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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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See Who They Really Are

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Roles Reversed

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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Intimidation Techniques

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Fresh vs. Old Couples

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Lauren Day
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In fairness, Harry will likely never inherit the throne so will has got a lot more pressure on him, I wouldn’t say he’d ever be allowed to get over himself without some accident to set it straight 😅😅😅

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Zara Demelza Harradine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

William and Kate have been together far linger, once you take the entire relationship into account - nearly 20 years, to Harry and Meghan's 2 years.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents still looked at each other the same way Harry and Meghan do in this picture right up until dad died. They started dating in 1961 and dad died in 2007 and this is how they were all the time, all that time. My mother was crushed when he died. She still sleeps with a scarf she bought him and he always wore under her pillow and she now sleeps on his side of the bed to feel closer to him.

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Ruth Beaty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The older brother and his wife have settled into the "comfortable with each other" stage (close together, not touching but near each other), the younger brother and his wife are still in the "honeymoon phase". Both are good.

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Rhon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

William and Kate will always be more in the limelight than Harry and Maegan. Plus what I see is the look of newlyweds v a couple who are very comfortable with each other.

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Tecolote
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are different cause they are different people....shocker!!! LOL come on man. Of course for lots of reasons they are different. Let them be for goodness sake!.

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Dorothy Parker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

William and Kate are aware they are held to a different standard than, well, anyone else in the world. They've also been together for a while and have their beautiful family. That, vs THE HONEYMOON. All four seem like lovely people. Envious of the Brits.

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varwenea
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Harry and Meghan have such a way of looking at each other. Just makes you swoon and almost envious at the same time.

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way Harry and Meghan look at each other makes me swoon. Still so happy for them. They really seem in love

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Pete Moffatt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 tired parents enjoying the chance to read something from start to finish without interruption!

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porcupine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve been with my husband 13 years and still look at him that way. My in-laws have been together almost 40 and are more like Will and Kate; doesn’t mean they’re any less in love. Everyone expresses love differently. They wouldn’t be together if they didn’t want to be.

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Joan Bellovary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

7 years and 3 children later one a newborn...maybe .william is taking a quick nap!

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Margaret Castanheira
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Harry has not got the future responsibilities William has & has never bothered to respect the heritage of his family always been a spoilt upstart

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Grace Sherry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Wilma Ann
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Monica Jolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Sparta Benny Brown
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember William and Kate broke up before they got married. It’s convenient.

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Cindy Bilbrey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meghan was an actress previously. She has the the skill to pretend to be in love

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Melissa Mitchell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah. We've been married 21 years, and we still look at each other like H&M.

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Laura Perkinson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was married 55 years and my husband STILL gave me Butterflies in my stomach!

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Tucker Daugh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute. Just a comment, not an analysis or opinion or anything about me, or what I do, or my spouse, or how my spouse feels or what I think, or my life.

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Jane Nutcombe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just love them...Harry and Megan ....please review this in 7 more years....l will bet they are still talking to each other xxx

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Marika Stanway
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me and hubby, still the thing on the right after 13.5 years... Harry's a cool guy and Meghan is relaxed and not very stiff upper lip. They are lovely.

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, for one thing, Prince William did the same thing their father did. He married who he was supposed to, because he will be King. Kate was carefully chosen and had to pass a lot of "tests" to be approved. Prince Harry had more freedom in choosing his wife.

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Bill Hadley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Harry has a different dad than William. He looks just like the guy Diana had an affair with, red hair and all.

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J.D. Provence
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s the difference between a Harry, who obviously got the stick pulled outa his butt, and his brother, the future King, who never will.

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Bill Hadley
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Well the guys have two different dads according to my British friends. Harry looks just like the guy Diana had an affair with, red hair and all.

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They also could be talking through their teeth and pretending to smile at each other.

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Don't you love the British system - two junior officers sit in front of the senior officers because they are royals.

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Never Laugh At Her Choices

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Dad Cold vs. Mom Cold

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Wife's Always Right

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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Trying For A Hug

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Keeping Secrets

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Life Challenges

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This Conversation Will Be Recorded

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Sharing The Chores

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Wife's Approval

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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Married Life

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Attitude

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Kids Are Great

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Just Married

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Gary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Dating vs. Married

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Helen R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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It Went Quick

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Elizabeth Molloy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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Know What You're Yelling About

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Married Life

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Marriage Failure

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Jean van der Merwe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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