Some husbands never really grow up. They might wear a suit to work every day, they might read the newspaper, and they might have seemingly adult conversations with other apparent grown-ups, but all they really want to do deep down is to break free from the shackles of conformity and simply become children again. Unfortunately for them however, their wives aren't always so sympathetic, and looking at this funny list of husband tweets compiled by Bored Panda, we can't really blame them! Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahha LOL

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#2

Husband Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
2 years ago

Why is taking out the trash such a big deal?

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#3

Husband Tweets

GrantTanaka Report

Sitano Moto
Community Member
2 years ago

Brilliant! I mean, it's funny, but not always true.

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#4

Husband Tweets

lebeargirdle Report

John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Everybody loves a Smart Ass, except the Missus.

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#5

Husband Tweets

Brampersandon_ Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

It are the small thing in life that count!

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#6

Husband Tweets

mynameisntdave Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm surprised the mugs weren't taken by a mugger.

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#7

Husband Tweets

andyasadjective Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
2 years ago

May the divorce be with you!

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#8

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

You should probably stop the Acid.

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#9

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Every grown man always keeps the little boy tucked away, for special occasions.

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#10

Husband Tweets

KyleMcDowell86 Report

David
Community Member
2 years ago

This is actually the most relevant question here. Why??

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#11

Husband Tweets

granttanaka Report

Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Husband: Space Wife: fix ozone layer

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#12

Husband Tweets

thehyyyype Report

Quant
Community Member
2 years ago

What I find weird is that he has a photo of his boss... ;P

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#13

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes!! It's even harder with a mouth full of whipped cream. Trust me, I know from experience

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#14

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

to the tune of when you wish open a star

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#15

Husband Tweets

TheCatWhisprer Report

Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol! This one made me laugh so hard!

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#16

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

David
Community Member
2 years ago

Me, every time. It's the glittery smoothness that gives you away.

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#17

Husband Tweets

truegritrumble Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

I think if a ball pit is eventually emptied, you will fine many...interesting...things.

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#18

Husband Tweets

hardlyrelevant Report

Oscar
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm laughing so hard and my parents keep telling me to calm down XD

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#19

Husband Tweets

ruinedpicnic Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
2 years ago

Bee good!

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#20

Husband Tweets

ericsshadow Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
2 years ago

That's the sealiest thing I've heard.

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#21

Husband Tweets

xplodingunicorn Report

Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Whew! That was close !

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#22

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

Isabella S
Community Member
2 years ago

I can imagine the wife giving him the death stare when he gets home

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#23

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

Just a Purpler
Community Member
2 years ago

The movie that just played through my head right now... XD

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#24

Husband Tweets

Marlebean Report

Tiffany Wilson
Community Member
2 years ago

If the MIL had raised him correctly the first time around, she wouldn't have needed to hand him back.

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#25

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

Zoey Aitchison
Community Member
2 years ago

This so you Suggi Premkumar

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#26

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

Cahit Andaç
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm laughing so hard at the office! had an awkward moment :D :D

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#27

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, the free essential things of life...Buying beer, opening child proof lids, and doing math

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#28

77+ Funny Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

mrjohndarby Report

Eva Tóthová
Community Member
2 years ago

oh, come on! this deserves to be much further to the top!

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#29

Husband Tweets

KeetPotato Report

Derpy Bob
Community Member
2 years ago

BUT HOW DOES THE DOG WEAR THEM

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#30

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, it also is for the challenged. Whatever their challenge is...

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#31

Husband Tweets

wife_housy Report

Heather Keedy Bateman
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh my gosh. YES!!!!!

#32

Husband Tweets

Brampersandon_ Report

Franklin Barnabas
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey! Not all men are dogs :/

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#33

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dafloydsta Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
2 years ago

This is milk and blood curdling!

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#34

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

His wife is unfair....very sad

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#35

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Walkus-Andrew Andrea
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm not a guy but I take a long time saying bye to the cat

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#36

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

Cadin Jordan
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha Karen from spongbob aka computer wife

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#37

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
2 years ago

That's Grammar For You!!! XD

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#38

Husband Tweets

fro_vo Report

Maria Martin
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHAHA

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#39

Husband Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

that would be an awesome movie and or video game withe controls of for honor

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#40

Husband Tweets

KentWGraham Report

Maja Widawska
Community Member
2 years ago

I just almost died laughing :D

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#41

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
2 years ago

hey, at least he didn't spend all their money

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#42

Husband Tweets

rockymomax Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
2 years ago

Baby One More Time!

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#43

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

tatty!
Community Member
2 years ago

ahhhhh cold blooded !!

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#44

Husband Tweets

rockymomax Report

Ladyz Magenderan
Community Member
2 years ago

good one bruh

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#45

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moooooog35 Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

why must it still be broccoli

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#46

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

*eyes roll*

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#47

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

men

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#48

Husband Tweets

ericsshadow Report

Markus McCloud
Community Member
2 years ago

I pronounce salmon with the L, too. I thought I was the only one.

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#49

Husband Tweets

TheHyyyype Report

Cheesybeansy
Community Member
2 years ago

Now that's a burn!

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#50

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moooooog35 Report

Sitano Moto
Community Member
2 years ago

Finally, the mom playing along!

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#51

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

best way to test it

#52

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Oliver Nahlik
Community Member
2 years ago

dont worry honey, i just win more

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#53

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
2 years ago

she asked for it...

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#54

Husband Tweets

adambroud Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

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#55

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

Socially Awkward
Community Member
2 years ago

I would do that for my dog!

#56

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moooooog35 Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

-_- no

#57

Husband Tweets

fro_vo Report

Oliver Nahlik
Community Member
2 years ago

fake dinner! So sad

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#58

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Pepper
Community Member
2 years ago

~magic~

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#59

Husband Tweets

Brampersandon_ Report

Erica Love
Community Member
2 years ago

sounds about right

#60

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Schwimming and fighting with water is a difference of at least 20 seconds per lane swom.

#61

Husband Tweets

rockymomax Report

JillVille Child Care
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh my! This is the greatest dog costume ever!! I have to show my hubby! Our dog needs this, lmao!

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#62

Husband Tweets

rockymomax Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

who doesn't have doughnut glasses and who mature these days?

#63

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

#64

Husband Tweets

WorkingMom86 Report

#65

Husband Tweets

hippieswordfish Report

Cheesybeansy
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahaha

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#66

77+ Funny Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

moooooog35 Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

i don't get it but...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#67

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

#68

Husband Tweets

tchrquotes Report

Silent Skeleton
Community Member
2 years ago

whoops

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#69

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KentWGraham Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

a better resolution

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#70

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rockymomax Report

Silent Skeleton
Community Member
2 years ago

hell yeah

#71

Husband Tweets

rockymomax Report

Isabella S
Community Member
2 years ago

Evil but funny!

#72

Husband Tweets

tchrquotes Report

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

*does not plan ahead* does not share well with other kids* omg when do they grow up? ........and the trade in value is rubbish!

#73

Husband Tweets

AndrewChamings Report

The Bee Kwami
Community Member
2 years ago

aww

#74

Husband Tweets

trojansauce Report