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Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.

Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!

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Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

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Mannequins In Japan

Mannequins In Japan

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Miss Cris
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

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Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

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#7

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

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#8

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

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#9

Parenting Level... 2.5?

Parenting Level... 2.5?

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Chyppa Homer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

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#10

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

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#11

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

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nanashi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

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#12

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

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Lizard Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

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#13

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

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#15

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

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#16

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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stellermatt
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

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#17

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

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#21

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

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#25

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

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I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

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#32

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

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#33

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

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I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

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Efia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

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#35

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

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I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

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Lizard Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

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#38

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

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This Hyped Up Mannequin

This Hyped Up Mannequin

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Dawn Baik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he's celebrating the fact he didn't have to wear the red plaid pants behind him!

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#41

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

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Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

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Kati Laus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

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#44

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

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#45

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

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#46

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

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#48

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

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#49

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

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Janet Allison
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for promoting positive body image and more realistic proportions but I'm not for promoting bad posture.

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Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

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Melissa D
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isn't a problem or horrifying. Except that the head is smaller than the body and feet look weird

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not particularly, but I AM horrified by their concept of proportion.

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Max L.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I kindly ask where's this shop at ? Maybe I fit :-D

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MoodyBlue
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not, taking into account how many real people are obese.

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Wiz Allred
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

-this needs an orange toupee, and VOILA! Bad Leader in Undies and tiny hands to match the basket!

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Patricia Ross
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm horrified he's hanging around in underwear and a wife beater.

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Peggy Penguin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First off...what the Hell is up with the head?? Secondly...I'm offended by the title of this one.

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Andie Pearce
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. How dare they make mannequins that obese people can ACTUALLY get an idea of how the clothes would look on their body, rather than making bizarre guesses from plus-size clothes awkwardly pinned to skinny bodies. Consciousness of their customers is absolutely despicable. Almost as despicable as your heading, you fat-shaming twat. All that said, the proportions are terrifying.

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Jamie Foster
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well not horrifying that they exist I mean sadly this is the world today more horrified that this one isn't in proportion

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A.R.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it's def. more realistic than the hyper skinny ones they use to show off clothing, but the hands...I mean, wth?!

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KaDeJa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His weight has already become an issue for his ankle....

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Christopher Oetker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they're going to make them obese at least make the head match the scale

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Lori Lark
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why aren’t the hands and the head to scale? That’s creepy

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Kikka io
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

since there are obese people why not make dummies obese? It is useful to see the clothes as they are. rather than doing them well, those hands seem to be transplanted badly.

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Lira Mai
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like one of our frequent flyer-patient and look he have an ulcer on his right foot.

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Caroline Driver
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, can you imagine how silly 8XL clothes would look on an 'average ' size mannequin?

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Tamara Keegan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh My Dear Lord in Heaven, it's a Donald Trump mannequin, complete wiht tiny hands...we cannot escape him. HELP US.... The USA.

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jevais
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will this be the future of how humans will look like?

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Chris Pitch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Superman could not find Lex Luthor, even when he was using his x-ray vision. Lex, you sneaky cad.

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Peta Hurley-Hill
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you stack a bad orange toupee on it,it would look like Trump...Tiny hands and all...

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Lomion
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it already has problem with the foot. Too realistic...

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jevais
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's worrying that so many are overweight. Eat more veggies and drink water. Give fries, McDo, KFC, beer, sugar, and run around the block every morning before work.

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Miss Cris
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of mannequins don't look realistic AT ALL. Why do you search for it when it's not skinny?

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6 years ago

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this vest is sized mark-f, which is one size above a marquee...

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I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

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Body Standard For Women

Body Standard For Women

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