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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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Learn To Compromise

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Elizabeth Rolando
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The buildings on the right look like it is giving the middle finger salute. Lol

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That...is brilliant. You could say the cake has an alter ego!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marriage is not about compromise... It is about respect for each other...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree - honesty and respect are the foundations of a good marriage. But compromise often comes about as a result.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love this cake! Would have made mom happy on one side, and me happy on the other! ;)

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Nay Wilson
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is the best cake I’ve ever seen. Marriage is all about compromise, this is a great way to start the process

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Luther Alanxander
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you heart broken in marriage? looking for a man or woman, cheated on severe times in marriage/relationship, who is troubling your marriage/relationship? worry no more solution is here, I did contact them and believe it for the past 5 years i have been living in peace and happiness with my family, thank you black spirit temple i actually appreciate your good work defending the harmless {blackspiritstempe@gmail.com} Text Only:+17862927891, Make the contact now and your life will change for a better be rest assure...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All thanks to doctor Abuu the spell caster I'll be forever grateful for the love spell you cast for me which brought back my ex lover, I'm so grateful and I appreciate, and I promise to share this article to the world on how powerful and genuine your spell is, doctor Abuu spell casting is guaranteed 100% if you need his help below here is his WhatsApp no, you can reach him on his whatsApp number +2348115685795

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please everyone should help me thank the great prophet ogidi for helping me get my fiancee back. he was always the on and off type after every 3 month he will go back to his ex like its a circle he must complete and always come back a few days or weeks telling me he loves me and he doesnt even know what he is doing. this continous circle always make me cry and fall sick. on a faithful day my friend came to see me and saw me crying and ask the problem i decided to open up to her she told me about the great prophet ogidi and at the end of the day convince me to contact him.i told her that i was not reach and she told me that the prophet was a kind man and does not charge much after speaking with the prophet and telling him of my financial capabilities he agreed to help me on a good price and within 3days as my friend eairler told me i got the result i always wanted he told me my lover was bounded by a spell to his ex and he help me unbind them and also made sure they can never be togethe

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Laila Ban
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to use this medium to tell the world about Dr AYOOLA who helped me in getting my lover back with his powerful spell, My ex and i where having misunderstanding which led to our breakup though  i want to beg her several times to please forgive and accept me back because i know i offended her but each time i want i always feel more deadly in pain and agony because she always walk out on me and would not want to listen to what i have to tell but on one faithful day as i was browsing i came arose a testimony of a woman whose problem was more than mine and yet Dr AYOOLA helped her with his spell so i was happy and also contacted Dr AYOOLA for help via email and then told him my story but the only thing he side was that i will wipe your tear with my spell so lucky for me everything want well just as he promise and right now i have got my fiance back and we are both living happy together . there is nothing Dr AYOOLA com not do with is spell and just as promise myself i will keep testify

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going through a difficult time is not easy it takes Patience and understanding to over come this time, I was help when I face a rough time in marriage too thank God all this are in the past now ,this is the line of the person who help me WhatsApp+17692085860

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi everyone. I will love to share a testimony with you. a few months ago, my man left me for another lady. I love him so much and all I could think of was suicide. I tried several ways, but none worked. I decided to read online and read about spells and spells. I tried it, lost a lot of money, but it was the same result. I almost gave up until I met a spell Caster that convinced me of success and I read people's comments on his website. I was skeptical when I contacted him because I lost a lot of money. With two weeks of casting a spell, my man returned home to me... Now my man is very docile and loves me more. I am now 2 months pregnant and happy to have him back in my life. I would advise you to contact this powerful spell caster, who gave me a second chance to happiness and love, I tried a few spells and none worked. If anyone can help you bring back your love and guide you in your search for life solutions, it is him. Contact him directly at -Email- blackmagicsolutions95@gmail.co

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great thanks Dr Olumba for what you have done for me, I'm really greatful for your awesome help. In life never give up because tomorrow is very bright, all thanks to God for using the great prophet to restore my marriage, I got divorced two years ago and all this while, life has not been easy with me, I must really say its not easy to live a single life, mostly when the one you love most has left you for another person, but today my prince, princess and I are happy that daddy is back home again and he now love me and respect me more than before and he is now 100% summisive to me, Doctor Olumba is a powerful spell and herbal doctor and his work is 100% guarantee, contact him and he can help you too in any problem or situation you are facing in life, Doctor Contact email is olumbaspiritualherbalisthome@protonmail.ch olumspiritualbaherbalisthome@protonmail.ch and whatsapp number is +2348102558553 contact doctor and get cure totally now because only him can help you out because am a

