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We’ve all complained about minor inconveniences before. Whether it’s our favorite restaurant being out of the best meal on the menu or the coffee that we ordered coming out so hot that we have to painfully wait 2 minutes before drinking it. It’s totally normal to be annoyed about little things sometimes, but once we decide to publicly tweet those complaints, we’re just asking to be mocked.

Allow us to introduce you to “Middle Class Problem”, a Twitter account dedicated to sharing “real problems but not real actual problems, just middle class ones”. This page finds the most minor and insignificant complaints on Twitter and gives them a larger platform. While some of the tweets are self-aware and sarcastic, we can still enjoy poking fun at the idea that these are real issues. We’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite non-problem problems for you to read through, so don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share your thoughts in the comments below.

Then if you’re interested in another list featuring minor things that get under people’s skin, check out this Bored Panda piece next.

The Middle Class Problem Twitter account has been around since February 2010 and has amassed over 33k followers in the past 12 years. The creator of Middle Class Problem, Benjamin Lee, even wrote a book under the same name as the page that was published in 2014, featuring a long list of tweets that qualify as middle class problems. The table of contents includes chapters on Eating In, Eating Out, Shopping, Quinoa, Drinking, Work, Technology, Christmas, The Help, At Home, On Holiday, and Looking Good.

In the introduction, Lee writes, “Since 2010, I’ve been following the lives of the middle classes on Twitter, highlighting the many plights suffered on a daily basis. For the first time, in this book you’re holding, I’ve collected the best examples of how frightfully inconvenient things can get.” 

If you’re looking for an entertaining coffee table book, Middle Class Problems has received some great reviews from readers over the years. One person on Good Reads wrote, “We know that people on the other side of the world are starving, yet we complain through various social media that our waiter served both coffee and ice cream at the same time, that we got too much feta in our greek salads or ordered the wrong pizza size. This book lets us relate and laugh at each other's misfortunes. Definitely worth picking up!”

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Another reader on Amazon said, “My wannabe posh co-worker loved it, he is now reflecting on his life and considering coming back down to earth.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no, the problem came right after that: choose other food for the movie/tv show..

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Mocking the wealthy has long been a popular form of comedy, so it’s no surprise that Middle Class Problem has become so popular. From classic literature like The Great Gatsby and The Importance of Being Earnest to popular sitcoms like Arrested Development and Schitt’s Creek, we love to critique the rich. Even if they’re not rich rich, just middle class per se, we can’t help but find amusement in their qualms about salads and soy candles. At the same time, most of us who will never get to experience the “lifestyle of the rich”, it’s fun to imagine what it must be like and mock their lack of self awareness.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I legitimately hate when this happens. Sometimes my bluetooth headphones will pick up on my partners phone. Gives me a bloody heart attack when my peaceful music is interrupted by dramatic car crash videos.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the longest time I couldn't have the volume on an odd number.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife only noticed last week, after knowing me 20 years and living with me for 15 years, that the volume is always on an even number! To be fair, it took her 8 years to realise I'm colour blind.

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Kalevra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People not using thier turn singles. Not sure if thats "minor" though.

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Jonathan West
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still have a furiously strong impulse to set the volume on a number divisible by 5.

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David Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Volume has to be on an even number or my anxiety goes ape s**t.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Gawd. My lot have to have it in multiples of 2, or preferably multiples of 4. No odd numbers are allowed. I sometimes do it out of devilment and hope they don't notice.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My computer speakers have a rotary switch instead of a potentiometer. And each click raises the volume by a factor of 2. My volume goes 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was suffering greatly from this problem, then invested in a mixer. No more uneven sound settings, and perfect volume was achieved.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my husbands problem ,I’ll be glad to leave it on 13 and I do it just to make him go into a tizzy. I actually do it to see if he notices on the car radio as well.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband has to have the volume on a multiple of 5. I tend to lean toward prime numbers. Drives him crazy.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is a conspiracy by the electronic manufacturers because my TV is the same way and it drives me to drink, which I find solves the problem because drunk me likes the volume on 16.

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Raimei Ai
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like very specific numbers...4 is one when it comes to things like money....volume...not so much. Growing up I would watch TV til like...4am.... 5 was high enough that my mom would suspect something...3 was just too low for me to hear it without sitting 2 ft away... But 4? Just right...and I hated it... Also this was 2nd grade thru 8th...

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Sarah Marie
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i play gta:o on volume level 10 its perfect. 9 is too low, 11 is too high. so yah i feel this

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the many REAL problems in this world is that there are grown a*s adults out there, lots of them, who are scared of certain numbers. It's all in your head, folks. They're just numbers.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

13 is the same as any other number. On the other hand, I once had an all-white cat, so all those silly superstions don't apply to me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also have to have volumes on even numbers. Both in the car and on a TV set. Odd volume numbers bother me even if it's the perfect sound level

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my age is a composite number, I almost always turn the volume up or down by an integer it's divisible by, not including 1. I still do that. When my age is a prime number, I adjust by 2.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I am not alone lol! The numbers on my car radio are 13 (odd number) 14 (non-number in MY head at least) 15 (a little too loud but it's divisible by 5 so it's perfect). Don't know if it's related to my OCD or it's some other condition (like I need another one haha) but it can be annoying lol.

