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Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.

Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!

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Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

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Mannequins In Japan

Mannequins In Japan

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Miss Cris
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

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Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

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#7

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

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#8

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

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#9

Parenting Level... 2.5?

Parenting Level... 2.5?

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Chyppa Homer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

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#10

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

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#11

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

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nanashi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

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Nikki D
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Terrifying, they look like the victims from The Ring.

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David Ross
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy cats, that is scary, did they eat the middle one's arms?

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone remember those little Sea Monkeys they used to sell in the back of comic books? The illustrations looked like these faces. My God these are giant plasticized Sea Monkeys!!!

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Aunt Messy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nightmare fuel. I bet their parents were clowns. The Scary Family.

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A.R.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No...I can not look at these THINGS! Who designed these horrors?!! Does not make me want to buy these clothes!

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Destiny Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks, BoredPanda. You expect me to get some sleep after looking at this lol.

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Blue Cicada
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the boy looks normal! And props for using a doll when no infant mannequin was available.

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Amina Hays
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the Joker's been dispensing his laughing gas again. That scamp.

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't seem to find it, but I remember coming across gifs of the Full Metal Jacket "show me your war face" scene with those faces in it for years, randomly on the internet.

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RandomPkmnFan
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where exactly in Romania is this? (I am romanian and might or might not want to see this)

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Odean Lawrence
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'But you said the one who laughs the loudest can be your girlfriend! Look at me! HAHAHAHA' 'Did I? You didn't think I was serious did you!'

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Michael Michael
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Creepy enough with the mouths that the one boy in the middle smiles and missing arms.

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KaDeJa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not nice for the two girls to laugh at the armless boy....

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Missy Finley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This store would get no business from me. Dolls are creepy enough, life size ones who look maniacal is a big ol' NO THANK YOU!!!

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KismetTheFox
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My family member owns one of these, and one day he saw it eyes and mouth closed, arms at its sides, and head tilted. He kept it in a locked glass case, and he had the only key.

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Alexandra Ionescu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just remember, Romania is Dracula's country. Now, let the kids sing along... :)

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Angel
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is truly terrifying. I will have nightmares after seeing this picture....

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James Honey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they are zombies in disguise - waiting to jump on you and eat your brains.

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lindsayaotter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After the Scary Fun Park was closed by the gang of kids. Mr. Jenkins needed to make some fast cash and sold off all the remaining mannequins, the rejects.

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Juuli Seppänen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is like from some horror movie :o Where is those boy's arms?

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Malicity D'Obscura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happy little gender neutral sort, smirkin' in the middle of the bat-s**t-show of a couple of WTFs, dressed in girl clothes, long wigs, and gobs wider than anyone with a filthy mind should ever see, apparently ready to catch flies and so much more.

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Magpie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interviewing to be those weird clowns at the fair, the ones where you pay to try to throw a ball in their mouths ?

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Rebekah
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hard choice... No Arms Arnold, Baby Head Barney, or Screaming and Satanic Sarah's.

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These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

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Lizard Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

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#13

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

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But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

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#16

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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stellermatt
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

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#17

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

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#21

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

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#25

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

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I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

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#32

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

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#33

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

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I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

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Efia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

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#35

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

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I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

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Lizard Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

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#38

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

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This Hyped Up Mannequin

This Hyped Up Mannequin

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Dawn Baik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he's celebrating the fact he didn't have to wear the red plaid pants behind him!

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#41

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

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Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

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Kati Laus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

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#44

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

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#45

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

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#46

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

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#48

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

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The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

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Janet Allison
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for promoting positive body image and more realistic proportions but I'm not for promoting bad posture.

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#51

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

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#53

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

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Body Standard For Women

Body Standard For Women

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