Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.
As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.
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Learn To Compromise
See Who They Really Are
Roles Reversed
Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)
Intimidation Techniques
Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?
Fresh vs. Old Couples
I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.
Talking Dirty
Never Laugh At Her Choices
Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold
Food Solves Everything
Wife's Always Right
Trying For A Hug
Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!
Keeping Secrets
My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p
Life Challenges
This Conversation Will Be Recorded
"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"
Sharing The Chores
That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.
Just Husband Things
Wife's Approval
I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.
Hell Hath No Fury
Married Life
Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.
That's because in the bad cases the wife is more than a mother than a partner or wife.
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Happy hubby, life is lovely. There. No more excuses to be a miserable wife.
Mmmmh.... Might be my pronunciation, but that doesn't rhyme, sorry. But you could invert syntax and find a work rhyming with "happy".
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Ow mekak is crushing me crab salad. Only because "IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITS SELF B!TCH." (Tm) and that's when this not so nice wife, but who was ironically a hubby to her BFF, decided to finally do the one thing she had never done. In style, using glitter and high heels to kick, then throwing glitter in the men's faces while crippled in half... happy what.. hmm with who for how many jelly brand? OH 37.. well my bad ginger stay passed much longer and get even in magical I love you and no I will never talk to you again ways. Yup getting off this drunk bus drivers bus. Holy 20 years on thw wrong one. Wow!!
Happy Husband, Happy Loveland. And to the lady who said married women live shorter lives, because they work harder....Hahaha well how much harder might you have to work if there wasn't a guy...working really hard so you don't have to?....single women do all that married women do and work full time jobs, with no help...at ALL. SMH...Married women live shorter lives because of me not being generous, courteous, giving lovers. Cumming is epic stress relief, and I venture to say, either those who did have those endorphins, and hormones regularly lived longer, and if they didn't, they died happy!!
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HOW I GOT MY TUBES UNTIED WITH THE HELP OF dr babaogunda ROOTS AND HERBS. My name is Doyle ,i got married 2019 and and ever since then,it has been hell trying to get pregnant after so many triers and doctors reports. the doctors confirmed that i will never get pregnant because my tubes were tied,until i contacted this very great spell caster (Dr baba ogunda),who gave me the Herbs that made me get pregnant after doctor's reports. He also today me that he is also specialized in all kind of spell. *love spell * Herbal treatment * Help for weight loss/gain * lottery spell * Help for job promotion e.t.c. Email him now on: drbabaogunda@gmail.com WhatsApp https://wa.me/+2348070899030
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Hi everyone, my name is Abbie Moore, am from the United States . I want to share my wonderful testimony how I got back my husband back, who I sworn ever to be with until when he left me to another woman for no reason and I try to make things work for both of us yet things where getting worse and I love him so much and there is nothing I could do to get my husband back until I saw a testimony share by a woman called Lauren from Australia on the internet talking about a powerful spell caster who brought her husband back within 24hours and I decide to give it a try and to my greatest surprise he also did it for me just as he did for Lauren and I have a lot of people complaining of fake spell caster but this one I met was a real spell caster who help me to solve my problem I have no solution to, I introduce many of my best friends that have a similar problems, and their problem were solve with the great help of DR. WALE, who help them to get back their lovers within 24 hours. I am so happy
Attitude
Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.
Kids Are Great
Just Married
Perfect Balance
Dating vs. Married
Big Baby
Making A Point
Listen Carefully
It Went Quick
I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!
Marriage Material
Sharing Is Caring
Know What You're Yelling About
Oh It's Nothing
Personal Feet Warmer
My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.
Married Life
Pure Excitement
Marriage Failure
Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!
And man. And bad life choices. And the fear of responsibility. Rather saddening. Being married with children made me a happier person. If you do not believe that,y why get married and why get children?
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These are either old, tired jokes or a lot of people who should be alone.
Yep. Lots of frustration here. No wonder the divorce rate is so high these days...
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Mostly sad, not funny. If you are married and fight so much, maybe you are married to a wrong person?
Honestly, most of these perfectly sums up what it's like to be in a low-key toxic relationship more than anything else.
If this is you, you're doing it wrong. 1 ... be equals. 2 ... be happy.
There's a lot of truth in these memes that's why alot of people are gonna get defensive lol
Well, if you really think that most of these are true, then you should reconsider your choices in life... Must be a very sad one.
