever become this big. I have no modding experience so I'm incredibly thankful for the mods that came on board and turned it into what it has become today. We currently have 15 mods who sift through hundreds of submissions a day from over 700K subscribers.”
One of the moderators, Altrissa, told Bored Panda that the community’s mission statement is to “highlight the amount of malapropisms that exist in the world.”
“English is one of the weirdest languages in human history and our sub more than proves it!” the mod said. “If native English speakers can have so many problems finding the correct word, imagine how hard it is for everyone else! It's also quite hilarious to see all of the inventive ways people use phonics to spell words they aren't familiar with.”
“Some of the funniest malapropisms we've heard are usually the more immature ones,” Altrissa revealed. “Tonight tits" for tinnitus, "orgasmic blueberries" for organic blueberries, and "crushed Asians" for crustaceans.”
Incorrect words get used all the time by people from all backgrounds: whether they’re politicians or private citizens, everyone has at some point embarrassed themselves, perhaps unknowingly, by mixing up words that at first glance can look almost identical. Malapropisms tend to have a very powerful effect on people, making us giggle as though we’re schoolchildren.
The very term ‘malapropism’ came into being after Richard Brinsley Sheridan created the stage comedy called The Rivals in 1775. In the popular play, the humorous aunt character Mrs. Malaprop often mixed up words and caused the audience to chuckle with laughter.
For example, Mrs. Malaprop (whose name is a version of the French word malapropos which means ‘inappropriate’) has been known to call the ‘pinnacle of politeness’ the ‘pineapple of politeness.’ She also mixes up ‘allegory’ with ‘alligator.’
The character Archie Bunker from the TV situational comedy All in the Family also constantly used malapropisms. Such as mixing up ‘ill refute’ with ‘ill repute,’ ‘ivory shower’ with ‘ivory tower,’ and ‘pig’s eye’ with ‘pigsty.’ We laugh at times like these because the jokes are instinctively funny to us; but we also laugh because we know we’ve made similar mistakes, and they’re a part of being human.
I got Type 2 Diabetes, from now on I will call it "Tattoo Diabetes", it sounds much better :-)
You don't even get a discount with 2 for 5. Why not just say 2.50
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There's an abandoned house a couple blocks from me with a sign on the back door "No Trust Posing!" I laugh hysterically every time we walk past it! I want to have my husband take a picture while I trust fall back onto the door
I had to shut my eyes and say it out loud to figure out what they were trying to say!
*posing* I love to break the rules
My sister in law is 11 and she left a passive aggressive note for no one to touch her work of art because it was "Delicut".
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Your sister in law is 11?!? So you have a sibling who married an eleven year old?! WTF
Or the 11 year old is a sibling of that person's spouse....
My husband is 28, he's got an 11 year old sister (your spouse's siblings are designated as sister in law and brother in law, respectively).
Her husband could have a younger sister? N'est Cafė!
I think a lot of these are talk to text mistakes. Funny though!
No, they’re not. You’ll be surprised to find out that there are many people out there who have been saying things wrong their whole life.
I sure hope so, otherwise humanity is screwed since no one can spell anymore
To be fair, unless you've tried those blueberries you don't really know they aren't orgasmic.
I want to know where to buy those...
My ex mother-in-law used malapropisms so often, that I use to miss some important details of the family. For instance, she had a niece that was a lesbian, but she always said Lebanese. Needless to say, said niece was very confused when I first met her and had learned a few phrases then asked about her culture. I should have known.
That was so sweet and welcoming of you. I hope you both had a good belly laugh over the confusion. انت لطيف اوي خهههه، LOL. (You’re very nice, LOL)
Prior to the 2016 elections, someone kept calling people from the opposing party 'pee ons' (peons) in a comment section. It wouldn't have been that bad except for the fact that he also called them things like 'illiterates ' and 'morons'.
I think a lot of this can be blamed on a crappy education system and a generation that learned to text before they got to school. Hard to spell the words right when you abbreviate everything....
Not always the case. Even back in the 1930's people were misinterpreting words. Language has become sloppy and people do actually mishear words they are not used to spelling by writing it.
It's more an issue of people saying or hearing the words but never reading or writing them, which may or may not be an issue with education depending on the phrase. Otherwise they might just not be well-read.
