Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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Aud Wey
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2 years ago

Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

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Pamela24
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2 years ago

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Char Char
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2 years ago

I heard that!

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SykesDaMan
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2 years ago

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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engineer_nope.avi
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2 years ago

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Jean van der Merwe
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2 years ago

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Max L.
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2 years ago

mission accomplished

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SykesDaMan
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2 years ago

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

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Ntosh
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2 years ago (edited)

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Jean van der Merwe
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2 years ago

Adore this!

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Grace Rule
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2 years ago

This is so true

Zenozenobee
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2 years ago

I can even recall the circonstaces: "You said it at your father's house, we where drinking coffee in the veranda... Come on, I was wearing my yellow sweater!"

Amanda Ford
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2 years ago

This is my husband and I, except he's the one with the photographic memory.

Meowton Mewsk
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2 years ago

Same lol

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Eric Lafleur
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2 years ago

So true. They will forget to taka the garbage out but still remember shit you've said years ago...

cwa92464
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2 years ago

Yup, my wife can pull shit up from 1982 but can't remember to close cabinet doors

Rosemary Moreland
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2 years ago

I'm still laughing! Filing comments! What next? I just trust my memory.

BusLady
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2 years ago

We can never trust our memories. Lol

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Bob Beltcher
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2 years ago

And this is why marragies end, because you won't let go of stuff that happened years ago.

Basil
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2 years ago

I don't think this is a gender thing, I think it's a personality type thing. And when I find myself resorting to this behavior it is usually because the past issues were never resolved- my husband is bad at apologizing for things and also at correcting issues. I am better at doing those actions. However, when he makes an effort to change something negative or make amends for an error, I feel like the "file", so to speak, gets tossed. So it's not the refusal to let go that ends marriages, it's the inability for both parties to communicate and solve problems in a satisfactory way so that issues don't pile up to become resentments. Not resolving emotions is why we file them away for the future in the first place.

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LA Juice
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2 years ago

receipts!

Kelly Horrigan
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2 years ago

Would love to be able to. Unfortunately I believe they would remember or at least cop to it. But I wend up wishing I wrote it down...lol

Teri Donovan
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2 years ago

I get that from my sons...or "you never told me".....at which point I pull out my phone and pull up the text messages. I have YEARS of texting between us that I have not deleted....

bob
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2 years ago

THIS. I always have to give up, because it's just true.

Jennifer Moran
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9 months ago

OMG

Kimberly Durant
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1 year ago

Yes ok.....

Barbara Baxendale
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2 years ago

Oh yes you did !!!!!!!!!

RockBottom
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2 years ago

I would be the forgetful one too. Life too short to keep them kinda tabs on people though....

Laura Salovitch
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2 years ago

Impressed by the organization.

JozeeMom
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2 years ago

Each time. LOL

Ana M
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2 years ago

So very true!!!

Andrea Delden
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2 years ago

😂🤣😂🤣😅

Diane Mackereth
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2 years ago

Never underestimate the female power of memory.

L.j. Bus
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2 years ago

With us it’s especially anoying because I have hearing problems as well. So he chucks it up to me having problems with my ears again an top of me “hearing things that aren’t there” whenever I remind him of something he said.

Tidytiger
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2 years ago

😂 yep!

Dan Mar
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2 years ago

that´s what I had to use!!!! with my ex.... LOL

Chris Pitch
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2 years ago

Yep. Even though stuff changes...

Helen Moraller
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2 years ago

<3

Kendra Grace DeCostanza
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2 years ago

true dat true dat

Patricia Ross
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2 years ago

And you know it!

Aileen Grist
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2 years ago

My memory is so much better than his

sakora
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2 years ago

But try the same with her... ;)

Elena Adams
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2 years ago

I pulled this on my boyfriend and he got soooo sad

rossi pomares
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2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE

Kwaku
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2 years ago

oh my days!

Tecolote
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2 years ago

Get over it.

Calypso poet
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2 years ago

I told my husband I wanted to install security cameras so I can play back conversations he has forgotten.

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Being_Cori
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2 years ago (edited)

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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ZombieGirl5591
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2 years ago

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Zenozenobee
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2 years ago

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Hans
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2 years ago

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

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SykesDaMan
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2 years ago

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Zori the degu
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2 years ago

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Meowton Mewsk
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2 years ago

I feel that!

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Ntosh
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2 years ago

This must be universal

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Pamela24
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2 years ago

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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CatShatBrix
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2 years ago

I think I have a preference.

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Martha Meyer
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2 years ago

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Gary
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2 years ago

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Ola Polowczyk
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2 years ago

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Gary
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2 years ago

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Alusair Alustriel
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2 years ago

This one is actually quite sad.

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Helen R
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2 years ago

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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Nancy Beamish
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2 years ago

Do you want a mother or a lover? The two don't mix!

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Person2638
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2 years ago

The cat looks like it's on drugs in the first pic

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Wil Vanderheijden
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2 years ago

And than he doesn't listen again.

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Elizabeth Molloy
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2 years ago

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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K Schildt
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2 years ago

What is this, gone girl?

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

lmaooooooooooooo

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Elfmonkey
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2 years ago

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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Symbole Simple
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2 years ago

As I said, nothing!

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LukeR
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2 years ago

same.

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Random Panda
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2 years ago

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Dolicious
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2 years ago

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

I hope that she's not married to Hamlet...

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Jean van der Merwe
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2 years ago

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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