Marriage is full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and as with anything in life - the struggles of it can be taken with a dash of humor. The arguments themselves can be funny, especially when they arise over something trivial, like leaving a kitchen cabinet open. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and the raw nature of it. Scroll down below to read all 60 of them and leave a vote for those that you like.
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its like when you lose something and check everywhere, and your mom tells you to look somewhere you've already looked but you check there anyway and find it there
My partner does this all the time. I'm colorblind! How the hell am I supposed to know these two pieces of clothing "go together" ? One covers my legs, one covers my shoulder legs, they "go together".
Before marriage you probably didn't know to put the seat down but now, bc someone loves you, you do :)
Yes!! Explain to us women why do you do this? The things that really need to get done around the house are always neglected, but when the man is in cleaning mood, they seem infuriatingly in favour of storage areas or rooms we barely ever walk into. Why, before I cry? :)
My husband; always attacking the storage room everytime guests are coming over, putting sh*t out of the store so the store looks "neat" and placing all the "s**t" to another room. Why would the guest want to see the store anyways T_T. And why taking out the sh*t and make another space sh*ttier?
My husband always cleans the yard...yet the kitchen will be messy. The yard must always be perfect.
My husband does a total spring clean if we are having people over
Yea! If I go to the grocery store while my husband cleans, he'll still be cleaning the same room as when I left. But if he goes to the store while I clean, I'll have 3 rooms done in that amount of time....irritating.
THIS.....omg this is my husband Saturday I cleaned the living room helped the kids with theirs and 2 bathrooms... he put some dishes in dishwasher and magic eraser doors???
Oh my God YES! Our mothers were coming to visit, so what did my husband spend two days doing? CLEANING THE UNFINISHED BASEMENT!!
We've changed a few things in the living room last week and we still haven't stopped congratulating ourselves on it.
Without fail, my father will fall asleep to ANY movie that we watch.
yeah, my hubby was looking for a bowl, he spend about a minute looking. me: what are you looking for? hubby: a bowl me: they are right here, where they have always been. hubby: well they where not their 8 years ago me: no, but they were there 7 1/2 years ago.
That shows the great depth of love for you and compassion for the waiter.
Well. since garage shelves were a "game changer" guess you won't be needing the counter space for sex so, Yeah~ Go Hog Wild!
There is an ancient Chinese proverb: If a vegan does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?
all the seasons of Downton Abby, 3 seasons of Victoria, 3 seasons of the Crown, 3 seasons of Versalles, and 8 seasons of Game of Thrones.
Some were funny.. but pretty much just the same people posting over and over.
My wife married someone she thought was normal. 20yrs later she is blessed with someone who is Autistic. She thinks she has problems with anxiety, back at her.
This was sorta good, but I would have liked it more if it didn't end on a sad note and that most of them actually made sense.
Some were funny.. but pretty much just the same people posting over and over.
My wife married someone she thought was normal. 20yrs later she is blessed with someone who is Autistic. She thinks she has problems with anxiety, back at her.
This was sorta good, but I would have liked it more if it didn't end on a sad note and that most of them actually made sense.