And look at all the signs on businesses that are deliberately misspelled.
I can't believe it. Are they native English people?
A lot probably are native English speakers. Many people simply don't read enough, so they don't know what the words are supposed to look like, and just go with what they think they hear. That's why you so often see 'should of', instead of 'should have'. People hear 'should've' as 'should of' and go with that, instead of thinking about whether it's correct.
There are a lot of regional accents, where some people write it the way they say it. Also, they might be using slang, and they write it that way, not realising that it's not proper English.
Don't read enough?!? I think it is due to severe nationwide lower intellect, just look at the president elect :-(
So true!
In a lot of cases, the educational system has completely failed them. I knew people who would absolutely write this kind of crap over chat... and they were high school graduates!
They don't read, and they're proud of that. So, this is what we get. Idiocracy.
There was a woman at our bank that would offer to help one "bounce their checkbooks."
My favorite!!
I remember being at a fried chicken shop in the Bronx and they served pizza ... on the menu, they had moshrum and barikle ... my fiance, her son and I were wracking our brains trying to figure out what was barikle (we figured what moshrum was) ... it wasn't until a month later that I was thinking about Hercules and remembered how the original spelling is Heracles, but was pronounced like Hercules ... then it dawned on me that barikle was broccoli ...
... Heracles isn't / wasn't pronounced like Hercules. Hercules was the Roman version of his name. Herakles/Heracles is said more like how it's spelled: "hera-klees".
I must admit, the accent of some people is often the problem. (and lazy speech patterns) If they don't write often, they will 'hear' it in the accent they are used to and then use that as what they believe is the correct term or word.I live in Australia and the amount of crazy misinterpretations can be down right hilarious. 'Kath and Kim' an Aussie comedy show here, was one; Effluent for Affluent. Cracks me up! One day I must post the ones I come across here!
American here. Had a friend long ago who traveled to Australia to live and work for awhile. She took dictation for a letter from her boss. She heard his "rates" as "rights."
I think that Kath and Kim was also a play on words. "Kith and Kin" ring any bells? All help to the Australian accent, of course.
That's my acidophilus bifidophilus! Yes and you keepadofilus please XD
I work in IT. Where we store code is called a 'repository'. One day, while talking to a colleague, I accidentally said 'suppository', slip of the tongue really, I realised my mistake straight away and hoped he didn't notice... My colleague proceeded to refer to the repository as suppository 12 times. I had to restrain myself from bursting out with laughter throughout the whole conversation, it was torture!
As technology becomes more advanced and smarter, people are get dumber. I dont understand. All of the world's information is available at your finger tips yet you cant google how to spell parmesan? Turn that auto correct back on, please. lol
Btw, took me a while to understand that chicken parmesan is the US' version of chicken a la parmigiana lol
I would just like to go on record as saying that I had this screen name before the internet really got going. And I was 11! You didn't really need to go after me personally like that. :D
That's an oxymoron of a comment. More people are actually smarter because of technology like the internet. The problem is that the internet isn't difficult to use so you get to hear from plenty of people who are stupid but you probably wouldn't have been aware of without the internet.
Had to take a photo at an upscale Vegas buffet offering "Chic Peas". I guess they are all the rage.
My yes, they're the current fashion.
Psh, who needs to invest in edumacation. Not important, right? MAH TAXES ARE MORE IMPORTINT!
Actually, I just found out something really shocking. In the US, kids aren't actually being taught to read and write in many schools. They are taught to basically guess at the words, and not taught how to correlate individual letters to sounds. That would make it really difficult to guess how to spell something even if they know how to pronounces. I wonder if that isn't part of the problem with some of these posts. A good article on this: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/26/opinion/sunday/phonics-teaching-reading-wrong-way.html
I remember when 'sight reading' was taught. You 'recognized' a word, even if you couldn't spell it, so you might not be able to use a dictionary. I tutored 6th graders in Berkeley and found some could barely read. Asked a teacher friend where I could find some Dick and Jane books, found them, used them, and my kids quickly moved on to grade level. I also used phonics; that also worked.
Bone jaw fools!
One of my co-worker wrote a sign for a garbage shoot (chute).
This thread is truly entertaining. Hope to see more like this in BP
If people read more they would see how words are written. But books and newspapers will be obsolete soon :(
I find the words I mispronounce tend to be ones I have read but never heard used.