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Hello everyone here, this is the story of my life. I always knew my husband was up to something but I had no proof of this. He receives strange calls, he protects his phone jealously and would never drop it for any reason whatsoever, to the point of him taking it to the shower. This made me go online in search of ways I could remotely monitor his conversations, I tried a number of phone monitoring apps but each one of them failed to access his phone. I could not even physically access his phone, which made matters worse. I had already given up and resigned to fate when my younger sister introduced me to a hacker named REFUND POLICY they both went to the same college to help me read my husband’s messages and social medias just in case something was off, in less than a day REFUND POLICY helped me gain access to my husband’s phone remotely, I found out my husband has another wife with 2 children in another state. Last year has been the roughest of my life but now I feel relieved and wor
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
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Hey, I'm so excited my broken Marriage has been restored & my husband is back after he left me and our 2 kids for another woman. After 4 years of marriage, me and my husband has been into one quarrel or the other until he finally left me and moved to California to be with another woman. i felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be strong just for the kids but i could not control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled withs sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back to me, I was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that Dr IYAYA can help get ex back fast. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a (Love spell) for me. 28 hours later, my husband really called me and told me that he miss me and the kids
I think the Best one that I ever heard is: Marriage is two People sleeping in the same Bed who are Married to the strangest people they know....
My name is a lilian and I want to testify about the good work done by a faithful man, called DR Agadaga, a sorcerer in my life, I never thought there was such a thing as spiritual intercourse. my problem started a year ago, when the father of the two children started behaving strangely, I never knew he had an affair outside our matrimonial home. It appeared to me on that faithful day, June 7 last year, at 4:23 pm, when he came to the house to pick his things, when I knew that the situation was out of hand and he told me he wanted to quit the marriage I have built for more than 5 years, I was confused and amazed, I called family and friends, but I had no result. six months after I started having problems with the well-being of children, the age of rent and all that, we went through hell. until one day I was surfing the in
This is my testimony about the good work of a man who helped me..My name is NINA GEORGE. and I base in London.My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our three kids. I felt like my life was about to end,and was falling apart. Thanks to a spell caster called papa Justus who i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I was searching for a good spell caster that can solve my problems. I came across series of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. There was one particular testimony I saw, it was about a woman called grace,she testified about how papa Justus brought back her Ex lover in less than 72 hours and at the end of her testimony she drop papa Justus e-mail address. After reading all these,I decided to give papa a try. I contacted him via e
Great thanks Dr Olumba for what you have done for me, I'm really greatful for your awesome help. In life never give up because tomorrow is very bright, all thanks to God for using the great prophet to restore my marriage, I got divorced two years ago and all this while, life has not been easy with me, I must really say its not easy to live a single life, mostly when the one you love most has left you for another person, but today my prince, princess and I are happy that daddy is back home again and he now love me and respect me more than before and he is now 100% summisive to me, Doctor Olumba is a powerful spell and herbal doctor and his work is 100% guarantee, contact him and he can help you too in any problem or situation you are facing in life, Doctor Contact email is olumbaspiritualherbalisthome@protonmail.ch olumspiritualbaherbalisthome@protonmail.ch and whatsapp number is +2348102558553 contact doctor and get cure totally now because only him can help you out because am a
All this wife-bashing stuff is old, trite, worn out, and biased stereotyping. If the woman is that crazy, DON'T MARRY HER. Furthermore, everyone changes as you get old, male AND female. Good communication and old-fashioned taking time to be together will help you change together.
They're funny but most of them are stereotypes of women....not marriage.
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/
After 3 years of separation between my husband and I, he left me alone with the kids for another lady. I was in pain and tears. I got scammed twice by fake spell casters trying to get him back until a friend introduced me to Dr Ibrahim, a true spell caster. I also thought about it and contacted him on his Email dribrahimspellcaster@gmail.com . He helped me bring back my husband and now we are a happy family and I’ve been grateful to him. Contact Dr Ibrahim on his Email dribrahimspellcaster@gmail.com Call or Whatsapp +2349038450264 Contact him for the following: 1)If you want your ex back. 2)If you want a child. 3) You want to make your husband/wife to be yours forever. 4) If you want to stop your Divorce. 5)Aids/HIV Sickness Spells.
