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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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engineer_nope.avi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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Being_Cori
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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#13

Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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#14

Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Wife's Approval

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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#22

Married Life

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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#23

Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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#27

Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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#31

It Went Quick

It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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#34

Know What You're Yelling About

Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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Personal Feet Warmer

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Random Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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Dolicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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