Some husbands never really grow up. They might wear a suit to work every day, they might read the newspaper, and they might have seemingly adult conversations with other apparent grown-ups, but all they really want to do deep down is to break free from the shackles of conformity and simply become children again. Unfortunately for them however, their wives aren't always so sympathetic, and looking at this funny list of husband tweets compiled by Bored Panda, we can't really blame them! Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

To understand you'd have to walk in their shoes.

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#2

Husband Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

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... and his wife is frigid!

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#3

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GrantTanaka Report

Sitano Moto
Community Member
4 years ago

Brilliant! I mean, it's funny, but not always true.

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#4

Husband Tweets

lebeargirdle Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Good example why some relationships end.

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#5

Husband Tweets

Brampersandon_ Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

It are the small thing in life that count!

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#6

Husband Tweets

mynameisntdave Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I do not get this one...I know what muggy means, but why should mugs be on the front lawn?

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#7

Husband Tweets

andyasadjective Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This tweet some truth has.

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#8

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

You should probably stop the Acid.

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#9

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Next time bring two, so they can fight! The food will come in no time...

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#10

Husband Tweets

KyleMcDowell86 Report

Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Asking the important questions..

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#11

Husband Tweets

granttanaka Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

Wife: "You can run but you can't hide" ;)

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#12

Husband Tweets

thehyyyype Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

ha ha laugh out loud i would totally do that

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#13

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iwearaonesie Report

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes!! It's even harder with a mouth full of whipped cream. Trust me, I know from experience

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#14

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Did it work?

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#15

Husband Tweets

TheCatWhisprer Report

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol! This one made me laugh so hard!

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#16

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

David
Community Member
4 years ago

Me, every time. It's the glittery smoothness that gives you away.

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#17

Husband Tweets

truegritrumble Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think if a ball pit is eventually emptied, you will fine many...interesting...things.

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#18

Husband Tweets

hardlyrelevant Report

Timothy D.
Community Member
4 years ago

what... lol

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#19

Husband Tweets

ruinedpicnic Report

tara hasani
Community Member
4 years ago

you do that to me and i kill ya !!!

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#20

Husband Tweets

ericsshadow Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

therapist i see i see and is bear anything else

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#21

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xplodingunicorn Report

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Whew! That was close !

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#22

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

Isabella S
Community Member
4 years ago

I can imagine the wife giving him the death stare when he gets home

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#23

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ArfMeasures Report

Just a Purpler
Community Member
4 years ago

The movie that just played through my head right now... XD

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#24

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Marlebean Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

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You realize giving it to mama includes getting advice what you should have done diffeently, do you? Ouch...

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#25

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

Zoey Aitchison
Community Member
4 years ago

This so you Suggi Premkumar

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#26

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

Crystllee
Community Member
4 years ago

I can see my boyfriend saying this to me but monkey instead of penguin.

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#27

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Quant
Community Member
4 years ago

speak

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#28

77+ Funny Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

mrjohndarby Report

Eva Tóthová
Community Member
4 years ago

oh, come on! this deserves to be much further to the top!

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#29

Husband Tweets

KeetPotato Report

Derpy Bob
Community Member
4 years ago

BUT HOW DOES THE DOG WEAR THEM

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#30

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, it also is for the challenged. Whatever their challenge is...

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#31

Husband Tweets

wife_housy Report

Heather Keedy Bateman
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my gosh. YES!!!!!

#32

Husband Tweets

Brampersandon_ Report

Franklin Barnabas
Community Member
4 years ago

Hey! Not all men are dogs :/

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#33

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dafloydsta Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

keep her

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#34

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dafloydsta Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

His wife is unfair....very sad

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#35

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I will be quick kiss to 20 minutes upon return!

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#36

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dafloydsta Report

Cadin Jordan
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha Karen from spongbob aka computer wife

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#37

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ArfMeasures Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

That's Grammar For You!!! XD

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#38

Husband Tweets

fro_vo Report

AmIne Red
Community Member
4 years ago

Savagery at its finest !

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#39

Husband Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

that would be an awesome movie and or video game withe controls of for honor

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#40

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KentWGraham Report

Maja Widawska
Community Member
4 years ago

I just almost died laughing :D

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#41

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dafloydsta Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

A Segway is something you should not even take for free. Simply walk, or take a bike!

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#42

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rockymomax Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Baby One More Time!

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#43

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dafloydsta Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Floyd seems to be having some issues in his marriage.

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#44

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rockymomax Report

Ladyz Magenderan
Community Member
4 years ago

good one bruh

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#45

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moooooog35 Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

why must it still be broccoli

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#46

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dafloydsta Report

michael sky
Community Member
4 years ago

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family guy did it already....

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#47

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iwearaonesie Report

Илья Берляев
Community Member
4 years ago

So, he drives with the cake on his lap? Cool.

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#48

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ericsshadow Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

English language sometimes is weird.

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#49

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TheHyyyype Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Do not let the introverts here this reasoning!

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#50

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moooooog35 Report

Nathan Delaney
Community Member
4 years ago

Wtf is 8?

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#51

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
4 years ago

best way to test it

#52

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Maria Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHA

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#53

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
4 years ago

she asked for it...

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#54

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adambroud Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

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Poor people who own just own pair of trousers...

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#55

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dafloydsta Report

Socially Awkward
Community Member
4 years ago

I would do that for my dog!

#56

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moooooog35 Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
4 years ago

-_- no

#57

Husband Tweets

fro_vo Report

Oliver Nahlik
Community Member
4 years ago

fake dinner! So sad

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#58

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Pepper
Community Member
4 years ago

~magic~

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#59

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Brampersandon_ Report

Erica Love
Community Member
4 years ago

sounds about right

#60

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Schwimming and fighting with water is a difference of at least 20 seconds per lane swom.

#61

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rockymomax Report

JillVille Child Care
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my! This is the greatest dog costume ever!! I have to show my hubby! Our dog needs this, lmao!

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#62

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rockymomax Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
4 years ago

who doesn't have doughnut glasses and who mature these days?

#63

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

#64

Husband Tweets

WorkingMom86 Report

#65

Husband Tweets

hippieswordfish Report

Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha

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#66

77+ Funny Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

moooooog35 Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
4 years ago

i don't get it but...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#67

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KalvinMacleod Report

#68

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tchrquotes Report

Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

whoops

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#69

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KentWGraham Report

SRAMLNS
Community Member
4 years ago

Eating less isnt exactly a good new years resolution

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#70

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rockymomax Report

Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

hell yeah

#71

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rockymomax Report

Isabella S
Community Member
4 years ago

Evil but funny!