I want to give this miraculous testimony, is so unbelievable until now. I had a problem with my Ex – husband 2 years ago, which led to our break up. I was not myself again, I felt so empty inside me, my love and financial situation became worse, until a close friend of mine told me about a spell caster who helped her in the same problem too his name is Dr UMA the vodoo caster. My friend gave me the courage to contact him because I have never done such a thing before in my life. I emailed the spell caster and I told him my problem and he responded back to me within 5 hours and he assured me that my husband will come back to me and we are going to live peacefully and happily, he gave me some instructions to do and I did what he asked me to do. To cut the long story short. Before I knew what was happening, the next day my husband gave me a call and told me that he is coming back to me and that he is sorry for what he did to me, I was surprised and I am so happy to have him back to me. The
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My life was destroyed when my husband sent me packing, after 17 years we have been together. I was lost and helpless after trying so many ways to get my husband back to me. One day at work, I was distracted, not knowing that my boss called me, so he sat and asked me what it was all about, I told him and he smiled and said it was no problem. I never understood what he meant by it was no problem getting back my husband, he said he used a spell to get back his wife when she left him for another man, and now they are together till date and initially I was shocked hearing something from my boss. He gave me an email address of the DR Ayoola which helped him get his wife back, I never believed that this would work, but I had no choice coming into contact with the sayings that I get done, and he asked for my information and that my husband was able to propose to throw him the spell and I sent him the details, but after two days, my mother called me that my husband was pleading that he want
Thank you very much Priest manuka. i never thought any thing could make my husband come back to me as his wife again, after he broke up with me and left to settle down with another woman who never Knew how we both suffered and share feelings together, thank God today i was lucky to see this great spell caster on a site after seeing a lots of testimony and good work he have done in the lives of people helping them to get their ex husbands and wives renewing their relationship i was convinced and i contacted him and just in 7 days after the spell was caste my beloved husband came looking for me and right now we are together again and he is taking care of me and the little kids as his responsibilities and family. Once again thank you here are his contact to reach him. lovesolutiontemple1@gmail. com or priestmanuka@yahoo. com
After being in relationship with my husband for years, he broke up with me. I did everything within my reach to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so badly because of the love I had for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to my friend and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back , I had no choice than to try it. I messaged the spell caster, and he assured me there was no problem and that everything will be okay before three days. He cast the spell and surprisingly on the second day, my husband called me. I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that had happened, That He wanted me to return to him. He also said he loved me so much. I was so happy and went to him that was how we started living together happily again, Contact Dr IYAYA Today the great Spell caster that can help you with any relati
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I have suffered a lot when it come to relationships and even when I was married,that is why I want to give thanks to Papa Egbe for bringing back my husband.I was the world’s biggest skeptic.I never believed in magic spells,but I was told by a very close friend that He is gifted with spiritual powers,My love life was in shamble,my husband didn’t seem to care or love me and break up our relationship.I was confuse and do not no what to do again,rather then to get in contact with Papa Egbe.He did a love spell that make my husband come back to me.we are now very much happy with our self.Papa Egbe make him to realize how much we love and need each other.And he can help you with the following problems: *Court Case. *Reading. *Bad Dreams. *Promotion in your office. *Financial Assistance. *Herbal cured for Herpes Simplex Virus. *Lottery Spell. *Good luck Spell *Breakthrough, Curse and Yolk breaking Spell *Love Spell. Contact Papa Egbe on papaegbeherbalhome@gmail . com. or whatsApp +(234)8134959
Hello everyone i know there is someone somewhere reading this, I want to share a great work of a spell caster called Dr Akhigbe my husband and i had a fight which led to our divorce but when he left me a part of me left with him and i was to sad and cried all day and night i was searching something online when i saw people testifying about his great work and i just decided to give him a try i did everything he told me to do and he assured me that after 24 hours my husband will come back to me, the next morning to my greatest surprised a car stopped outside my house and it was my husband i’m so happy he can also help you email him at: drakhigbespellhome7@gmail.com WhatsApp +2349021374574 .
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And man. And bad life choices. And the fear of responsibility. Rather saddening. Being married with children made me a happier person. If you do not believe that,y why get married and why get children?
Load More Replies... These are either old, tired jokes or a lot of people who should be alone.
Yep. Lots of frustration here. No wonder the divorce rate is so high these days...
Load More Replies... Mostly sad, not funny. If you are married and fight so much, maybe you are married to a wrong person?
Honestly, most of these perfectly sums up what it's like to be in a low-key toxic relationship more than anything else.
If this is you, you're doing it wrong. 1 ... be equals. 2 ... be happy.
