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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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engineer_nope.avi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

Wife's Always Right

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Being_Cori
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Michelle Dodson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, Honey - you've got issues. (And your Sister's a f*****g pig. Keep cleaning, but not HER s**t).

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Lady Perkele
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husbando always does laundry and dishes. I always do the folding and dust. He tried but he is like Sheldon Cooper trying to fold.

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Random Panda
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this sexist? It doesn't say "all men men do this". This meme was likely made by a woman and she described an issue relevant to her (and many women due to outdated gender roles). A man shouldn't expect praise because he cleaned the house he lives in that one time. I mean do you thank your spouse every time they do the chores? I doubt it.

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first husband simply would not do any housework at all, for fear that some important part of his anatomy might fall off.

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FABULOUS1
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife does the laundry and takes out the trash, while I am the one who pays the bills, does all the shopping and cleans everything else. But if she happens to do the dishes she requires a full page add and a parade in her honor.

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Shannøn Renee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my husband. Whenever I’m gone he tells me all of the things he accomplished. I don’t list every time I pay a bill, wash laundry, make a meal... I just do it and move on, because I’m being an adult. I don’t need applause, but rather for him to help out and not make it seem like he’s doing me a favor.

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Bunny Lady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I hate the way if a husband does do some tidying they always say, "I've tidied up for you!" For me????? For me????

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Gerry Higgins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a man loads the dishwasher but a woman doesn't see him .... did he do it ?

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bob
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do them every single time... Like every day. I don't complain, because it's the least I can do. That and cooking and looking after my daughter. Just because I'm not an a*****e.

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bob
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, Basil is right. Sorry, I didn't make myself clear but I didn't mean that I'm a great father and husband. I'm just doing what needs to be done, nothing more nothing less. But if a man doesn't work at home and feels that it's perfectly all right because "I'm bringing money blablabla", then he is kind of an a*****e. Not necessarily a mean a*****e. Just a standard a*****e.

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Morgan Macsweeney
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Then tells you how!to do them. Like his way is better. That one time. When nothing else was going on around him with our kid.. but when I'm doing dishes it's twenty things must get done at once

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thebridget
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha couldn't relate more. He acts like he earned al damn medal for it!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was like the time my dad vacuumed the living room once. It was the first and only time he did it. My mother took a photo of him doing it. The man cleaned the car inside and out every weekend without fail ki

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Grace Sherry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses

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Monica Jolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/ ❤️🌹🌹

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Wife's Approval

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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#23

Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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Personal Feet Warmer

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Random Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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Dolicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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