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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Lady Perkele
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well mine understands 100% about sanitary pads, tampons and everything I need without asking. He sometimes missunderstands chocolate by salad but thats alright

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Laugh Fan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These days just take a pic on your mobile phone or get your partner to send it to you. That's what I've done if picking up something very specific from a huge range for my husband and vice versa.

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Elaine Dodge
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Products have names, pack colours and descriptions. For marital harmony I'd suggest using them. Honey, please could you pick up 5 litres of Castrol Superplus Gen 3 Oil, it's a blue container? Or, Sweetheart, please could you get me a 30 pack of HappyTimes applicator free organic cotton tampons, It's a pink box with flowers on it. See. Easy.

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Vicki Gerlich Neus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it hard to believe that a man would say 'get me some oil,' without giving you the amount, weight and maybe even a brand. I think a man made this meme!

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Tecolote
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well as a woman this isn't difficult to me because I pay attention and do my research. Has nothing to do with gender, anyone can figure this or the tampon aisle out if they try.

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Bridget Wright
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's shameful for anyone who drives to not know what kind of oil to use. Ladies: it is on the damn oil cap! Just know if it has to be synthetic oil or not.

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In most stores, they have a book there so you can look it up. You could also Google it.

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Kwaku
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went with my girlfriend to a make up shop; after spending what seemed like 2 hours sitting and watching her exchange pleasantries with one of the attendants, they both walked up to me with the same colored product asking me which one was lighter... thats when I lost it and went and waited in the car!!!!!

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Michiel nospam
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least oil has its type in a number, not crazy stuff like "ultra normal".

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AJu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, oil and tampons are two veery different things. You put oil in the car you BOTH drive, so ladies, get informed about the kind of oil your car needs. You put tampons in...so your husband has no business buying stuff for that area. I would not make my husband buy me tampons unless in absolute emergency. So I'm with Zori on this

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Tiina Lehtineva
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not arguing here in any way, but I just have to point out, that where the tampons go, the husband probably uses too... :D :D :D

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Dr emwanta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Rebecca Cote
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that is why, when my husband does pick up tampons for me I write down the brand name, color of the box, and type of tampon so he doesn't mess it up. He gets it right everytime. :)

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Maxine Trigos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always buy the tune up stuff; husband doesn't understanding anything related with cars! Rare case here. Doesn't matter, I like mechanic.

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Tifferooski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is a champ, he remembers the types of pads I use.

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JF Purcell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's as if there are enough shampoo types for each hair is a spouse's head.

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Sel Bonda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tampon surfing is better than waiting and staring at nothing in a boutique while the wife tortures the sales person!

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Tucker Daugh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny. Just a comment, not an analysis or opinion or anything about me, or what I do, or my spouse, or how my spouse feels or what I think, or my life.

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Kim Lorton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d just take a picture of what I needed and he’d match the pic with the item on the shelf, he needs to do the same!

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Sill Marien
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel more confused in tampon alley, but then again- I work in product dept for oil company :D

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Louise Brigance
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been here done that...but he sent to the electronics store with some little widget and told me to get the same thing but bigger and something else. Made that trip more than once!

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Bobbi Gale-Miller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have to worry about pad or tampons anymore, but my husband at least has the sense to tell me what weight of oil he wants or he gets stuck with 10w30. :-P

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Wilma Ann
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Monica Jolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Lisa Oney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Michelle Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Clinton Yew
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

advice for women: always go for the cheapest options, most guys only pay attentions to price.

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Meowton Mewsk
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WTF?! What type of sexist b******t is this. If you’re a human with a car and you can’t buy oil, you’re a flat out idiot.

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Rule #1 in our marriage : I get the Girl-things and he gets the boy-things!

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago

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At least it's not embarrassing and awkward to read through the oils' information sheet. Men whose women are demonic enough to make them buy tampons are not so lucky. Honestly, if I were married or had boyfriend, I'd never ask him to buy me female hygiene supplies of any sort. Even I don't feel comfortable buying those and I'm a girl!

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JessG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that's ridiculous...buying feminine products is as normal as buying food. It's simply a part of life. There's absolutely NO reason to be uncomfortable buying them, for either men or women.....let go of that discomfort, it's silly.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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Random Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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Dolicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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