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Erin Mandrusiak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend absolutely must have the volume on numbers like 15, 20, 25

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband insists that the TV volume always be set at a multiple of 3. And yes, he can tell; I've tried to set it at like 13 or 16 when he wasn't looking and he figured it out.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still cannot have mine on an odd number. Anywhere. Same for my AC or heat.

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Alexej Dvorak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to adjust Volumes in a 2-3-3-2-step pattern (e.g. 10, 12, 15, 18, 20)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like mines between 4 and 8 at the most in the evenings. Everything is louder before bed. I'm a totally different person during the day time though.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then whatever number is perfect becomes too quiet when I chew. Or if they have accents.

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Kelli Goldstone
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a serious thing with people with OCD that can only handle even numbers. Like setting an alarm to like even 7:03 would drive people nuts. Or turning off a microwave when you can hear your food burning before 1:15 when 1:23 would have sufficed. I've seen it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You monster... You adjust using single digits? Only evens and multiples of 5s are allowed. Last digit must be 0,2,4,5,6,8 You should have never hit any number that ended with 3 if you followed proper volume adjusting etiquette. Here you are basically prancing about "hey look at me I don't even follow the rules and now I have this ridiculous problem! Oh someone please help me!" Take your lawlessness somewhere else ya damn heathen...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have my volume in multiples of 5. 15 is perfect, I'll go to 20 or 25, never lower than 10.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES!!!! I have exactly the same problem, now I know I'm not crazy (or at least I'm not the only crazy person about it)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

13 is the perfect level of volume on a few of my devices. I think that makes it the lucky volume number 😉

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least you don’t live with deaf in-laws whose preferred volume level is in and around 75.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I change from TV to Netflix and have to chaneg the volume because Netflix always start at a lot lower volume.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always listen to my TV at volume 13. It's just a number, it's not unlucky.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this EXACT problem! It took me years to learn to just accept 13 as my preferred volume.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People still don't like 13, huh? My TV is perfect at 38. I'm hard of hearing, so everyone else in the house disagrees lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I got pulled over for going 83 in a 55 (I was a bad driver when I first got my license). The cop told me I was going 83 and I laughed and said "no I wasn't". "Miss, I assure you, you were going 83". "No, sir, you got me good, I didn't even see you, but I was going either 80 or 85. I cant stand having the speedometer between the lines." *facepalm* Luckily he gave me a warning because he found it funny that I was arguing that I was possibly going faster than he said. Also luckily I grew out of that habit.

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Since F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic novel was published, times have changed a bit. Although it wasn’t a sparkling depiction of the upper class, writer Benjamin Nugent argues that The Great Gatsby still glamorizes wealth. “I think that a great description of a particular experience is inevitably an advertisement for that experience.” Nugent went on to say that, “A great description of an experience that you, the reader, are excluded from, that is, an inaccessible experience, no matter what that experience is, tends to be compelling. Describe to the reader an experience from which that reader is excluded, and describe it beautifully, and what you write will tend to be like the green light in Gatsby.” Though readers enjoy criticizing the displays of wealth in the novel, there might be a tinge of jealousy towards the lifestyle as well.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was told during a massage, that she has problems with her hands because of giving massages. I'm really sorry, but now I can't enjoy my massage because I'm feeling bad that it hurts you giving me a massage.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the type of person that with go to a movie, ticket taker says " enjoy the movie", I respond "you, too!" 🤦‍♀️

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When it comes to more recent critiques of the upper class, the Emmy award winning sitcom Schitt’s Creek is one of the most exaggerated examples. The premise of the show is this: an extremely rich family suddenly loses their fortune after trusting the wrong business manager and ends up having to move to a small, rural town that they once purchased as a joke, after all their other assets have been seized. While it sounds far too strange to ever happen in reality, Dan Levy (writer, showrunner, and one of the stars of the series) was inspired by actress Kim Basinger, who actually bought a small town in Georgia in the 1980s planning to transform it into a major tourist attraction. Three years later, however, the town had seen no developments and locals considered it “deader” than when it was purchased.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't a middle-class problem. The tape doesn't care about anyone!

