Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

#1

Learn To Compromise

Learn To Compromise

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Aud Wey
Community Member
2 years ago

Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

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#2

See Who They Really Are

See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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#3

Arguing

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Char Char
Community Member
2 years ago

I heard that!

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#4

Roles Reversed

Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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#5

Intimidation Techniques

Intimidation Techniques

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engineer_nope.avi
Community Member
2 years ago

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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#6

Fresh vs. Old Couples

Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
2 years ago

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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#7

Talking Dirty

Talking Dirty

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Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

mission accomplished

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#8

Never Laugh At Her Choices

Never Laugh At Her Choices

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

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#9

Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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#10

Food Solves Everything

Food Solves Everything

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
2 years ago

Adore this!

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#11

Yes You Did

Yes You Did

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Grace Rule
Community Member
2 years ago

This is so true

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#12

Wife's Always Right

Wife's Always Right

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Being_Cori
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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#13

Trying For A Hug

Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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#14

Keeping Secrets

Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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#15

Life Challenges

Life Challenges

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

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#16

This Conversation Will Be Recorded

This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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#17

Sharing The Chores

Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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#18

Trying To Be Mad

Trying To Be Mad

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Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel that!

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#19

Just Husband Things

Just Husband Things

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Ntosh
Community Member
2 years ago

This must be universal

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#20

Wife's Approval

Wife's Approval

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Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
2 years ago

I see partnership as something stronger than that though. It’s a life partner, not a mom or sibling or boss or coworker. We are supposed to support each other and build each other. Living life together. Everything one person does has an impact on the other. It’s not asking for permission. It’s making sure less important things don’t interfere with the path to success or the relationship. And of course it’s anout respect too, and it’s a two way street.

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Well, when I want to go out with friends I also ask my husband if he's ok with it. Neither of us will ever say no (unless we had something planned), but it's nice to do so. Shows you care.

issam
Community Member
2 years ago

I love your comment , shows that you actually understand and in a real relationship .

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Bre Amsink
Community Member
2 years ago

Ugh I don't get this. If my husband wants to go out, he doesn't need my permission. I just want to know around when he'll be home and call me if it's goes longer. His friends always seem so surprised by this, that I let him make his own decisions. It's a partnership and if you don't trust your husband, you shouldn't be with him.

Malou Hedlund
Community Member
2 years ago

what if this pic waz gender reversed..Oooh

Mike Jenkins
Community Member
1 year ago

Then it would be rather FK’d up I think BUT.... that’s just MY opinion so... yeh 😬👍

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blugeagua
Community Member
2 years ago

I’ve never understood this ridiculous stereotype. Most women (and men) don’t care what their significant other does on their free time. You know why? Because WE like having free time to hang with friends too.

Amanda Wilson
Community Member
2 years ago

It's more about respect and honesty. If you don't care then why would you be with your significant other?

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Kitty Katty
Community Member
2 years ago

Ok, his face reminded me of the pissed off husky who realises the ball hasn't been thrown

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
2 years ago

One of the things I love most about my honey is the 12 year old boy who still lives inside him. Like many men, he's just a big kid at heart. He is a really great guy and is also a National Kite Flying Champion (yeah, it's a thing). For the first 6 months we were together, he would ask if I minded if he went to fly kites. The answer was always, "Go - have fun!" Apparently his ex really resented his kite flying and would pull this passive/aggressive punishment bullshit every time he did. He finally began to understand that I was sincere, have a life/hobbies/interests of my own and having free time was a bonus for both of us. We just had our 11th anniversary and this is one of the things that came up - loving someone enough to just let them BE.

Andrea Delden
Community Member
2 years ago

In many cases it is the wife that’s the “bitch”, but not always! There are many, many marriages were the husband is the “bitch”!

Mike Jenkins
Community Member
1 year ago

And in that case, that would pretty much be EXACTLY what he is.... a BITCH 😑

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jdbogy
Community Member
2 years ago

I think it matters who's doing the asking - if the crew who's going is a group of 20-something single guys who are out on the prowl, she may not be so quick to allow it.

Omnivorous
Community Member
2 years ago

...this one time. Conditions to follow.

Calypso poet
Community Member
2 years ago

My husband is the opposite! I try to get him to do things with the guys. He won’t go golfing without me because he says he doesn’t have as much fun when I’m not there. Just last weekend he was invited to a party that was no females and he wouldn’t go because he thought it was weird. We are literally best friends so it’s a package deal.

bob
Community Member
2 years ago

Same with me. My wife encourages me to do things with my colleagues. But I just don't like them.

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JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

All my husband's guy friends are shocked when I "let" him go out as often as he wants. A lot of his friends are single, so it's a big thing when I let him loose with the boys. Except I don't "let" him loose, he goes out because he works hard and earns time to play.

Averil Aplin
Community Member
3 months ago

My husband uses me as an excuse... the Mrs said No... I bloody did NOT! Sod off out 🤣

Bethanie A.
Community Member
1 year ago

REAL WIFE: I say fuck yes! I've been married 20 years now!!

Frank Spaeth
Community Member
2 years ago

Hah...

James Grey
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

cwa92464
Community Member
2 years ago

KITCHEN PASS!!!!

Sel Bonda
Community Member
2 years ago

Approval granted. Go drown yourself.

Kendra Grace DeCostanza
Community Member
2 years ago

but be back by 8 the babies will want yo to put them to sleep

Katinka Min
Community Member
2 years ago

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Alethia Hassell-Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

Sonya Jersey
Community Member
2 years ago

Cercei will forever be Cercei, no mater what her name is! LOL

Ojberretta Berretta
Community Member
2 years ago

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yeah not in my case i come back home from hookers doin koke weed and drinkin all night at 5 and she still has to make me some food cuz she a good women ya know she loves me and shes latina im latino yall gringos wont understand cuz ur cucked males and lesbo females hahah que pena que me dan los gringitos pidiendole a su mujer si pueden ir a tomar algo patheticos

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Still drunk?

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#21

Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury

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CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

I think I have a preference.

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#22

Married Life

Married Life

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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#23

Kids Are Great

Kids Are Great

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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#24

Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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#25

Just Married

Just Married

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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#26

Perfect Balance

Perfect Balance

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
2 years ago

This one is actually quite sad.

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#27

Dating vs. Married

Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
Community Member
2 years ago

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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#28

Big Baby

Big Baby

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Nancy Beamish
Community Member
2 years ago

Do you want a mother or a lover? The two don't mix!

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#29

Making A Point

Making A Point

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Person2638
Community Member
2 years ago

The cat looks like it's on drugs in the first pic

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#30

Listen Carefully

Listen Carefully

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Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
2 years ago

And than he doesn't listen again.

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#31

It Went Quick

It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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#32

Marriage Material

Marriage Material

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K Schildt
Community Member
2 years ago

What is this, gone girl?

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#33

Sharing Is Caring

Sharing Is Caring

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

lmaooooooooooooo

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#34

Know What You're Yelling About

Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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#35

Oh It's Nothing

Oh It's Nothing

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Symbole Simple
Community Member
2 years ago

As I said, nothing!

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#36

Wife vs. Husband

Wife vs. Husband

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LukeR
Community Member
2 years ago

same.

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#37

Personal Feet Warmer

Personal Feet Warmer

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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#38

Married Life

Married Life

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Dolicious
Community Member
2 years ago

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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#39

Pure Excitement

Pure Excitement

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope that she's not married to Hamlet...

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#40

Marriage Failure

Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
2 years ago

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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