Miriam-Webster Dictionary online will pronounce any word for you. Google it.
I have the opposite problem. I read a lot when I was a kid and was reading books that were advanced for my age. As a result, I have some pronunciations of words that are a bit off. I've found most of them through weird looks from people. I had to relearn how to pronounce words like paradigm, adolescence and even La Jolla. However, I have little trouble with the Native American names in the Pacific Northwest since I heard most of them before I saw them printed. My dad has been working on our family tree and has been emailing with a gentleman in Denmark who taught himself English by watching English language TV. He has some interesting spellings of English words, but is otherwise fluent in English.
I had the same problem, Snowy. I read a lot and would completely mispronounce words in my head. It led to a lot of embarrassment as I got a bit older. To this day, there a few words that I have to think twice about before I read them out loud.
Happened to me too. I also have words I have to think about before I say them out loud, and a few I actually never did learn to pronounce correctly and can't use in conversation. And I'm in my sixties.
Sheila, I'm just a decade behind you. It's amazing how much language changes, especially when the next generation starts using words of the opposite meaning, like sick, or pop culture adopts new slang, like junk. My generation is responsible for awesome.
I have seen some signs here in South Africa advertising: Panting, Tilling, Capeting and also Tree Feeling.
What’s that old saying? If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry?
This was funny for real it will be on daily mail tomorrow
The hooked on phonics generation was created so we could have wonderful interactions like these!
Bone Apple T.
Our dear Polish landlady hung a "veat paint" sign on the apartment railing. 35 years later in our own house we still say and write veat paint.
My old mum was once asked what religion she was ? She said she was prostitute !
My friend told her son that Tzatziki Sauce was Shits-ki Sauce. He pronounced it like that until he was a teen and ordered it at a restaurant. #facepalm
Love it! Shitz-ki Sauce forever!
My mam actually said about someone “She’s Bifocal”. She meant Bisexual but the term has stuck in our family. The bi lady also thought this was funny and has adopted the term herself.
Mom, who could fracture any language, called Mazatlan 'Matzoh Land' I had to laugh when we got there, 'cause it does look just like Miami Beach.
A sign on a property in our town read 'No trespassing by owers' Somebody told him there's an 'n' in there, so next it read 'No trespassing by oners'
I was reading this when my husband came in and start to tell me about my neighbour with stage 3 liver cancer... i burst out laughing so hard at 'colon smell' so he must think i'm heartless or i hate that neighbour which i didnt even know..
Comments on every post are hilarious!
Autocorrect might explain some of the texting errors. My tablet used to spell Lac La Ronge as "Lackey Orange" (among other nonsensical corrections) before I finally figured out how to shut off the autocorrect function.
I took a lot of French in school and would write it as Lac L'Orange if I heard it before seeing it. It's one of the ways that languages evolve. English has a lot of words adopted and adapted from other languages so it has a wide range of spellings and can be one of the hardest languages to learn because of it.
R.s. Potter like
R.s. Potter ?
This is why using text-to-speech is a problem. Mispronunciation is both regional and endemic in the variety of English speech, world-wide. It took 12 years for Dragon 'Naturally Speaking' to finally make a version which could understand my American English accent...and it still incorrectly writes some words (many fewer, however). -Dr M
A few of these new understanding bots and Alexa type things still struggle with my kiwi accent XD i have once had to put on an American accent, it worked lol
Hands down the funniest post I have ever seen on Boredpanda! HOLY CRAP
Same xD need more xD i was crackin' up
I have seen a medical form where the patient wrote “forrid” instead of forehead. And “rest bite” instead of respite
My sister is hearing impaired and spells most things phonetically, according to how she hears the word.. After almost 37 yrs of reading her writing, I could read these as easily as any novel.. Lol
Actually, I'm not sure if I misheard or if dear papa was having joke, but I remember him bring home a beautiful black "labradog!" Yeah, don't ask, It was 60 years ago!
Luckily I was recording the news, since I was so certain that they said "Bombay Root." I rewound my tape, and yup, it was "........have threatened to bomb Beirut!" Plus BBC, why did you say, "and now the News Headlice?
I wonder if these people are joking? If so, these posts should be Disk Wallyfied!