There's a lot of truth in these memes that's why alot of people are gonna get defensive lol
Well, if you really think that most of these are true, then you should reconsider your choices in life... Must be a very sad one.
Load More Replies... Hello everyone here, this is the story of my life. I always knew my husband was up to something but I had no proof of this. He receives strange calls, he protects his phone jealously and would never drop it for any reason whatsoever, to the point of him taking it to the shower. This made me go online in search of ways I could remotely monitor his conversations, I tried a number of phone monitoring apps but each one of them failed to access his phone. I could not even physically access his phone, which made matters worse. I had already given up and resigned to fate when my younger sister introduced me to a hacker named REFUND POLICY they both went to the same college to help me read my husband’s messages and social medias just in case something was off, in less than a day REFUND POLICY helped me gain access to my husband’s phone remotely, I found out my husband has another wife with 2 children in another state. Last year has been the roughest of my life but now I feel relieved and wor
Best spell caster is Dr Sanni the great wizard from African I want to use this medium to thank him for bringing my ex lover back to me he only told me to provide the items needed for the spell and which I did and he told me that after he got the items in 48 hours I will start seeing the result and truly is a man of his words contact him today and get your problem solve. You can text him if you’re having misunderstanding or you’re not happy with your relationship Email: Drsannimoses@gmail.com What'sApp: +2348110562441 or phone call, You can also visit his website ; https://sandrarohdan123.wixsite.com/drsannimoses
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I’ve been married for less than eight weeks. The other night during an argument..My new husband physically abused me. No punches or slaps but helld and thrown down 3 separate times an hour. I am bruised and sore and don’t know what to do. I’ve never seen this side before.Still love him … But I’m hurt inside and out and I don’t know what to do, i searched for help online,came across testimonies that babakule, helped several women restore their relationship/marriage back i had to give him a try, truly as dr said He apologized and said it would never happen again. Are you having issues with your partner,have you been rejected by your partner,need you ex lover back give babakule a try too EMAIL babakule@outlook.com
I desperately need help to get my husband back until i finally met a great spell caster called babakule who brought him back within 48hours and we are living together again as husband and wife, am so much excited for what this man did for me and my family by restoring my happiness of my marriage contact him via babakule@outlook.com if you are seeking for help to restore your happiness in relationship or marriage contact him now because it work for me.
This is a story of an incredible experience i had when my marriage crumbled which i eventually got helped through priest manuka and i promise to share this to everyone. then i met priest manuka who helped me reunite with my husband within 7 days of his reunion love spell and make our marriage more stronger and brought peace and love into our marriage. MY husband family who wanted us to separate has also apologies for all there wrong effort to separate our marriage. peace has now been restored within me and my husband family. I’ve found happiness with myself with the help of manuka service, for more information and help contact him via: //lovesolutiontemple1@gmail.com//
Hey, I'm so excited my broken Marriage has been restored & my husband is back after he left me and our 2 kids for another woman. After 4 years of marriage, me and my husband has been into one quarrel or the other until he finally left me and moved to California to be with another woman. i felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be strong just for the kids but i could not control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled withs sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back to me, I was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that Dr IYAYA can help get ex back fast. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a (Love spell) for me. 28 hours later, my husband really called me and told me that he miss me and the kids
I think the Best one that I ever heard is: Marriage is two People sleeping in the same Bed who are Married to the strangest people they know....
