Marriage is full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and as with anything in life - the struggles of it can be taken with a dash of humor. The arguments themselves can be funny, especially when they arise over something trivial, like leaving a kitchen cabinet open. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and the raw nature of it. Scroll down below to read all 60 of them and leave a vote for those that you like.

#1

JessObsess Report

Night Owl
Community Member
1 year ago

Priorities

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#2

SladeWentworth Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
1 year ago

Perfect

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#3

Peauxtassium Report

Night Owl
Community Member
1 year ago

He needs to scream louder

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#4

daddydoubts Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
1 year ago

..but you don't need a raincoat

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#5

iwearaonesie Report

ember avery
Community Member
1 year ago

its like when you lose something and check everywhere, and your mom tells you to look somewhere you've already looked but you check there anyway and find it there

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#6

simoncholland Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
1 year ago

My partner does this all the time. I'm colorblind! How the hell am I supposed to know these two pieces of clothing "go together" ? One covers my legs, one covers my shoulder legs, they "go together".

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#7

squirrel74wkgn Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
1 year ago

Before marriage you probably didn't know to put the seat down but now, bc someone loves you, you do :)

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#8

Lisabug74 Report

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd forgive him just for using such an adorable play on words!

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#9

houseandhens Report

MadMom
Community Member
1 year ago

YES! Alphabetizing the CDs is not what I had in mind.

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#10

cameronesposito Report

Elizabeth
Community Member
1 year ago

my husband is usually the one moving my glasses, he sees them and thinks they are in a bad spot. When I wake up I need help, because of him!

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#11

DadZZZasleep Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
1 year ago

*sigh*clops! Awesome screen name!!

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#12

simoncholland Report

He is love
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh man, there is a special feeling from putting up shelves!

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#13

iwearaonesie Report

Benjamin Boysley
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

It's so he could Cheeto death :P

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#14

sarcasticmommy4 Report

RacconLifeGirlie
Community Member
1 year ago

Without fail, my father will fall asleep to ANY movie that we watch.

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#15

HenpeckedHal Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂😂😂 perfect!

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#16

Lhlodder Report

Rebekah
Community Member
1 year ago

... and they know...

Nancy Jeckells
Community Member
1 year ago

My Dad came home from work once and said I got the thing, for the thing, but I left it at the thing! My mom knew he meant: I got the part for the washer but I left it at the office !

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JillVille
Community Member
1 year ago

Hubby did that to me the other day, about a work trip he was on with a coworker. He's telling my parents the story and pausing when he can't remember city names or places and waiting for me to fill it in. No idea what he was talking about as I was not the coworker, but I managed to fill in all the correct town names he needed. Sometimes we just know what the answer is to "that guy in the movie that said that thing to the other guy"

Xoxo
Community Member
1 year ago

Was that, "The other day?" Or "You know, a ways back."?

Doober
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't see the problem here ;)

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
11 months ago

And “where’s my thingamajig for the frammityframmah” from the guys.

Katharine Lancaster
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes!

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG - so us. We have shorthand conversations like that all the time. We're huge movie buffs, so we also speak to each other in movie quotes.

Ann Abdelzaher
Community Member
1 year ago

Being a wife also means that too.

Joseph Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

I think that way so much, “hey, buddy, you gotta do the thing at the place with the thing.” I feel like I’ll know what I mean if I ever time travel.

funtime foxy
Community Member
1 year ago

It's all in the WAY it's said, if you ask me "What's the name of THAT guy from the PLACE who DOES the THING?" i would understand.

Beth McFadden
Community Member
1 year ago

Absolutely. The thing...you know...the THING!!!!

Oriana Baldasso
Community Member
1 year ago

:D

Sébastien Roger
Community Member
1 year ago

Usualy I respond by saying « can you be not that specific otherwise I might understand what you’re asking ». No need to say that she does not like it 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sébastien Roger
Community Member
1 year ago

Usually I answer : « can you not be that specific please, otherwise I might understand what you’re saying » she does not like it 🤷🏻‍♂️

Eliyahu Rooff
Community Member
1 year ago

And after you've been married a while, the answer automatically rolls off your tongue.

Richard Robertson
Community Member
1 year ago

Come on, you know! That guy with the thing that does the what-do-you-call-it???

John McIlveen
Community Member
1 year ago

Stop complaining and get me the whachamacallit!

Abby Rexroth
Community Member
1 year ago

And he probably knows exactly who she's talking about.

Shoto Todoroki
Community Member
1 year ago

"Oh, whatshisname?" Yeah. Thanks honey.

Sarah McManus
Community Member
1 year ago

All. The. Time 😠😂

Shari H
Community Member
1 year ago

Well?

Wes Mattes
Community Member
1 year ago

YES! And I never get a qualifier! It goes like this: N: Hand me the thingy. -waves in a direction- W: Some kind of description please. N: The blue thingy. W: It's you're favorite color so there are fifteen blue thingies over here. A BETTER qualifier please...

'Adilah Wafa
Community Member
1 year ago

It's the way around! "Babe, remember that guy in the movie?" --uhhh what movie

Viktor Feurer
Community Member
1 year ago

This is easy. Just answer: his name is John Smith.

Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
1 year ago

It's always Randy or Jason.

moeless
Community Member
1 year ago

And yet again with the "Mommy" names. Why, for the love of...forget I asked.

SHYLAH CAFFERY
Community Member
1 year ago

i dont know what this has to do with anything but BANANA!!!!!!!!

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#17

supermarkusa Report

Mark Howell
Community Member
1 year ago

Quickie... Quiche . you could have both

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#18

MelvinofYork Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
1 year ago

lol

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#19

mommajessiec Report

Night Owl
Community Member
1 year ago

The key word being finally

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#20

mommajessiec Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
1 year ago

Men! *smh*

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#21

Cheeseboy22 Report

Night Owl
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey, at least he listened without interrupting

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#22

smerobin Report

Ben Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

You are well within your rights to divorce him. He knew what he was doing. He has to pay the price

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#23

ThatMummyLife Report

Ana Fuentes
Community Member
1 year ago

yeah, my hubby was looking for a bowl, he spend about a minute looking. me: what are you looking for? hubby: a bowl me: they are right here, where they have always been. hubby: well they where not their 8 years ago me: no, but they were there 7 1/2 years ago.

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#24

ADHDeanASL Report

Jill
Community Member
1 year ago

My husband just had his 52nd birthday. So i congratulated him on being able to tolerate me for so many years.

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#25

Parkerlawyer Report

Blue Cicada
Community Member
1 year ago

That shows the great depth of love for you and compassion for the waiter.

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#26

simoncholland Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
1 year ago

Well. since garage shelves were a "game changer" guess you won't be needing the counter space for sex so, Yeah~ Go Hog Wild!

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#27

squirrel74wkgn Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
1 year ago

There is an ancient Chinese proverb: If a vegan does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?

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#28

murrman5 Report

Erin
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't do it, I hate being left handed. Everything is built for righties :(

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#29

StoneAgeRadio13 Report

Ana Fuentes
Community Member
1 year ago

all the seasons of Downton Abby, 3 seasons of Victoria, 3 seasons of the Crown, 3 seasons of Versalles, and 8 seasons of Game of Thrones.

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#30

simoncholland Report

Xoxo
Community Member
1 year ago

And color swatches and paint chips

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