40 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life
Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.
As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.
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Me and my hubby agree on this! He's a huge Marvel fan and I'm covered in DC tattoos but even we wouldn't have mixed them!
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The buildings on the right look like it is giving the middle finger salute. Lol
Marriage is not about compromise... It is about respect for each other...
I agree - honesty and respect are the foundations of a good marriage. But compromise often comes about as a result.
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I probably shouldn't comment that "Batman" is wrong, .... that's DC Comics
Wish I had known about this 5 years ago. Can I request a do over? ;)
Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)
Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?
I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.
Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!
My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p
"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"
That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.
I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.
Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.
Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.
I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!
My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.
Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!
A lot of these are just old stereotypes about women.
And man. And bad life choices. And the fear of responsibility. Rather saddening. Being married with children made me a happier person. If you do not believe that,y why get married and why get children?
Hans, couldn' t say it better
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yeah, don't "get" children
Yeah, the first few pages are funny but it quickly degenerates into tired, old jokes about stereotypes. Maybe just don't marry someone you don't respect?
It's funny and mostly jokes ans stereotypes. Can't take them seriously unles soffended due to going thru the same yourself
These are either old, tired jokes or a lot of people who should be alone.
Yep. Lots of frustration here. No wonder the divorce rate is so high these days...
Pure sexist shite as usual.
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right? men and women being different and a source of shared humour, what a load! where's the articles about the world being all of the same sex, religion and political persuasion? FALSE NEWS
Happily married 7 years, and most of these are far more annoying than actually funny. Half are insulting to women, the other half are insulting to men, and half of each of those are insulting to both. There's no humor in that.
married 14 years. WAIT.
More like 80% insulting to women.
Mostly sad, not funny. If you are married and fight so much, maybe you are married to a wrong person?
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Honestly, most of these perfectly sums up what it's like to be in a low-key toxic relationship more than anything else.
If this is you, you're doing it wrong. 1 ... be equals. 2 ... be happy.
Mostly a bunch of old stereotypes. How boring.
Sooo many terrible stereotypes! My head hurts now.
So basically just a stream of misogyny
It's funny how so many of these are more about bad choices rather than marriage. ;)
All of this is pure bulls*it and stereotypes...
mostly about women.
Well... Some sure Made me laugh!
There's a lot of truth in these memes that's why alot of people are gonna get defensive lol
Well, if you really think that most of these are true, then you should reconsider your choices in life... Must be a very sad one.
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Makes sense that I'm single
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Love It!!!
I believes it's meant to be jokes and funny whether old or whatever. Most jokes are offensive yes. These only become offensive if they refer to personal experience to the one offended. Truth hurts and sounds like insult. unless its jokes.
All this wife-bashing stuff is old, trite, worn out, and biased stereotyping. If the woman is that crazy, DON'T MARRY HER. Furthermore, everyone changes as you get old, male AND female. Good communication and old-fashioned taking time to be together will help you change together.
Me, someone who has never even looked at someone romantically, reading marriage memes: uwu
Hmmmm......going to sleep now....boring!!!
They're funny but most of them are stereotypes of women....not marriage.
WOW. HELLO HETERONORMATIVE GENDER STEREOTYPING...
It's funny, at least one person disagrees with each meme....but, they are memes, they stereotype....that's what they do...and they obviously do not apply to everyone
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Sexist? It's so easy to stamp that on everything. Guess what: men and women are different. And the most surprising think about stereotypes that there is a reason for their existence, and they are usually true. I actually recognise many of these patterns in my relationship.
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Absolutely loved this. Thank you BP..
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Maybe these are still amusing in Lithuania, where the OP appears to be from. Different from contemporary Western cultures.
Nice xenophobia.
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i cant realy realte to these things i dunno western folks are different than latinos we dont take shit from our wifes or gf we the man she can comlain bitch wathever im the one makin the decision im the one bringin in the money smh you gringos lost your ways thats why you have a masculinity crisis and school shooters and bitches tellin you what to do smh thats why muslim in europe know they can do whatever you want cuz yall some cucked bitches with no backspine not even gonna mention testosterone pathetic gringos yall a bunch of sissies and u guys used to rule the world 40yrs feminism and the most powerful civilization crumbles
1/2 Yet, here YOU are the one bitching. And stop your ignorance, Finland is one of the best countries, and the equality rate between the men and women is one of the top, both sexes are healthy individuals who respect each other; both know that demeaning behavior is abuse whether it’s from the male to the female or vice versa. You’re the ‘cuck’ for trying to be ‘ strong/tough’ when dealing with a female, go try that attitude on a male your size on the street— you’ll likely get killed, so you coward, spineless, misogynistic male with no manhood try to demean women— so you’re the cuck. Also, stop spreading nonsense, “the crime rate in Germany, despite the welcoming of two million immigrants in 2015 alone, has fallen to a 30-year low, as have crimes by non-German nationals.” from the article “How Muslims Became The Enemy” find it on google, you cuck. Btw, the person who wrote that article is latino, but his information actually just prove how stupid you all are for stereotyping people.
2/2 btw, if you’re Christian, remember: it’s in the Bible it is says, ‘ do unto others as you would like them to do unto you’, so just like you don’t want anyone to harass/abuse/demean you, then don’t harass/abuse/demean others. So you shouldn’t be a misogynist pig, basically, if you’re a Christian. Again, you’re a complete coward for wanting to be ‘tough’ on a woman. You’re a total cuck for trying to be ‘ tough’ on a woman. And it shows that you’re insecure about your manhood, too. A man who’s confident about his manhood wouldn’t be shit to women. Because only a very weak male would try to be ‘tough’ on women. Go be tough on a male your size, go, I dare you, you coward. About the mass shooters: google ‘ mass shooters are’ and you’ll see a site called ‘statista’ and it shows that the mass shooters are mostly white males. So stfu, you ignorant cuck. The western world doesn’t have a masculinity crisis— it has a ‘ misogynistic male still holding political offices’ crisis. There are actual men who are decent, and women with credentials who are far better at holding those political offices, but the misogynistic white males holding the political positions are trying to keep the offices to themselves— that’s where the crisis is from. But you [don’t ] have the intellect and manhood to acknowledge it, you actual cuck, who cowardly likes to be ‘tough’ on women, because he’s such a coward with no balls.
I think this guy has some mental issues. I wouldn't be surprised if his actual situation is just the opposite of what he describes.
@Ojberretta Berretta that is one hell of a run on sentence.
Well you're definitely not going to rule the world, that's for sure.