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What do you think is the best region in the best country in the world? The Northeast with its historic cities like Pittsburgh and Philadelphia? Or the West and its geographical diversity? Nice try. It's the Midwest. Or at least this Twitter account thinks so.

'Midwest vs. Everybody' is on a mission to rightfully represent and defend 'THE #1 region' in the US, and its tweets are hilariously convincing. Whether we're talking about the people, the climate, or the nature, continue scrolling and check out what life in the Midwest is really like!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time it snowed pretty hard we all sat there listening to the radio hoping for a snow day. Then we'd spend the entire day out in the snow or on the lake skating.

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Midwest, also called Middle West or the North Central States, is a region in northern and central United States, lying midway between the Appalachians and the Rocky Mountains and north of the Ohio River and the 37th parallel.

The Midwest—as defined by the federal government—comprises the states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

Actually composed of two regions, the Northwest Territory, or the Old Northwest, and the Great Plains, you could say the Midwest has become more an idea than a region: an area of immense diversity but somehow consciously representative of a national average.

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"'Midwest vs. Everybody' was a build-out of our original page, Iowa Chill," the creators of the fun online project told Bored Panda. "Most of the following is from the Midwest and we figured that people in Iowa have had similar experiences to people in Ohio or Indiana."

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birdie asf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

basically if you live in illinois, there's a reason everyone says they live in chicago. nobody remembers "JOLIET" and "ROCKFORD" off the top of their heads

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LOttawa
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same, I don't live in Ottawa but I chose it as my profile name because it's the biggest city near where I live.

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GirlFriday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also accurate. It is easier for me to say "I am originally from the St. Louis area" rather than explain where I am actually from.

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Hilary Mol
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dated a guy who lived in Granite City, IL. Whenever he had to explain where he lived, he said either "just outside downtown St. Louis" or "the St. Louis area". The smell of Granite City is something you don't soon forget... (Same goes for Gary, Indiana.)

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Hermione Granger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Michigan we just point at our hands and then people don’t know what we mean

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abby smink
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also do that with Upstate NY, because I can guarantee you haven't heard of McLean

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Daniel Marsh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm actually from Long Island, which is not New York, just New York, even though most people who live in New York, New York live on Long Island, but they're from New York, not Long Island. If you need an explanation: The majority of residents of the City (of New York) live in Brooklyn or Queens, which are the Island (here, Long Island), but when you say you're from the Island, you typically mean you're from the part of Long Island that's East of the City, which is really confusing because most of New York City is on the Island (again, Long Island), but when people think of New York, they usually think of Manhattan, which is on another Island. You certainly do NOT mean Staten Island, which is part of New York City, but located somewhere in Central New Jersey. If you're from New Jersey, you might say, "Yeah, I'm from New York?" "Really, what part?" "New Jersey." It's kinda like asking for a Coke but make it a root beer.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that if you say you're from New Jersey, the correct response is "what exit?"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in Australia for those outside of major towns. If living in rural / bush areas, the "nearest city" can be an 8 hour drive away.

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DogMom
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People just outside Toronto do this when they speak to people outside Canada

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Gon Freecss
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same, i live in a small village outside omaha about 20 minutes but I just say I live in omaha since i grew up there.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also doesn't apply to me, as a St. Louisian. I'm a midwestern but also a city kid at heart

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Tenley Samson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i live 45 minutes away from Chicago so I just say I'm from around there

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Emily
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i say where im ACTUALLY from people think im from europe

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Suzanne Haigh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in the Highalnds of Scotland yet it is nowhere near as big.

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Susan Egan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I say I grew up in New York, everyone assumes it's the city. There is a whole rather large state to be from. When I say Long Island, Oh you were rich, no, in fact it was very rural when I lived there.

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Faith Hurst
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here but it was just the biggest town in our mountains. A lot of people know where Big Bear is. The rest of us are just near there.

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Heather Riesen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up in Washington aka "No, not the city" and currently live in New York state aka "No, not the city."

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Salty Old Woman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in Florida. Honestly I'm thinking this is true in every state.

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LFSchind
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say the big city, the cardinal direction, and how far away from that big city you have to drive... "I live about an hour SW of the city X".

