Marriage is full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and as with anything in life - the struggles of it can be taken with a dash of humor. The arguments themselves can be funny, especially when they arise over something trivial, like leaving a kitchen cabinet open. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and the raw nature of it. Scroll down below to read all 60 of them and leave a vote for those that you like.
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its like when you lose something and check everywhere, and your mom tells you to look somewhere you've already looked but you check there anyway and find it there
My partner does this all the time. I'm colorblind! How the hell am I supposed to know these two pieces of clothing "go together" ? One covers my legs, one covers my shoulder legs, they "go together".
Before marriage you probably didn't know to put the seat down but now, bc someone loves you, you do :)
We've changed a few things in the living room last week and we still haven't stopped congratulating ourselves on it.
Without fail, my father will fall asleep to ANY movie that we watch.
My Dad came home from work once and said I got the thing, for the thing, but I left it at the thing! My mom knew he meant: I got the part for the washer but I left it at the office !
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Hubby did that to me the other day, about a work trip he was on with a coworker. He's telling my parents the story and pausing when he can't remember city names or places and waiting for me to fill it in. No idea what he was talking about as I was not the coworker, but I managed to fill in all the correct town names he needed. Sometimes we just know what the answer is to "that guy in the movie that said that thing to the other guy"
And “where’s my thingamajig for the frammityframmah” from the guys.
OMG - so us. We have shorthand conversations like that all the time. We're huge movie buffs, so we also speak to each other in movie quotes.
I think that way so much, “hey, buddy, you gotta do the thing at the place with the thing.” I feel like I’ll know what I mean if I ever time travel.
It's all in the WAY it's said, if you ask me "What's the name of THAT guy from the PLACE who DOES the THING?" i would understand.
Usualy I respond by saying « can you be not that specific otherwise I might understand what you’re asking ». No need to say that she does not like it 🤷🏻♂️
Usually I answer : « can you not be that specific please, otherwise I might understand what you’re saying » she does not like it 🤷🏻♂️
And after you've been married a while, the answer automatically rolls off your tongue.
Come on, you know! That guy with the thing that does the what-do-you-call-it???
YES! And I never get a qualifier! It goes like this: N: Hand me the thingy. -waves in a direction- W: Some kind of description please. N: The blue thingy. W: It's you're favorite color so there are fifteen blue thingies over here. A BETTER qualifier please...
It's the way around! "Babe, remember that guy in the movie?" --uhhh what movie
yeah, my hubby was looking for a bowl, he spend about a minute looking. me: what are you looking for? hubby: a bowl me: they are right here, where they have always been. hubby: well they where not their 8 years ago me: no, but they were there 7 1/2 years ago.
That shows the great depth of love for you and compassion for the waiter.
Well. since garage shelves were a "game changer" guess you won't be needing the counter space for sex so, Yeah~ Go Hog Wild!
There is an ancient Chinese proverb: If a vegan does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?
all the seasons of Downton Abby, 3 seasons of Victoria, 3 seasons of the Crown, 3 seasons of Versalles, and 8 seasons of Game of Thrones.
Some were funny.. but pretty much just the same people posting over and over.
My wife married someone she thought was normal. 20yrs later she is blessed with someone who is Autistic. She thinks she has problems with anxiety, back at her.
This was sorta good, but I would have liked it more if it didn't end on a sad note and that most of them actually made sense.
Some were funny.. but pretty much just the same people posting over and over.
My wife married someone she thought was normal. 20yrs later she is blessed with someone who is Autistic. She thinks she has problems with anxiety, back at her.
This was sorta good, but I would have liked it more if it didn't end on a sad note and that most of them actually made sense.