Unfortunately, most people confuse 'lay' with 'lie!' So, why criticize the poor buggers above? People don't 'lay' unless its tiles or carpet. Chickens, crocodiles etc 'lay' eggs. People 'lie' down, lie in bed, lie in over the week end etc... It is not my fault that I burst out laughing and visualised "a dead body (squatting) laying (eggs) in the bushes!" Words do have meanings, just as black means black and white means white.
The thing that gets me is that they spell all the words used in the wrong context correctly.
Thanks very much for making my guts hurt while I was eating. It got a little messy cause I tried to eat while I read the many comments. Thank God I have my own office!
I once told my husband how cupboard was actually spelled and he laughed at me for a good while until I showed him proof.
I have to say I've had a really good laugh at these posts and also the comments.
How many times I've seen song lyrics and discover I've been singing the wrong words for decades..Embarrassing..
There was a lot more of that before FM and CDs. On AM, especially transistor radios (!) and mono records it was easy to make mistakes. When CDs came out and were used on radio, suddenly all these lyrics became clear! Finally!
Like the old cassette ad, "my ears are alight" (the isrealites)
This is what happens when you don't read books!
I don't know if I should be more sad or frightened for our future after reading these posts. Enough silliness to make me smile and still just shake my head....
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I worked with a woman who got stuck on "entrepreneurial" so wrote it "intrepid oriole." I've always loved that one -- it was a really heroic effort to come up with a word she clearly had never heard of. I suspect that's the case with most of these. Either that or they just can't spell for sh*t!
Reminds me of this Italian friend of mine that asked me "Who is this Jose guy in the National Anthem?" "Jose? In the National Anthem?" "Yes, you know, when it says "Oh Jose can you see?" "No, no, no, it's "Oh Say can you see" Not Jose" I always thought this was a joke, but so many Italians (I am one too, born there) make this mistake.
Oh, oh! It took a while.......Jose as in Spanish!? Now it makes sense.
Bone jaw everyone.
OMG..really??
this is hilarious
I love how sure you are of your grammar, since you are insulting mine. I guess we differ in opinion because i believe that if unlimited amount of resources are available and you choose not to use it, i'd consider that stupid. People "back in the day" didnt have what we have now. I believe that as technology advances, society should too. We shouldn't be lazy from it.
I don’t think people are necessarily dumb in the context of this post. We all make mistakes, especially if we picked up something as a kid through hearing only and maybe never had to write the word before. I find it funny, and cute.
The spinch one got me. XD
*getting
I guess English was'nt their first language in most of those, and the others have a lack of education. Funny tho.
I think you're giving native English speakers too much credit. People from other countries study English. Millions of natives don't pick up a book from year to year and are barely literate. That's about 50 million adults.
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*wasn't dumb dumb not was'nt lol and you don't put and after a , . Fail.
Yes actually, conjunctions quite happily go after commas when the clause subjects are different. Perhaps next time make sure you're actually correct before insuling people?
Oh fuck off!
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I think a lot of these are people (actually, kids) between the ages of 14-16 years old. Not all of them, but most of them. The adolescent tone in the text just made me roll my eyes like stfu and go pluck all your eyebrows off like I, and everyone else did.
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I'm waiting for someone to confuse atelier (showroom) and abattoir (slaughterhouse).
Perhaps in France.
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There's an abandoned house a couple blocks from me with a sign on the back door "No Trust Posing!" I laugh hysterically every time we walk past it! I want to have my husband take a picture while I trust fall back onto the door
I had to shut my eyes and say it out loud to figure out what they were trying to say!
*posing* I love to break the rules
My sister in law is 11 and she left a passive aggressive note for no one to touch her work of art because it was "Delicut".
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Your sister in law is 11?!? So you have a sibling who married an eleven year old?! WTF
Or the 11 year old is a sibling of that person's spouse....
My husband is 28, he's got an 11 year old sister (your spouse's siblings are designated as sister in law and brother in law, respectively).
Her husband could have a younger sister? N'est Cafė!
I think a lot of these are talk to text mistakes. Funny though!
No, they’re not. You’ll be surprised to find out that there are many people out there who have been saying things wrong their whole life.
I sure hope so, otherwise humanity is screwed since no one can spell anymore
To be fair, unless you've tried those blueberries you don't really know they aren't orgasmic.