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Marriage & Martinis is an online project by a couple from New Jersey, Adam and Danielle. Together they write a blog, produce a podcast, and have even released a book to help take the fun, sexiness, and deep connection of date night to the next level.

But with this article, let's focus on their social media. There, Adam and Danielle delight their followers with humorous content about marriage and parenting; the memes and jokes they reshare paint a hilariously accurate picture of family life, so let's have a look at them as well!

More info: marriageandmartinis.com | Instagram | Facebook

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Best Story Ending Ever.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a question of equality. This is not showing consideration for a person who is sick.

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This selection, as a whole, really represents the way Adam and Danielle view marriage.

"It turns out that people will judge no matter what, so you really have to do what is best for you and your spouse, 'cause in the end, it boils down to the two of you and your connection," the couple wrote on their website.

"No one else can make that happen. We've learned so much along our journey and made so many mistakes, but we've never given up, and have found so much happiness inspite of all the hardship. No one said it was going to be easy, and it hasn't been. But man do we have fun, laugh, and keep each other youthful and wild. We also give each other gray hair and heartburn now, but we'll leave all that for the podcast."

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Please Let This Be Our Attitude This Next Month When We’re Being Inundated With Diet Culture. Our Thighs And Butts Are Just Damn Powerful 👏👏(Via @grrrl_clothing)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have grown very powerful over the years. Not only my pants, but my shirts also are too weak to sustain my mighty body parts.

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That means fueling the spark even as you grow older and life starts adding more and more responsibilities. "As a stay-at-home-mom to three kids and two rescue dogs, I've learned how important it is to take time for myself and for Adam and me together," Danielle explained. "Laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous expectations placed on us by society as parents and spouses makes this journey so much more enjoyable."

"I think Adam and I are very in touch with the fact that if we take it all too seriously, we'll lose so many opportunities for fun, hilarity, and bonding. Marriage and parenting are seriously hard work. But it's all filled with mistakes and fails that we can either hide in humiliation or if we choose, we can share them and know that we're not alone. I much prefer that method."

"I like the idea of understanding that we're all struggling with the same experiences and fighting similar battles. It's also so nice to hear stories of people who have overcome these struggles and maybe have some advice and knowledge to help make it more tolerable for all of us. I think that describes Adam and me. We’ve been through so much in 20 years of being together, and we've stayed together. It hasn’t been easy, that’s for sure. But it has been worth it," the woman added.

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There’s Seriously Nothing Else Like It. ❤️❤️
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are times when you don't want someone to offer solutions to your problems. Sometimes you just need a hug.

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Adam is on the same page. "When she had the idea to combine our love for inappropriate conversation, podcasts, and cocktails, it definitely piqued my interest," he recalled the origins of Marriage & Martinis.

"Plus I've seen how much people seem to relate to Danielle's blog and I think this will be an awesome extension of that, with the same 'real and authentic' voice saying, 'we're far from a perfect couple, but we're trying our best and we've never given up on one another.' It will be a new journey, and I think it will be really fun and interesting to see where it goes. Mostly though, I'm really looking forward to embarrassing the crap out of my wife."

Which is probably what many of the people in the pictures are guilty of too!

#11

Nope Nope Nope!!!! For My Garbage Rant Head To My Stories Lol.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, if you take the last of the toilet paper, put the new roll on the spindle, don’t just leave the roll on top of the toilet tank!

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#16

Yes It’s A True Story, Yes She Laughed When I Showed Her This, And No I’m Not Drinking Her College Fund Because That Would Be Like One Drink. We’re Bad At Saving.
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#funnymoms #momsofig #kidjokes #calmdownpeople #funmoms #storiesaboutkids #senseofhumor #laughatparenting #familiesthatlaughtogether

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Kishibe Angelo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is like the time my brother got stuck upside down on the monkey bars, so i had to help him. told him to let his legs go and his only reply was "i don't wanna im gonna fall to the sky" i said thats not how gravity works buddy

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#17

Not All Heroes Wear Capes 🙌👏
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel that one! Every year I did presents for my husband's family, until this year I finally realized why tho? It wasn't that he made me do it, I just kind of did together with other gifts and never ocured to me before, that it could be his problem. I ranted about it every year but never told him. Sometimes I am thick as hell.

