Marriage is full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and as with anything in life - the struggles of it can be taken with a dash of humor. The arguments themselves can be funny, especially when they arise over something trivial, like leaving a kitchen cabinet open. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and the raw nature of it. Scroll down below to read all 60 of them and leave a vote for those that you like.

#1

JessObsess Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Priorities

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#2

SladeWentworth Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect

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#3

Peauxtassium Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

He needs to scream louder

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#4

daddydoubts Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

..but you don't need a raincoat

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#5

iwearaonesie Report

ember avery
Community Member
2 years ago

its like when you lose something and check everywhere, and your mom tells you to look somewhere you've already looked but you check there anyway and find it there

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#6

simoncholland Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

My partner does this all the time. I'm colorblind! How the hell am I supposed to know these two pieces of clothing "go together" ? One covers my legs, one covers my shoulder legs, they "go together".

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#7

squirrel74wkgn Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

Before marriage you probably didn't know to put the seat down but now, bc someone loves you, you do :)

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#8

Lisabug74 Report

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd forgive him just for using such an adorable play on words!

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#9

houseandhens Report

MadMom
Community Member
2 years ago

YES! Alphabetizing the CDs is not what I had in mind.

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#10

cameronesposito Report

Elizabeth
Community Member
2 years ago

my husband is usually the one moving my glasses, he sees them and thinks they are in a bad spot. When I wake up I need help, because of him!

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#11

DadZZZasleep Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

*sigh*clops! Awesome screen name!!

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#12

simoncholland Report

StinkyMonkey
Community Member
2 years ago

We've changed a few things in the living room last week and we still haven't stopped congratulating ourselves on it.

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#13

iwearaonesie Report

Benjamin Boysley
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

It's so he could Cheeto death :P

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#14

sarcasticmommy4 Report

RacconLifeGirlie
Community Member
2 years ago

Without fail, my father will fall asleep to ANY movie that we watch.

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#15

HenpeckedHal Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂😂 perfect!

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#16

Lhlodder Report

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

... and they know...

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#17

supermarkusa Report

Mark Howell
Community Member
2 years ago

Quickie... Quiche . you could have both

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#18

MelvinofYork Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

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#19

mommajessiec Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

The key word being finally

Joseph Roberts
Community Member
2 years ago

What you have to do is use the 5,2,1 method. One partner suggests five (or more) places to eat, the other partner chooses two, the first partner chooses one of the two.

Beth McFadden
Community Member
2 years ago

Though many stereotypical "wife-isms" don't apply to me, I am SO guilty of this. Even more infuriatingly, I only ever seem to know what I DON'T want, as he's desperately coming up with ideas.

Ashley Wright
Community Member
2 years ago

Your husband died from waiting.

Patrick Foss
Community Member
2 years ago

I always thought it'd be funny to open a chain of buffets called "I don't care", "I don't know", and "Anything" as in I'm up for anything. :)

Richard Robertson
Community Member
2 years ago

Him: "One of our old haunts?"

Kiahna
Community Member
2 years ago

*Husband rises from his grave.

Valerie Gibson
Community Member
2 years ago

I once helped a cooking student in his plan, he needed to design a menu and name his restaurant. I didn't show him before I printed out the page "NOWHERE IN PARTICULAR". As in "where do you want to eat?"

SHYLAH CAFFERY
Community Member
2 years ago

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Elfmonkey
Community Member
2 years ago

For us it's either neither of us knowing where, or both knowing where, but different.

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#20

mommajessiec Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
2 years ago

Men! *smh*

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#21

Cheeseboy22 Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, at least he listened without interrupting

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#22

smerobin Report

Ben Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

You are well within your rights to divorce him. He knew what he was doing. He has to pay the price

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#23

ThatMummyLife Report

Ana Fuentes
Community Member
2 years ago

yeah, my hubby was looking for a bowl, he spend about a minute looking. me: what are you looking for? hubby: a bowl me: they are right here, where they have always been. hubby: well they where not their 8 years ago me: no, but they were there 7 1/2 years ago.

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#24

ADHDeanASL Report

Jill
Community Member
2 years ago

My husband just had his 52nd birthday. So i congratulated him on being able to tolerate me for so many years.

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#25

Parkerlawyer Report

Blue Cicada
Community Member
2 years ago

That shows the great depth of love for you and compassion for the waiter.

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#26

simoncholland Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

Well. since garage shelves were a "game changer" guess you won't be needing the counter space for sex so, Yeah~ Go Hog Wild!

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#27

squirrel74wkgn Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

There is an ancient Chinese proverb: If a vegan does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?

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#28

murrman5 Report

Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't do it, I hate being left handed. Everything is built for righties :(

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#29

StoneAgeRadio13 Report

Ana Fuentes
Community Member
2 years ago

all the seasons of Downton Abby, 3 seasons of Victoria, 3 seasons of the Crown, 3 seasons of Versalles, and 8 seasons of Game of Thrones.

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#30

simoncholland Report

Xoxo
Community Member
2 years ago

And color swatches and paint chips

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