My name is a lilian and I want to testify about the good work done by a faithful man, called DR Agadaga, a sorcerer in my life, I never thought there was such a thing as spiritual intercourse. my problem started a year ago, when the father of the two children started behaving strangely, I never knew he had an affair outside our matrimonial home. It appeared to me on that faithful day, June 7 last year, at 4:23 pm, when he came to the house to pick his things, when I knew that the situation was out of hand and he told me he wanted to quit the marriage I have built for more than 5 years, I was confused and amazed, I called family and friends, but I had no result. six months after I started having problems with the well-being of children, the age of rent and all that, we went through hell. until one day I was surfing the in
This is my testimony about the good work of a man who helped me..My name is NINA GEORGE. and I base in London.My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our three kids. I felt like my life was about to end,and was falling apart. Thanks to a spell caster called papa Justus who i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I was searching for a good spell caster that can solve my problems. I came across series of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. There was one particular testimony I saw, it was about a woman called grace,she testified about how papa Justus brought back her Ex lover in less than 72 hours and at the end of her testimony she drop papa Justus e-mail address. After reading all these,I decided to give papa a try. I contacted him via e
Great thanks Dr Olumba for what you have done for me, I'm really greatful for your awesome help. In life never give up because tomorrow is very bright, all thanks to God for using the great prophet to restore my marriage, I got divorced two years ago and all this while, life has not been easy with me, I must really say its not easy to live a single life, mostly when the one you love most has left you for another person, but today my prince, princess and I are happy that daddy is back home again and he now love me and respect me more than before and he is now 100% summisive to me, Doctor Olumba is a powerful spell and herbal doctor and his work is 100% guarantee, contact him and he can help you too in any problem or situation you are facing in life, Doctor Contact email is olumbaspiritualherbalisthome@protonmail.ch olumspiritualbaherbalisthome@protonmail.ch and whatsapp number is +2348102558553 contact doctor and get cure totally now because only him can help you out because am a
All this wife-bashing stuff is old, trite, worn out, and biased stereotyping. If the woman is that crazy, DON'T MARRY HER. Furthermore, everyone changes as you get old, male AND female. Good communication and old-fashioned taking time to be together will help you change together.
They're funny but most of them are stereotypes of women....not marriage.
for everyone out there going through relationship problem, I recommend you talk to this great spell caster Dr agbadu,I am a living witness of his powerful spell. His spell is ever potent. His spell helped me a great deal, he said he would help me cast a spell to bring back my ex boyfriend and he actually did. Am finally married to the man of my dream now and we are expecting our first baby. Enough respect you can get in touch with him on his email address dragbadu@gmail.com or Facebook page👇👇 https://www.facebook.com/DrAgbaduSpellHome/
After 3 years of separation between my husband and I, he left me alone with the kids for another lady. I was in pain and tears. I got scammed twice by fake spell casters trying to get him back until a friend introduced me to Dr Ibrahim, a true spell caster. I also thought about it and contacted him on his Email dribrahimspellcaster@gmail.com . He helped me bring back my husband and now we are a happy family and I’ve been grateful to him. Contact Dr Ibrahim on his Email dribrahimspellcaster@gmail.com Call or Whatsapp +2349038450264 Contact him for the following: 1)If you want your ex back. 2)If you want a child. 3) You want to make your husband/wife to be yours forever. 4) If you want to stop your Divorce. 5)Aids/HIV Sickness Spells.
I want to give this miraculous testimony, is so unbelievable until now. I had a problem with my Ex – husband 2 years ago, which led to our break up. I was not myself again, I felt so empty inside me, my love and financial situation became worse, until a close friend of mine told me about a spell caster who helped her in the same problem too his name is Dr UMA the vodoo caster. My friend gave me the courage to contact him because I have never done such a thing before in my life. I emailed the spell caster and I told him my problem and he responded back to me within 5 hours and he assured me that my husband will come back to me and we are going to live peacefully and happily, he gave me some instructions to do and I did what he asked me to do. To cut the long story short. Before I knew what was happening, the next day my husband gave me a call and told me that he is coming back to me and that he is sorry for what he did to me, I was surprised and I am so happy to have him back to me. The
babakule is a great spell caster who helped me to retained and regained my lover back to myself after he left me for another woman in london for his professional study. so i so much appreciate babakule for given me the best spell that brought my husband back to me . so therefore, i encourage you to try and get to know him for a any solution you want: babakule@outlook.com
I desperately need help to get my husband back until i finally met a great spell caster called babakule who brought him back within 48hours and we are living together again as husband and wife, am so much excited for what this man did for me and my family by restoring my happiness of my marriage contact him via babakule@outlook.com if you are seeking for help to restore your happiness in relationship or marriage contact him now because it work for me.
