Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us has officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.
Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest, and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.
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Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist
I was so mad until I read the last paragraph. Now I'm laughing. 🤣
The Things You Find On Craigslist
There are a lot of cartoon/fictional Kevins who are jerks. Like Kevin from home alone. He's mean
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I Love the badness!! Wish i had seen this.. I wanna be Kevin and Neals Friends lol
Ahahha this is hysterical 😁. I have my own fish tales I know these types . I have a single Slayer left the rest have fallen to his will
You hang around Neal and Kevin long enough, you’re asking to become fish food.
Ahhh, when fishies swim at the bottom like that it's a sign of depression, poor little dude, no wonder he's a little c**t.
Is Neal a shark? I find it hard for a small fish to murder another small fish. The only animals capable of killing there own species are the murderous. The tyrannical. HUMAN BEINGS!
My friend got new fish that was mean to her other, larger fish. She named it 'Sushi'
That time-out tank is bigger than a lot of regular tanks we see here. Nice to see.
Fish are mean, we have a mean Jujube who likes to attack everything, including rocks.
Molly, platys and guppies shouldn't be in a home with goldfish, they have different requirements. Kevin and Neal are not the problem, the jerk that owns the tank is!!
Agreed Jaime. Do your research before you own animals!
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The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Another Craiglists Gem
Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome
I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.
Free Almonds!
One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.
Anyone Need Reminder Tags?
Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore
Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend
As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.
A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails
Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!
Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist
I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist
I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.
Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.
Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist
This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"
Amanda On Craigslist
I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!
Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.
Craigslist Gold
Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's
The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville
The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"
My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday
It Looks Cute But It Ain't
Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)
He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!
Free Bacon
It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.
Take This Baby Out For A Spin
Found On Craigslist In My City
Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!
This Is Not A Joke
Craigslist Cookie Creep
They Know Their Targer Audience
Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"
I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here
Craigslist Skilsaw
Found This Post On Craigslist The Other Day. Passive Aggressive At Its Finest
Found This Job Seeker On Craigslist
My Local Craigslist Doesn't Disappoint
Craigslist - 2000 Year Old Autographed Photo
Sounds Like A Fun Party
Cactus Car
Surfing Craigslist For Free Stuff When I Stumbled Across This
Please Be My Friend For $15
The Things You Find On Craigslist
Best Craigslist Ad I've Seen
An aggressively angry free give-away of a high-value item. What a karmic conundrum...
So I Was Browsing Craigslist, When This Picture Caught My Eye
Why Buy New?
It's So Stupid It Might Just Work
But what happens when this original person wants to find a job after graduation, while not actually knowing anything? Won't it be very obvious that they never attended uni? And the person doing this, will have a degree, but never be able to prove it/use it. That's a shame too.
Conrad Knows What He Wants
Why Is She Doing A Handstand
Nothing Illegal Here
Homemade Phone Case
Smoked By Cute Blonde Woman
Where I live Craigslist exists but isn't very popular, as most people prefer Kijiji. Kijiji is pretty normal by comparison, but there was an ad for a "male stallion" recently. Good thing they clarified that, someone looking for a female stallion might have bought him by mistake. temp1-5d7a...c-jpeg.jpg 
This is one of my favorite pass times. I spend hours looking for funny stuff on Craig's list. The free section is one of the best!
I had to stop doing that after I rescued a couple guinea pigs. I can't fit any more animals!
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These were very funny! Unfortunately, my Ex-husband used Craigslist to write to women while I was at work. I love the thought of Craigslist, but he should have been banned.
Where I live Craigslist exists but isn't very popular, as most people prefer Kijiji. Kijiji is pretty normal by comparison, but there was an ad for a "male stallion" recently. Good thing they clarified that, someone looking for a female stallion might have bought him by mistake. temp1-5d7a...c-jpeg.jpg
This is one of my favorite pass times. I spend hours looking for funny stuff on Craig's list. The free section is one of the best!
I had to stop doing that after I rescued a couple guinea pigs. I can't fit any more animals!
Load More Replies... Do you have a project for which you were looking for funding; Unfortunately, you have been refused credits from the banks for different reasons . You are particular, honest and of good morality. I would like to make available to you in the form of a loan repayable over a maximum period of 35 years at a rate of 3.9% depending on the amount requested and the repayment duration Email ( mitchellstevenfinance@gmail.com) For more information With regard, Mitchell Steven
These were very funny! Unfortunately, my Ex-husband used Craigslist to write to women while I was at work. I love the thought of Craigslist, but he should have been banned.