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#25

Sometimes We Parents Have Gotta Do What We Gotta Do. (Twitter/Authorgaylord Via @stephaniejankowski)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With their teacher because they don't wanna eat their vegetables!

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#26

Accurate. (@kilo178 Via @sammichespsychmeds)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Feeling all that right now. And so here reading BP and ignoring my work...😶

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#29

You Mean Adam Isn’t The Only One Who Does This?? Swipe Through To See How Awesome @sarabellab123 Is And Then Go Follow Her!! @sarabellab123
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of my dad. He used to get cranky with me because I HATED it when he fell asleep on the couch. Used to nag him to go to his damn bed to nap because I couldn't stand the sound of him going "Zzzzz... HMMMMMMMMMM!" in his sleep whenever I was watching fricken TV.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot to add "and my insanely loud snoring will drive everyone insane to the point they want to suffocate me with a cushion"

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Correction: I’m gonna pass the f out in the room and be totally oblivious and comatose to everything going on around me. An hour later I’ll slowly rise from slumber, bleary eyed, with a huge drool spot on my shirt and wonder wtf happened who are these people and where am I?

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Lynn H
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad still pulls this crap. The very few times I'm there I don't quiet down for his stupidity to sleep in the living room. I know he does it on purpose to have a reason to start drama.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not a husband but nobody uses the living room until I'm napping there, then everybody uses the living room

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine comes into the room with the TV set, whilst it’s being watched, and has obnoxiously loud work calls.

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Robin DJW
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, I'm watching a movie on my laptop in the living room, when my husband comes into the room from his man-cave, gets into his recliner and stretches out. After 10 minutes he asks me to turn it down. If my laptop had not been on a cable lock, I'd have thrown it at him. so he got silence from me and a hike in the volume from the laptop.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum does this! And when we tell her you should sleep in the bedroom so we don't bother you she is like oh no it's okay you don't bother me! But if we wake her God help you!

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Larry Peay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My family does that to me even if it is my own bedroom I'm doing that in at 11 PM.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@sarabellab123 thinks we're going to steal her copy-written words and live by them for free

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister does this and she's so lucky I'm an introvert and my other sister is a couch potato or else we'd be in the living room much MUCH more lmao

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Are like' not "Be like".. 'Be like' is the English language equivalent of stubbing your toe against a chair leg, hard. Untitled-6...94-png.jpg Untitled-61dd44e081f94-png.jpg

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With the tv on, and wake up saying "I was watching that" whenever someone changes the channel

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Paul Neff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why act grumpy? Proceed with nap & ignore the others. Be a cat.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad was the real cook in my house. I was regularly told to clean up after him. One day he got so mad about his cup not being clean, raised it up amidst a kitchen full of dirty pots pans and dishes. He didn’t realize how funny that was.

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Wifes be like: making fake, rude, internet posts about husband

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... be like?... So sorry that you flunked out of grade school. Must be tough.

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This Will Happen.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad I am not the only one. Imagining a cluster of tiny houses, paths to a fire pit...i think i just described hobbiton.

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It Will Be Ok. (@cmichelcarter Via @filterfreeparents)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We called that "the hunt". "What's for dinner?" - "just go hunt something for yourself."

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We Have A Strict Policy Here.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems that now since everyone is home for school and work, I am doing triple the laundry. As I put items out of the dryer, I often say "when did they wear this? I never saw this on any one? He never wears that for me?" 🤔

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#37

They Just Get Me But Don’t Judge Me.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, we all need to be able to vent while understanding that you still love that person you're venting about.

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And That’s Before I’ve Been Drinking. Follow @janetforklift For More!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get into an Uber, chanting in my head 'don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me nope don't

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If This Doesn’t Sum Up My Relationship With Working Out And Eating I Don’t Know What Does!!!! Give Me All The Bread! Follow @dadandburied For More!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slowly move backwards to a safe distance and break out the emergency chocolate treats. Gently lob them, do not handfeed untill sobbing stops if you are fond of your fingers and wish to keep them. She'll be ok.

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#45

Of Course It Was. From The Always Hilarious @macgyveringmom22
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true. 9 times out of 10 I can tell hubby where whatever he is looking for without looking for it myself. The other time, I can usually find it by looking.

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🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ It Me. Follow @mommy_uncensored For More.
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