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Some husbands never really grow up. They might wear a suit to work every day, they might read the newspaper, and they might have seemingly adult conversations with other apparent grown-ups, but all they really want to do deep down is to break free from the shackles of conformity and simply become children again. Unfortunately for them however, their wives aren't always so sympathetic, and looking at this funny list of husband tweets compiled by Bored Panda, we can't really blame them! Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every grown man always keeps the little boy tucked away, for special occasions.

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Bunnies are better!!
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!! It's even harder with a mouth full of whipped cream. Trust me, I know from experience

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David
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me, every time. It's the glittery smoothness that gives you away.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think if a ball pit is eventually emptied, you will fine many...interesting...things.

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Oscar
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm laughing so hard and my parents keep telling me to calm down XD

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Bunnies are better!!
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, the free essential things of life...Buying beer, opening child proof lids, and doing math

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it also is for the challenged. Whatever their challenge is...

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schwimming and fighting with water is a difference of at least 20 seconds per lane swom.

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JillVille Child Care
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my! This is the greatest dog costume ever!! I have to show my hubby! Our dog needs this, lmao!

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Magpie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*does not plan ahead* does not share well with other kids* omg when do they grow up? ........and the trade in value is rubbish!

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tatty!
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

kalviinnnn doooooooesn'ttttt shhaaaaaaaaaareeeeee foooood !!!! #likejoey!

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DON'T WAKE THE BABY! Wake the baby and the adults are the ones who are punished. It's like pulling the pin on a grenade... the grenade isn't the casualty.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds like something out of a video game... one I would like to play

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother in law would do that. He commits to a joke. The worse it is, the more he commits... then he explains it to you really slowly.

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pikachu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this therapist is another man, whereas the sensible ones are ladies

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