My life was destroyed when my husband sent me packing, after 17 years we have been together. I was lost and helpless after trying so many ways to get my husband back to me. One day at work, I was distracted, not knowing that my boss called me, so he sat and asked me what it was all about, I told him and he smiled and said it was no problem. I never understood what he meant by it was no problem getting back my husband, he said he used a spell to get back his wife when she left him for another man, and now they are together till date and initially I was shocked hearing something from my boss. He gave me an email address of the DR Ayoola which helped him get his wife back, I never believed that this would work, but I had no choice coming into contact with the sayings that I get done, and he asked for my information and that my husband was able to propose to throw him the spell and I sent him the details, but after two days, my mother called me that my husband was pleading that he want
Thank you very much Priest manuka. i never thought any thing could make my husband come back to me as his wife again, after he broke up with me and left to settle down with another woman who never Knew how we both suffered and share feelings together, thank God today i was lucky to see this great spell caster on a site after seeing a lots of testimony and good work he have done in the lives of people helping them to get their ex husbands and wives renewing their relationship i was convinced and i contacted him and just in 7 days after the spell was caste my beloved husband came looking for me and right now we are together again and he is taking care of me and the little kids as his responsibilities and family. Once again thank you here are his contact to reach him. lovesolutiontemple1@gmail. com or priestmanuka@yahoo. com
After being in relationship with my husband for years, he broke up with me. I did everything within my reach to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so badly because of the love I had for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to my friend and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back , I had no choice than to try it. I messaged the spell caster, and he assured me there was no problem and that everything will be okay before three days. He cast the spell and surprisingly on the second day, my husband called me. I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that had happened, That He wanted me to return to him. He also said he loved me so much. I was so happy and went to him that was how we started living together happily again, Contact Dr IYAYA Today the great Spell caster that can help you with any relati
Hello everyone, this is the most wonderful thing I have ever known and I need to share this great testimony. I just want to thank DR SUNNY for taking the time to help me cast the spell that brings back my ex lover who suddenly lost interest in me after six months of engagement, but today we are married and happier than never. I was really flabbergasted and shocked when he did the work for me and within 48 hours, james returned home and started begging for forgiveness and for me to accept it again .. I am truly short of words and I don't know how many to convey my appreciation to you DR SUNNY you are a God sent to restore a broken relationship. He deeply loves helping people fulfill their desires, find true love, bring back their ex-lovers, end abusive relationships, find success, attract happiness, find soul mates and more. Contact him today and let him show you the wonders and wonder of his love spell system. It provides results at its best in casting real spells. Send an e-mail: d 3-5e3c41af6f7cc.jpg
A love spell caster called Dr Ehi of shomorikasolutiontemple @ yahoo. com did a love binding spell for me that brought my ex lover back to me within 2days he bind me and my ex back together with his spell. with all my heart i want to say i thank him for his job well done and also want to say without his spell i don't think he will still be mine now but thank the spirit that through his help my lover came back to me whatsapp or call Dr Ehi +234 903 508 0936
I have suffered a lot when it come to relationships and even when I was married,that is why I want to give thanks to Papa Egbe for bringing back my husband.I was the world’s biggest skeptic.I never believed in magic spells,but I was told by a very close friend that He is gifted with spiritual powers,My love life was in shamble,my husband didn’t seem to care or love me and break up our relationship.I was confuse and do not no what to do again,rather then to get in contact with Papa Egbe.He did a love spell that make my husband come back to me.we are now very much happy with our self.Papa Egbe make him to realize how much we love and need each other.And he can help you with the following problems: *Court Case. *Reading. *Bad Dreams. *Promotion in your office. *Financial Assistance. *Herbal cured for Herpes Simplex Virus. *Lottery Spell. *Good luck Spell *Breakthrough, Curse and Yolk breaking Spell *Love Spell. Contact Papa Egbe on papaegbeherbalhome@gmail . com. or whatsApp +(234)8134959
Hello everyone i know there is someone somewhere reading this, I want to share a great work of a spell caster called Dr Akhigbe my husband and i had a fight which led to our divorce but when he left me a part of me left with him and i was to sad and cried all day and night i was searching something online when i saw people testifying about his great work and i just decided to give him a try i did everything he told me to do and he assured me that after 24 hours my husband will come back to me, the next morning to my greatest surprised a car stopped outside my house and it was my husband i’m so happy he can also help you email him at: drakhigbespellhome7@gmail.com WhatsApp +2349021374574 .
Lord Bubuza helped me got my girlfriend back after 7 years of breakup. My Ex left me and blocked me on all social media platforms, I was heart broken so I spoke to my friend about it and he told me how lord Bubuza cancelled his divorce with his spell so I contacted lord Bubuza on WhatsApp: +1 505 569 0396 and told him my problem and he promise to help me with his spell. It was a great shock to me because 16 hours after lord Bubuza finish casting his spell, my girlfriend unblock me and was begging me to forgive and accept her back. Don't give up on your partner because there is a God on Earth that solve problems with his spell and he is Lord Bubuza. Contact him via WhatsApp: +1 505 569 0396 of via e-mail: lordbubuzamiraclework@hotmail.com
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