Marriage is full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and as with anything in life - the struggles of it can be taken with a dash of humor. The arguments themselves can be funny, especially when they arise over something trivial, like leaving a kitchen cabinet open. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and the raw nature of it. Scroll down below to read all 60 of them and leave a vote for those that you like.

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ember avery
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its like when you lose something and check everywhere, and your mom tells you to look somewhere you've already looked but you check there anyway and find it there

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M O'Connell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My partner does this all the time. I'm colorblind! How the hell am I supposed to know these two pieces of clothing "go together" ? One covers my legs, one covers my shoulder legs, they "go together".

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Eagle Girl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage you probably didn't know to put the seat down but now, bc someone loves you, you do :)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd forgive him just for using such an adorable play on words!

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Elizabeth
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my husband is usually the one moving my glasses, he sees them and thinks they are in a bad spot. When I wake up I need help, because of him!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've changed a few things in the living room last week and we still haven't stopped congratulating ourselves on it.

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Ben Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are well within your rights to divorce him. He knew what he was doing. He has to pay the price

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Ana Fuentes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, my hubby was looking for a bowl, he spend about a minute looking. me: what are you looking for? hubby: a bowl me: they are right here, where they have always been. hubby: well they where not their 8 years ago me: no, but they were there 7 1/2 years ago.

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Jill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband just had his 52nd birthday. So i congratulated him on being able to tolerate me for so many years.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That shows the great depth of love for you and compassion for the waiter.

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Eagle Girl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well. since garage shelves were a "game changer" guess you won't be needing the counter space for sex so, Yeah~ Go Hog Wild!

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M O'Connell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is an ancient Chinese proverb: If a vegan does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?

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Erin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't do it, I hate being left handed. Everything is built for righties :(

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Ana Fuentes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all the seasons of Downton Abby, 3 seasons of Victoria, 3 seasons of the Crown, 3 seasons of Versalles, and 8 seasons of Game of Thrones.

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Katy Parker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, everyone makes fun of me for having a tape measure key chain on my keys until they need it.

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Brandi Alcock-Allen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peak married married is turning to your spouse after visiting three separate home furnishing stores and saying “See, I told you the first one was perfect”. And then returning to the first store to buy the first damn thing you liked.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only to find out that they sold it while you thought you could do better.

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Marnee DeRider
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, I did that at age 22 before I got married. What does that mean?

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Keating_5
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bought a tape measure to my food tasting for my wedding hall to measure the tables for decorations. My fiancé didn't even blink when I told him, and reminded me to pull it out before we left. So yeah I'm planning to keep him :)

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Kim Lorton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I make the hubs measure the space, after the time he wanted something and I said it wouldn’t fit, and guess what? It didn’t fit. I can eyeball it and he can’t. So now we measure and then he goes and looks and measures so it dits the space!

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Valerie Gibson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and a page with all the room measurements on it, which includes where the windows and doors are

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Michaela Fieberling
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn, so I'm unofficially married^^ Took my own measuring tape to get a new bed for my partner and me^^

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