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi everyone. I will love to share a testimony with you. a few months ago, my man left me for another lady. I love him so much and all I could think of was suicide. I tried several ways, but none worked. I decided to read online and read about spells and spells. I tried it, lost a lot of money, but it was the same result. I almost gave up until I met a spell Caster that convinced me of success and I read people's comments on his website. I was skeptical when I contacted him because I lost a lot of money. With two weeks of casting a spell, my man returned home to me... Now my man is very docile and loves me more. I am now 2 months pregnant and happy to have him back in my life. I would advise you to contact this powerful spell caster, who gave me a second chance to happiness and love, I tried a few spells and none worked. If anyone can help you bring back your love and guide you in your search for life solutions, it is him. Contact him directly at -Email- blackmagicsolutions95@gmail.co

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Mavi Kay
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how i got my ex husband back by the help of a SPELL CASTER NAMED DR JUDE FOR IN NOT LESS THAN 48HOURS. IF ANYONE NEED HIS HELP HERE IT HIS EMAIL ADRESS; liberationlovespell@gmail.com or contact his whatsapp number +2348034062173. thanks dr jude for bringing back my happiness

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DR EGBE HERPES HERBAL HEALING CENTER: presents. this is to inform the general pubalic that there is a traditional herpes medication.discover by Dr EGBE which have be tested and trusted to cure the following virus infection diseases..... namely as following .... 1. Herpes 2. Cancer 3. Hiv/Aids 4. Hepatitis or cold urticaria 5. Brings My Ex back 6. Leprosy 7. SARS 8. Bubonic Plague 9. Cerebrovascular Disease 10. Lower Respiratory Infections 11. Syphilis 12. Influenza A-H1N1 (Swine Flu) 13. Ischemic Heart Disease 14. Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease 15. Whooping Cough 16. Perinatal Complications 17. Diarrhea 18.. Lung Cancer 19. Influenza 20. childlesness 21. Measle 22.metal problems. .. NOTE ----- i hereby inform you today, that no virus infection diseases. what to take someones life if proper herbs medicine is been applied. HOWEVER -- if you are living with one of the following virus infection diseases please contact GET RID OF HERPES BY A HERBALIST DOCTOR CALL DR EGBE.: via email

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why mix DCEU with MCU. The batman logo is so out of place, I feel distressed.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your blog was awesome, I am just about to compromise...lol... I also blog on travelling do visit https://tournbike.com/

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I probably shouldn't comment that "Batman" is wrong, .... that's DC Comics

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Ana Maria Cardoso
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish I had known about this 5 years ago. Can I request a do over? ;)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want this cake, except I wouldn't bother with the frilly side. I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't have minded. We'd probably have a different set of heroes though.

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Joy James
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm here to let the world know that there is no perfect relationship, you are the one to make it perfect by fighting to keep what is yours at all cost. My husband break up with me because of his family never wanted him to marry me but 2 years along the lines because some issues that we could have just resolves normally, his parents used that as opportunity to make him leave me and at this time I was already pregnant for him and that was where I went in search on how to make him fall in love with me again, that was where I get to know about a spell caster called Dr. Ekpen that specialize on relationship issues like this who helped me to make my husband and his family to fall in love with me, ever since then I have been happy in my marriage. Contact him today if you are having the same issues or anything via ekpentemple@gmail.com or Whatsapp +2347051979135.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is doyle lillian ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has  been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment  * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on:  drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has  been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment  * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on:  drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

five years of marriage trying to conceive and nothing comes out good, a month ago I read online about the pregnancy spell and how Dr Ehimen helped people to get pregnant and I just had the mind set that there was no such thing as a pregnancy spell. But I was out of options and I tried this traditional Dr. and requested for this pregnancy spell, after Dr. Ehimen was done with my work to my greatest surprise that same month I fell pregnant. I'm a living testimony of the miracle and blessing from Dr Ehimen solutions centre. There is never any harm in trying. For those going through similar situations you can easily reach dr.ehimensolutioncenter@gmail.com Dr. Ehimen also casts spells such as love and marriage spells, and he also has herbal cure for STI & STD. such as HPV. HSV. HIV. for enquiries calls or whatsapp.. +2349029158877. Email dr.ehimensolutioncenter@gmail.com

