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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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Ntosh
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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Being_Cori
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Just Husband Things

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Xandra
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is... Only my jeans would probably be right besides his on the floor. Women can be messy too...

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miten sasmita
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he'll run out of pants/socks/etc and when he asked I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry?"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a guy and also a house-husband. I wash dishes, clean the house, do the washing and then hang it up and fold it all when it's dry. My ex always used to throw her clothes around the house for me to pick up. Being a slob is not just a male thing.

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Imajean Yuss
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happens constantly...yet he alphabetized my spice drawer...go figure.

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Janine B.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And my man sorts the clothes pins by their colours. Bwahahaha.

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Elaine Dodge
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heard a true story once - a wife encountered this every day until eventually the frustrated woman tried a new strategy. Anything not in the washbasket got kicked under the bed. Pretty soon the (too lazy to do my own washing) husband ran out of clothes. "Honey, I seem to be out of clothes." "Hmm, odd," replies the wife, "Everything that goes in the washbasket gets washed." After much searching the () husband finds his dirty clothes under the bed. "Really?" he fumes. "Anything IN the washbasket gets washed. Anything else, doesn't," she says with a smile. His clothes were always IN the basket after that.

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miten sasmita
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he ran out of panties/socks/etc and I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry ?"

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Lee Maidana Kuhl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It should include tea bags, empty milk cartons, etc..plus, why can’t a man close a frickin cabinet door? I go into the kitchen, and based on which cabinets are open, I know what he has gotten. And there is nothing worse than leaving a tea bag on the island that contains the trash can. Zeezee!

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Jaguarundi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, I miss the basket too!(and I get "the look" when he picks it up for me).

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Katie Bear
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My hubby did this. I warned him if he did it, I'd throw it at him. He did it, and I threw his jeans at him . . . his belt, keys, phone and wallet were still inside. It was almost three years before he started again.

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Angela Williams
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

slob...his mother needs to be slapped bringing him up to be a slob...ffs

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Connie Bonneville
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never picked up dirty socks in my entire life... a husband & 2 kids later. They're everywhere.

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Sue Knerl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is, half the time they can't hit the laundry basket or the toilet.

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jdbogy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the powers that be complied a list of the things that infuriate me most and put those qualities into my husband and children, only with delayed activators or something. This is one of my pet peeves, and my all three of them do it. Gah!!

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if he won't do laundry, he doesn't deserve to have clean clothes.

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Rosemary Moreland
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is universal. I love the way he uses the floor as a cupboard, too.

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Janine B.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot to mention all the dirty dishes on top of the dishwasher. 😂

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Kendra Grace DeCostanza
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why, why not just put your clothes in the basket did you save the world with your free time no you sat and watched tv!

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Omnivorous
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can do a fadeaway jump shot from 30` but can't make the 3 footer for the laundry room door.

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Ivana
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This just makes me so angry. Every day!!! I even put the basket on his side of the bed!!!!!

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Hilzillah
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish we could post pictures here. I've got a washing basket like this

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Lady Perkele
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't clean it then. Make him learn. Wtf you are not her mother.

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Grace Sherry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Monica Jolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Gwen McFarlane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It stopped when the stuff that wasn't in the basket didn't get washed. Mainly socks and undies! He ran out.

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Rebecca Cote
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband does that to. I even put the laundry basket where he throws his clothes in the bedroom and he still puts them right next to it. so irritating.

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Sandra Skillen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks exactly like the bottom of the stairs in my basement!

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Tricia Flynn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes every day twice a day he stepped over his undies (same pair) for 6 weeks I ended picking them up I was also caring for a special needs child

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Bill
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is where the clothes you wear again because they passed the smell test go. When you hate doing laundry you cut back anyway possible

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Helen Moraller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite is the spoon left in the sink. Right next to the dishwasher...

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Meowton Mewsk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he’s going to wear them again. If it’s in the closet then it’s no big deal really.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it's not the toilet. No one likes pee on the floor.

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shame it doesn't show the knickers strewn about the bedroom floor

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Wife's Approval

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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Elfmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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Dolicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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