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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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Being_Cori
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Wife's Approval

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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Big Baby

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Meowton Mewsk
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are so damn lazy. If a man says some s**t like this, he isn’t a strong person. He is weak. There’s no excuse for ANYONE to be in a constant state of need for someone to cook and clean for them.

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Layla
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't know how to cook anything half-edible, you're literally dependant on other people to stay alive. If you can't do your own laundry or dishes, if you don't know how to clean after yourself, you are not an adult. And not an adult means not ready for marriage. Simple as that.

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Angie Chan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I am single. Every guy I have dated has been far more trouble than they were worth, so I finally decided that two dogs were less mess/maintenance and fully embraced happy spinsterhood.

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Minnie-me
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I blame their mothers for this. Unrealistic expectations.

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Basil
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You see that this creates a cycle where no matter what happens, it's always a woman's fault. Why doesn't Dad bear any responsibility? Oh, he was useless too? So it was Grandma's fault? C'mon, you have to see the impossibleness of this situation. Eventually a grown man has to be responsible for his own life. If he's a loser, it's his own damn fault after a certain point.

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well to be honest it's also part of your own upbringing..my mum is still doing everything around the house. I'm allergic to clutter in the house as well. If I ask my hubby to vacuum or something like that he will do so whenever he feels like it instead of just doing it right away. And also usually I just expect him to do chores as well without being asked to. So in the end it's my own choice if I want to do it now 🙈

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Tucker Daugh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't most men marry their mothers? I thought this was the norm.

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Lisa Williams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds about like my husband I feel more like a maid not a wife

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Lydia Dugger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called a wife who loves her husband and wants to serve him. I love cleaning up around the house for my husband. I love being his helper. :)

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Ruth Beaty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marriage is a two street, you have to give as well as take. And that doesn't mean you drage home a paycheck as your only contribution, it don't work that way.

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Micheal Rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Grace Sherry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Sel Bonda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyways, its going to be mouthshut, why not with a baby's dummy.

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Monica Jolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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5 years ago (edited)

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So if I cook more and clean more will you cut the grass during the Texas summer, board the house up for hurricanes, fix the car yourself to stay within budget, and work OT to afford child care? A household is a joint effort; everyone has their work to do and no one should slack.

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Zara Demelza Harradine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, everyone has to pitch in. But you are comparing ad hoc tasks, to regular daily things, including cooking. So while you plan for specific days or times of the year, she has to plan time literally everyday for a 'household' task. And as you are talking about childcare, I assume she also works.

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It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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