Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

#1

Learn To Compromise

Learn To Compromise

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Aud Wey
Community Member
3 years ago

Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

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#2

See Who They Really Are

See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
Community Member
3 years ago

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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#3

Arguing

Arguing

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Char Char
Community Member
3 years ago

I heard that!

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#4

Roles Reversed

Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
3 years ago

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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#5

Intimidation Techniques

Intimidation Techniques

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engineer_nope.avi
Community Member
3 years ago

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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#6

Fresh vs. Old Couples

Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
3 years ago

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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#7

Talking Dirty

Talking Dirty

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Max L.
Community Member
3 years ago

mission accomplished

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#8

Never Laugh At Her Choices

Never Laugh At Her Choices

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
3 years ago

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

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#9

Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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#10

Food Solves Everything

Food Solves Everything

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
3 years ago

Adore this!

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#11

Yes You Did

Yes You Did

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Grace Rule
Community Member
3 years ago

This is so true

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#12

Wife's Always Right

Wife's Always Right

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Being_Cori
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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#13

Trying For A Hug

Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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#14

Keeping Secrets

Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
3 years ago

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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#15

Life Challenges

Life Challenges

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

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#16

This Conversation Will Be Recorded

This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
3 years ago

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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#17

Sharing The Chores

Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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#18

Just Husband Things

Just Husband Things

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Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago

This must be universal

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#19

Trying To Be Mad

Trying To Be Mad

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Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
3 years ago

I feel that!

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#20

Wife's Approval

Wife's Approval

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Pamela24
Community Member
3 years ago

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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#21

Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury

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CatShatBrix
Community Member
3 years ago

I think I have a preference.

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#22

Married Life

Married Life

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
3 years ago

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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#23

Attitude

Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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#24

Kids Are Great

Kids Are Great

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Gary
Community Member
3 years ago

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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#25

Just Married

Just Married

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Gary
Community Member
3 years ago

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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#26

Perfect Balance

Perfect Balance

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

This one is actually quite sad.

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#27

Dating vs. Married

Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
Community Member
3 years ago

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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#28

Big Baby

Big Baby

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Nancy Beamish
Community Member
3 years ago

Do you want a mother or a lover? The two don't mix!

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#29

Making A Point

Making A Point

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Person2638
Community Member
3 years ago

The cat looks like it's on drugs in the first pic

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#30

Listen Carefully

Listen Carefully

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Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
3 years ago

And than he doesn't listen again.

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#31

It Went Quick

It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
Community Member
3 years ago

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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#32

Marriage Material

Marriage Material

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K Schildt
Community Member
3 years ago

What is this, gone girl?

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#33

Sharing Is Caring

Sharing Is Caring

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

lmaooooooooooooo

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#34

Know What You're Yelling About

Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
Community Member
3 years ago

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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#35

Oh It's Nothing

Oh It's Nothing

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Symbole Simple
Community Member
3 years ago

As I said, nothing!

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#36

Wife vs. Husband

Wife vs. Husband

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LukeR
Community Member
3 years ago

same.

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

Tube scrunching is immediate grounds for packing one's bags.

Angelynn Pierce
Community Member
3 years ago

Now I'm sitting here twitching. How could anyone DO THAT?! OMG

Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
3 years ago

Key to a happy marriage. Seperate bathrooms.

Gary
Community Member
3 years ago

Separate postcodes/zip codes would be nice.

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

Better mark these. So you know which one belongs to who.

Lululoohoo
Community Member
3 years ago

whoever does that tube on the left is a monster.

cwa92464
Community Member
3 years ago

mine does the same thing...sometimes I wonder if she's trying to squeeze it out the other end

Being_Cori
Community Member
3 years ago

scrunching my tube of toothpaste = break up

Hendra Lim
Community Member
3 years ago

who the hell do it like that?

Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
3 years ago

one of you is a savage.

Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Separate tubes! Brilliant! That dude would still use mine tho.

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

for a moment i thought it was a hemorroid cream tube

Jonathan TARTESSE
Community Member
3 years ago

You can still use it for it... but don't expect good results :)

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
3 years ago

lol...my husband and I don't even share a bathroom!

Being_Cori
Community Member
3 years ago

i wish i had more than one bathroom - i have recently found out how hairy he is

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_WEIRD_ONE_
Community Member
3 years ago

me and my sister, has to be clean for me. so that one time i ran out... ewww

Sandra Jeffrey
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, mine does that all the time. Maybe we should do a His and Her's tubes.

Sel Bonda
Community Member
3 years ago

Problem is universal, buddy!

Kendra Grace DeCostanza
Community Member
3 years ago

stay away from the toothpaste

sakora
Community Member
3 years ago

Nope.

Mr. Re-in-act-ment
Community Member
3 years ago

um... EWW

Suparna Gibbs
Community Member
3 years ago

You’re sweating the small stuff!

Elfmonkey
Community Member
3 years ago

He squeezes from the middle, I push it up evenly. It's one of those "oddly satisfying" things... when I do care that is.

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6 months ago

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Elizabeth White
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm always so picky about my tubes. I keep them perfect.

Jenny Cash
Community Member
2 years ago

There are two types of people

Shmily Riley
Community Member
2 years ago

Something's just off with men.

hawkeyefan95IA
Community Member
3 years ago

Me and my mom too😕😕😐

irenetheavocado
Community Member
3 years ago

which one's yours?

Puppiesarepeopletoo
Community Member
3 years ago

i'm left

Bunny Lady
Community Member
3 years ago

That I can understand! 🤢

Laura Mencini
Community Member
3 years ago

This is me lol

Deborah Knight
Community Member
3 years ago

This is what my husband does

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
3 years ago

And your point is?

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG SAME!!

SandaPanda
Community Member
3 years ago

What.. what did he do.. :|

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

If one follows a Cartesian model the wife's tube is on the left, so the question would be "what did she do...?"

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#37

Personal Feet Warmer

Personal Feet Warmer

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Random Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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#38

Married Life

Married Life

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Dolicious
Community Member
3 years ago

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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#39

Pure Excitement

Pure Excitement

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope that she's not married to Hamlet...

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#40

Marriage Failure

Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
3 years ago

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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