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Jolee Koop
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was born in Pflugerville, but I always just say Austin since no ones heard of Pflugerville

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Jessica Malone
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I lived in Michigan and Massachusetts. We lived once in a place called Eaton Rapids, (MI). Stilll just explain, just near Detroit.

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Adrienne Early
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm from "names county in the lower peninsula in Michigan" oh, your from Detroit? Uhhh sure. Detroit. Though it's nice being able to use your hand to show. 😆

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how it is for me here in Texas. I just explain that I live three hours away from Dallas.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same ritual here in the uk but we say 'right then' as we slap our knees and rise out of a chair.

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"All of the people that run the account live in the Midwest. We endorse the simple and warm culture of living in an area of the Midwest that is usually seen as a flyover," the team explained.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh geez... just realized I do the "sneak right by ya" much more than just at thanksgiving.

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The Northwest Territory entered the United States in 1783 at the conclusion of the American Revolution and was organized under a series of ordinances that set the precedent for the admission of future territories into the Union.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's right. We had a snow storm in my city today that I felt yesterday. I live in Canada, by the way.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although all my family is Dutch and still living in the Netherlands, we appear to be from the Midwest....

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The Great Plains entered the United States in 1803 as part of the Louisiana Purchase. The Plains were to develop primarily agriculturally, but the Northwest Territory, blessed with both fertile soil and valuable natural resources (coal, oil, iron ore, and limestone), would develop both industrially and agriculturally.

Despite regional economic shifts adverse to the Midwest, the region has continued to be the most important economic region in the United Stated, leading all other sections in value added by manufacture and in total value of farm marketings.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now from Chicago area, there are no miles, it is ALL by time. How far is it, is not answered "It is 3 miles away" it is "1/2 an hour".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It has occurred to me that American Midwest dads are similar to some Canadian dads. All of the above sound very familiar to me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up in Wisconsin. 50 degrees would be shorts and t-shirt weather. Now that I live in Arizona, anything under 70 is definitely hoodie weather.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, we do bother clearing a spot in front of the drivers seat, and whatever side window/backwindow combo for whatever turn we plan on making.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aussie here. Just converted these to Celsius and that's *really* cold! -20F = -28C (frostbite) 99F = 37C (gorgeous sunny day) 20F= -6C (unbelievable) 47F = 8C (still too cold)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I moved from Alaska to NC and was so confused when we had a snow day for snow that melted before the sun even rose.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was holding the door for a dude at work and he decided he was going to be funny and start walking really slow. So I stood there holding it all the way until he got there and then closed it on him and walked off. The doors need a badge-scan to go through so not a big deal but it amused me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i live at the end of a cul de sac, so the snow plower would never completely plow our section of the road. my dad would always curse the mayor out and try to fix our snow blower. 10 things flying at my face later, he finally started to shovel. needless to say some of my worst memories growing up have been commemorated with shoveling snow.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is how all my conversations w/ my friends go-ope sorry yeah yeah no dude its fine noo but I'm sorry bout that I really am its fine its fine it was my fault no it was mine I said its FINE joe

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father used to drive the family to Toronto for summer vacation. He'd always brag about how he made it in under X hours and Y minutes, beating his last travel time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh, I remember those days...There was no school because the storm dumped loads of snow, but I'd get together with friends to play in said snow.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, that sounds like where I live. So, I can definitely commiserate.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well there you go, I actually thought this was an Aussie saying!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up in Michigan and moved to NY, I died a little inside when I finally had to start calling my pop soda because I got tired of explaining it, but they will never take my "opes" and whispered apologies.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is just my father- this is just midwesterners/northerners fathers

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also an East Coast Canadian thing.....the letter "R" is casually tossed into strange places, like the end of the name Emma (Emmer) and the word wasp (warsp),. I love it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep we're pretty lame here in illinois. except for the few ikea, the malls, portillo's, chicago, and springfield. other than that we might as well not be here.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um yeah, why waste money on a plane trip? According to my dad if my parents and older siblings take turns driving, we won't even have to stop for the night on the way there or back.

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