First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage!

Marriage or a long-term relationship can be quite funny at times. Especially when you're arguing over random stuff like the brands of toilet paper or having a fight entirely in fridge magnets. And if laughter truly is the best medicine, then there's nowhere better to apply it than when leading a married life. If you can relate to these silly married couple problems, then you'll love Bored Panda's list of marriage jokes, revealing the truth about having a spouse. They may be just up to 140 characters funny Twitter rants, but they're still honest and completely relatable. Take a look below - if you have a significant other, and don't find these hilarious, then it's probably time to get some relationship advice. Don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#2

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granttanaka Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, next time just leave your phone off and sleep in. This is hilarious!

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#8

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mynameisntdave Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just duck fast, when she "dishes" it back!

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#10

Funny Married Life Tweet

theboydp Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Boyd (no pun intended)... that was only the bill you happened to open

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#11

Funny Married Life Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Muhammed Vatansever
Community Member
6 years ago

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#12

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wife_housy Report

Andrew Ramirez
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly think moms/wives don't actually find stuff, they just put it in an alternate dimension and then conjure it up in an obvious place

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#13

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iwearaonesie Report

Paul King
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That so belongs in an episode of Family Guy or American Dad! It's just the right humour!

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#15

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amydillon Report

#16

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ValeeGrrl Report

Georgina Dunn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha my boyfriend would be excited about the kitkat

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#19

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iwearaonesie Report

Inge Vos
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - when it's empty, don't put it back but throw it away!

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#23

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#24

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3sunzzz Report

Celeste Barczewska
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just did this two days ago :D We now have a hedgehog :)

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#32

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KentWGraham Report

over opinionated
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting fact I googled once apparently if you repeatedly get kicked in the balls for an hour it's almost as bad as childbirth... men couldn't handle it they'd die of pain that too is a fact I've read

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#33

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BradBroaddus Report

Silke Hagemann
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, I can't, I just can't. I'm dying with laughter!

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#35

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tchrquotes Report

Whitney Shields
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh Taco Bueno...always have to have at least 4 tacos lol and lots of salsa!!!

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#36

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PJTLynch Report

Vanessa
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it's also annoying to buy, since it takes almost a whole bag

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#38

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Murry Mo
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there...my husband and I call it the fluff cuff of 2014

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#39

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dafloydsta Report

Xreya Arur
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like you got married to Abed from Community :P

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#40

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tchrquotes Report

over opinionated
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why you make just one more so when he inevitably asks you don't need to say no

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#42

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hatfieldanne Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After having a similar argument with my late hubby (who was a Nascar fan, and I hated the sound of those engines!!), his birthday gift a few weeks later was a wireless headphone set so he could watch his racing and I didn't have to hear it!!

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#45

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Benski Trenkins
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like same with Terms of Service documents. You said "I do" without reading haha. (It's in the small print )

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#46

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cbbrankley Report

over opinionated
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not the only one... I love him but sometimes you wanna smack the stupid out

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#47

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XplodingUnicorn Report

over opinionated
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it were up to him folding is rolling it into a ball and shoving it in the dresser in a shelf at random

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#49

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moooooog35 Report

Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have no room in the fridge, no room in the cupboard Him: babe, there's nothing to eat.

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#50

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ValeeGrrl Report

over opinionated
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this I haven't seen beauty and the beast since I was a child. I remember that part so clearly

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#55

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ashleyaustrew Report

over opinionated
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When sexy becomes “hey there's 15 minutes before our show starts..."

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#57

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david8hughes Report

Jennifer Meacham
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and my husband laughed and laughed at this one...

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#58

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_troyjohnson Report

Haider
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you used al of them......