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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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engineer_nope.avi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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Being_Cori
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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tarebear
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true it is crazy even when I tell people something I know their partner is immune to my "you can't tell anyone" disclaimer

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Marika Stanway
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true. I tell my husband everything. He's the only person in this world I can trust 100%

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Basil
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I trust my husband more than my Mother, lol. But not just because he's my husband. He's one of those "I can and will literally take a secret to the grave if you ask me too" kind of people. I recognize I am NOT that kind of person, though I try and haven't failed anyone yet. But I really respect his ability to be like that. He is rare.

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Suparna Gibbs
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! You have to have that ONE person who you can tell everything to!

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Micheal Rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Micheal Rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has  been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment  * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on:  drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030

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Grace Sherry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses

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Monica Jolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ 😍😍

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Lisa Oney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How i got my Ex lover back after a divorced by the help of DR AKHIGBE a marriage/relationship specialist. contact him if you need help WHATSAPP DR AKHIGBE ON +2349021374574 his email is..... drakhigbespellhome7@gmail.com

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Kirstyn Fisk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your gonna tell someone then don’t agree to not tell anyone

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mugerwa robert
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Brandi Gates
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GUILTY OF THIS 100%!!!! I immediately hang up and tell my husband! Sorry. NOT Sorry.

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John Kamau
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you know how to have that secret out... Just tell your girl "Don't tell anyone". Trust me, its gonna spread like wild fire

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Lina
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everybody knows that! When I am telling someone something I am expecting them to tell their other half...This is how relationships are supposed to work. :)

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B Cool
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, I'm telling my best friend (who isn't my husband). I would marry my best friend and be happier than any man.

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Kim Lorton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true. But there are a few instances where I don’t tell anyone, because the info is extremely sensitive, and was for my ears only. But my hubby can keep a secret like no one else I know!

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Helen Moraller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No apologies. It's just the way it is. I always have & always will...

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Aileen Grist
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nor mine - I tell him everything, but he still tries to tell me I didn't tell him something everytime he forgets

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Wife's Approval

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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#23

Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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Personal Feet Warmer

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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Dolicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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