Marriage is full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and as with anything in life - the struggles of it can be taken with a dash of humor. The arguments themselves can be funny, especially when they arise over something trivial, like leaving a kitchen cabinet open. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and the raw nature of it. Scroll down below to read all 60 of them and leave a vote for those that you like.
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its like when you lose something and check everywhere, and your mom tells you to look somewhere you've already looked but you check there anyway and find it there
You mom was just f'ing with you -- she stole your stuff and hid it back in that spot right before she told you to look there.
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Why do I get the feeling that being married is like being really, *really* close friends with someone?
Because that's the way it should be. Passion eventually burns out. True friendship lives forever.
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Good advice for men - always look for stuff 'like a woman'. That way you're guaranteed to find it.
My ex-husband used to come home, take off one shoe by the door, then clomp around the house for a while in just the one shoe. Eventually he'd get sick of it and take it off in some random place. Next morning, he can't find one of his shoes. So, I have to find it for him, and he was always suspicious because he had no idea he was doing this, and since I could find the shoe, maybe I was hiding it every day(?) So, so funny....Ex-husband, though.
That's funny, Marnee! Just curious, though, did this idiotic shoe behavior have anything to do with his eventual "ex" status? Lol.
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I now believe that searching is a skill and a gift and some have it, some don't. In my house I seem to be the most gifted so lazy bones keep asking my help smh
Plot twist! Wife is a reverse pickpocket and pranking the s**t out of you!
My partner does this all the time. I'm colorblind! How the hell am I supposed to know these two pieces of clothing "go together" ? One covers my legs, one covers my shoulder legs, they "go together".
Before marriage you probably didn't know to put the seat down but now, bc someone loves you, you do :)
We've changed a few things in the living room last week and we still haven't stopped congratulating ourselves on it.
Without fail, my father will fall asleep to ANY movie that we watch.
yeah, my hubby was looking for a bowl, he spend about a minute looking. me: what are you looking for? hubby: a bowl me: they are right here, where they have always been. hubby: well they where not their 8 years ago me: no, but they were there 7 1/2 years ago.
That shows the great depth of love for you and compassion for the waiter.
Well. since garage shelves were a "game changer" guess you won't be needing the counter space for sex so, Yeah~ Go Hog Wild!
There is an ancient Chinese proverb: If a vegan does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?
all the seasons of Downton Abby, 3 seasons of Victoria, 3 seasons of the Crown, 3 seasons of Versalles, and 8 seasons of Game of Thrones.
Some were funny.. but pretty much just the same people posting over and over.
My wife married someone she thought was normal. 20yrs later she is blessed with someone who is Autistic. She thinks she has problems with anxiety, back at her.
This was sorta good, but I would have liked it more if it didn't end on a sad note and that most of them actually made sense.
Some were funny.. but pretty much just the same people posting over and over.
My wife married someone she thought was normal. 20yrs later she is blessed with someone who is Autistic. She thinks she has problems with anxiety, back at her.
This was sorta good, but I would have liked it more if it didn't end on a sad note and that most of them actually made sense.