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Though the success of Schitt’s Creek can be attributed to many factors including clever writing, excellent casting, and being picked up by Netflix, audiences can’t deny that it’s fun to see rich people flounder. There are heartfelt moments that bring the cast down to Earth, but especially in the earlier seasons, the characters just seem like parodies of people. While most of us would feel lucky to have the “problems” of these characters, it’s satisfying to know that at least they’re not having any fun either. Succession is another show portraying the collapse of a wealthy family. Rachel Connolly, a writer for The Guardian, notes about Succession, “The miserable, powerless billionaire heirs, imprisoned by their wealth and status, play into a popular idea: that almost everyone, from millionaire property tycoons to supermodels, is having a terrible time under capitalism.” Well, at least we’re not alone.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you want me to play something on the world's tiniest violin? 🎻

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Reality TV has also long explored the trivial inconveniences of wealthy families. From every franchise of The Real Housewives to Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it can be great fun to sit at home in our much smaller apartments, drinking much cheaper wine and make fun of these people because at least we have self-awareness. One of the most famous quotes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians was uttered when Kim lost a $75,000 earring while swimming in the ocean in Bora Bora. Kim began to panic about her earring disappearing, and her older sister Kourtney calmly responded, “Kim, there’s people that are dying.” While I’m sure both women complain about their fair share of “rich people problems”, audiences became obsessed with this line, making it one of the most iconic moments on the show.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HAVE A SOLUTION! Cut off contact with everyone before Christmas, go Christmas shopping AFTER Christmas to get the sweet deals, then make amends and give them their half off present.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's horrible! I finally have a dishwasher where I live, and I never want to go without one again

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One possible reason we love content mocking the rich is the idea of schadenfreude, or pleasure derived from someone else’s pain. Alyssa Rosenberg, writer for The New York Times, examined how the most popular reality TV in recent years has shifted from competition based shows that tend to teach viewers something to programming about the rich. There is probably a part of us that knows bad things are bound to happen to the subjects of these shows, and we just can’t look away. There’s too much schadenfreude to be had! A perfect example is Teresa Giudice, a star of The Real Housewives of New Jersey who was arrested for fraud. Rosenberg notes that when we watch shows like that and laugh at the ridiculous things cast members spend their money on (especially when it’s money they don’t actually have), we can “congratulate ourselves for not sharing [their] desperation to appear wealthy”.   

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Up selling straight from passing the shop entrance. I have multiple times walked into the shop and a staff member approaching "hi, how can I help you... Bla bla"... I usually say no thanks, I can help myself by looking around but then usually you see a manager or supervisor pointing the girl to next customer and another staff approaches me. Having worked and run catering and retail for a decade I make it a point to tell employees and managers that this is pestering, and ruins the shoppers experience. When and if I need help I will find the sales assistant, otherwise there's other places to shop. Staff usually understands this, but management expects to upsell, promote and aggressively keep making offers. Again anytime this happens I stop and tell I am not interested in receiving advertisements. Unless what you offer me is life changing, I don't need it. I think Sephora did black and red baskets to sort this issue, unfortunately I'm not makeup person but this makes me want to support

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would say that actually choosing to eat said frozen sushi would qualify as a worse decision than simply buying it.

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Over the past 10 years, the internet has become saturated with jokes about “first world problems” and “middle class problems”. And these are valid topics to make fun of. But Simone Seol, a writer for Quartz, wanted to discuss the issue from a different angle. In her piece, “In defense of first-world problems—and the reasonable people who have them”, she notes that these problems are a sign of human achievement. We could have never complained about issues like slow wifi and our food delivery arriving cold a century ago, but now that society has advanced so rapidly, we have been able to get used to a much higher quality of life. Sure, maybe it’s turned some of us into impatient snowflakes, but that’s a small price to pay for modern day conveniences, right?  

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent 300 dollars extra to get all these frickin settings and only ever use ‘mix’

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So a middle-class problem can be best summed up as poor planning.

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Seol went on to note that these “middle class problems” are great inspiration for art and philosophy. “In fact, some of our greatest works are born of observations that are seemingly frivolous. The minutiae of life is often where great drama is born and great wisdom is derived.” She cites Oscar Wilde’s classic play The Importance of Being Earnest, which features a silly conflict about the availability of cucumber sandwiches. Lastly, Seol says that these minor problems are invitations for mindfulness. When we find ourselves bothered by such trivial issues, maybe we can take a step back and do some self-reflection. In the grand scheme of things, is this problem really worth fretting about?  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My guess is that usually people avoid her altogether, so a conversation attempt could have been a surprise

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Reading this list is really making me want to apologize for every minor complaint I’ve ever made out loud. While we’re all allowed to think these things, maybe we should be a bit more choosy about what thoughts we send out into the world. Enjoy the rest of these silly, minor complaints, and remember to upvote the tweets you find most obnoxious. Also, don’t forget to watch your quinoa closely while it’s on the stove. Wouldn’t want cooking dinner to cause the worst day of your life.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you COULD buy those 200 $ earbuds that work on the blueteeth, and bind them to the phone instead...

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