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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also works with a trip of few hours by car, while the traffic is ultra dense.

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Krystine Patterson
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia our internet is so slow anyway, screaming and shouting at a computer is considered normal! Some days I'm down to 12 Mbps (download), our National Broadband Network is the bane of everyone's existence.

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Hendra Lim
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

12 Mbps huh? how bout my home internet that only have 1 Mbps download speed

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Milan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or better. A slow computer with slow internet :D I am glad that we have at home a 1Gbit download link :D

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband tries to find the technical solution to any kind of internet problems. But then... He's a tech guy...

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before internet we had to judge someone by how they drove in traffic. :)

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Rhon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, my husband works in corporate IT, he’d just grab a book and go outside!

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Hannah Ingram
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when I was a kid, also from a poor family so we had dial-up, I barely used the internet, but as I got older suddenly 80% of class work was internet based.

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Grace Sherry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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pedro fowler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Monica Jolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 😍😍

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alex edward
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS HOW I BECOME A ILLUMINATI AGENTS WITH NY MEMBERSHIP ID 6616641,AND ITS IS FREE OF CHARGE TO JOIN. I am alex edward by name. as the going says, money is powerful in human beings life and money rules the world.I'm from a poor family in which I found it hard to feed my family During the end of 2006 and the early part of 2007, I was suffering from a terrible depression that led me to start thinking about suicide.All Around that time I was talking to some people on a few forums about my problems. One of those people helped me learn a little bit about iluminati I suffered before I became a millionaire via the help of iluminati.I knew here in US promised to help me give email which I emailed told them I want become a member and be protected.They accept my application and I was initiated after my initiation. I was given first money of $2,000.000.00 US Dollars and on monthly basis am now paid $20,000.00 USDollars for working for the hood. Please if you are tired of poverty and you want

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timothy lilian
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My name is a lilian and I want to testify about the good work done by a faithful man, called DR Agadaga, a sorcerer in my life, I never thought there was such a thing as spiritual intercourse. my problem started a year ago, when the father of the two children started behaving strangely, I never knew he had an affair outside our matrimonial home. It appeared to me on that faithful day, June 7 last year, at 4:23 pm, when he came to the house to pick his things, when I knew that the situation was out of hand and he told me he wanted to quit the marriage I have built for more than 5 years, I was confused and amazed, I called family and friends, but I had no result. six months after I started having problems with the well-being of children, the age of rent and all that, we went through hell. until one day I was surfing the in

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carolyn wayne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my testimony about the good work of a man who helped me..My name is CAROLYN WAYNE. and I am based in NEW YORK , USA. My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me with our three children. I felt like my life was about to end,and was falling apart. Thanks to a spell caster called papa Justus who i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I was searching for a good spell caster that can solve my problems. I came across series of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. There was one particular testimony I saw, it was about a woman called Grace,she testified about how papa Justus brought back her Ex lover in less than 72 hours and at the end of her testimony she drop papa Justus e-mail address. After reading all these,I decided to give papa a try. I contacted hi

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Gina Nina
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Gemma Lees
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 18 in 2000, my Mum bought our first PC with dial-up and I spent two hours buffering a Greenday video, not once getting angry, and this is how I cam put up with my husband's nonsense!

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Jessica Hepler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm very happy that I would likely pass this test considering that I had recently played the sims on a 11 year old computer and legitimately used to play games on my great Grandma's fossil (probably wouldn't pass many other ones because of overall weirdness)but hey I got one

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A Dyke From The Dreamworld
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Computer with slow connection? With me, after an hour or two, that computer would be long gone. Woulda smashed it with a keyboard already lol!

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Kim Lorton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And.... find out how strong their need to game is! Because at some point, the gaming will win... for a bit!

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I'm at my worst. I recall every curse word known to man.

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Eric Lafleur
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And skip garbage day to see if they will take care of the bins, clog a drain, forget to pick wood, etc. Just to see if they can actually do basic stuff on their own...

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Grumble O'Pug
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or have them explain how to navigate somewhere or use an app or photoshop something. The truth will come out.

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I was doing when my hubby and I met! Naturally, he was tested when he visited me...

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Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Wife's Approval

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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