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ ❤️😍😍

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My heart was broken i never believe i will get my love back again until Dr ogweshan hand brought back my love 15 hours with a powerful love spell. He is reliable for positive result contact the spell caster for love spell via Email drogweshan@gmail.com whatsapp or Call +2348063554683

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My relationship and business was failing Until I met Dr, Mandla who saw through my predicament and helped me with reconciliation prayers. We are reunited in love and Harmony. SupremacyLoveSpell on Facebook has the answers to all your relationship/marriages problem.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am here to give testimony on how this powerful spell caster called Dr Ibrahim helped me to fix my relationship. I was heartbroken when my fiance told me he is no longer interested in marrying me because he was having an affair with the other woman where he works. I cried and sobbed every day,until it got so bad that I reached out to the Internet for help, that was when i read a review about the great work of Dr Ibrahim, then i contacted him for help to get my lover back, he helped me cast a powerful (reconciliation love spell) and to my greatest surprise after 48 hours of doing the love spell my Fiance came back on his knees begging me to forgive him We are now living happily and all thanks goes to Dr Ibrahim for helping me save my relationship you can contact Dr Ibrahim through his Email dribrahimspellcaster@gmail.com Call or Whatsapp +2349038450264 Contact him for the following: 1)If you want your ex back. 2)If you want a child. 3) You want to make your husband/wife to be

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband divorced me and went after his ex and left me heart broken for 2 years. I have been playing the lottery for some years before I got married and I have never won any big amount. I continued to play the lottery but I couldn't win more than $500 dollars until I was introduced to Dr Amber that is a strong Haiti spell caster. I had a chat with him via +18084815132 telling him what a mess my life has become. He encouraged and promised to get my man back for me and to help me win the lottery. There were specific instructions that was passed to me by him which I adhered to as he prepared the spell for me that brought back my husband within 36 hours and he gave me some sure numbers to play the lottery game. I used the numbers to play the lottery and I won $10,000,000 million dollars and all this happened within a week after I knew Dr Amber. It doesn't matter what you are going through in life Dr Amber is here to help. You can visit his website: amberlottotemple.com

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted to monitor my partner's phone he was behaving weird from past few days, And i was not getting his phone in my hand, i was searching for hackers and i came across a service where they literally guide you how you can check your partner's complete phone, i am able to read his whatsapp chats facebook messages call records an everything remotely without my husband knowing anything about it i can share their WhatsApp +91-8657-399-601

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am happy to come out here to talk about Dr Charles how he helped me with my marriage scandal, it wasn't easy for me when my husband left me, i was pregnant at that time life was very had for me i cried my eyes out, i couldn't even tell my family about it, when i met Dr Charles i only told my best friend about it and she was really encouraging and supportive to me, Dr Charlse casted a love spell for me and everything started to turn around for good, he can helped you my dear just reach him out i am sure he can help. WhatsApp: +16029609776 ..,

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am happy to come out here to talk about Dr Charles how he helped me with my marriage scandal, it wasn't easy for me when my husband left me, i was pregnant at that time life was very had for me i cried my eyes out, i couldn't even tell my family about it, when i met Dr Charles i only told my best friend about it and she was really encouraging and supportive to me, Dr Charlse casted a love spell for me and everything started to turn around for good, he can helped you my dear just reach him out i am sure he can help. here is his info: Email drcharlesspeltemple@gmail.com website:   https://drcharlesspeltempl.wixsite.com/info    youtube: https://youtu.be/IoTkGu-Dlds facebook page:https://www.facebook.com/Dr-Charles-the-great-spell-caster-696299931234273 WhatsApp: +16029609776

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going through divorce with the partner you love is like been in hell, my husband filed for a divorce without giving me reasons. I was totally down for I had no idea of what was happening and I tried to confront him to know what led to such action but he didn't give me listening ears.. I tried getting to know what happened through his family members but that didn't work either and this time was going mad about everything till I searched for help online and I came across Lord Zakuza contact number +1 (740) 573 9483 and I messaged him to let him know what I was going through and Lord Zakuza encouraged and promised to help me with his powerful spell and within 48 hours after contacting Lord Zakuza and followed all his instructions, my attorney called me to get me informed that the divorce case has been cancelled and after 30 minutes, I got a call from my husband pleading and begging for forgiveness and right now we are back together with so much love and care.

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So twelve year olds can get married now in the States?

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See Who They Really Are

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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#31

It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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Personal Feet Warmer

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Random Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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Dolicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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