92 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage
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a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage!
Marriage or a long-term relationship can be quite funny at times. Especially when you're arguing over random stuff like the brands of toilet paper or having a fight entirely in fridge magnets. And if laughter truly is the best medicine, then there's nowhere better to apply it than when leading a married life. If you can relate to these silly married couple problems, then you'll love Bored Panda's list of marriage jokes, revealing the truth about having a spouse. They may be just up to 140 characters funny Twitter rants, but they're still honest and completely relatable. Take a look below - if you have a significant other, and don't find these hilarious, then it's probably time to get some relationship advice. Don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Ha ha, next time just leave your phone off and sleep in. This is hilarious!
Poor Boyd (no pun intended)... that was only the bill you happened to open
I honestly think moms/wives don't actually find stuff, they just put it in an alternate dimension and then conjure it up in an obvious place
I just did this two days ago :D We now have a hedgehog :)
Interesting fact I googled once apparently if you repeatedly get kicked in the balls for an hour it's almost as bad as childbirth... men couldn't handle it they'd die of pain that too is a fact I've read
Ahh Taco Bueno...always have to have at least 4 tacos lol and lots of salsa!!!
That's why you make just one more so when he inevitably asks you don't need to say no
After having a similar argument with my late hubby (who was a Nascar fan, and I hated the sound of those engines!!), his birthday gift a few weeks later was a wireless headphone set so he could watch his racing and I didn't have to hear it!!
Sounds like same with Terms of Service documents. You said "I do" without reading haha. (It's in the small print )
I'm not the only one... I love him but sometimes you wanna smack the stupid out
If it were up to him folding is rolling it into a ball and shoving it in the dresser in a shelf at random
We have no room in the fridge, no room in the cupboard Him: babe, there's nothing to eat.
I love this I haven't seen beauty and the beast since I was a child. I remember that part so clearly
When sexy becomes “hey there's 15 minutes before our show starts..."