Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.
Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!
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When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size
Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There
Mannequins In Japan
Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin
Kid Got Hungry
At least he knows what they're for. Breasts are for feeding babies, not for grown men to stare at.
Aww, c'mon. Can't they do both? I mean, I think a bit of ogling between consenting adults can be a good thing.
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"Uh mom? What're you doing here? And where are your head hands and legs? And I am hungry can I start eating now?"
It would be good to see a : next photo : the possible expression on his face when he was unable to have a drink !!!
he like them titties suck suck im suprised he is not sucking on his d**k
The mannequin maker should have been a great sculptor. he's brought life to a doll. if anyone wants a proof. here it is for everyone to see. Thumbs up!!!
Would be funny without the experience I had at the mall, when a kid a somewhat bigger than this one came out of nowhere and decided to bite my breast while I was sitting in a bench having a break from shopping. His/her (I'm sorry, I never got to know the gender) mom did not wear clothes anywhere like mine nor did she look nothing close to me - for example, I do not wear a scarf covering my hair. Never got any apology from the parents, but instead had the joy of spending quite a lot of my own money to treat the bite wounds (took quite a lot of time to heal). And no, I was NOT nude, instead I wore a black turtleneck shirt.
That's hardly fair. If I did that I'd probably be dragged off to jail.
If you did that to a mannequin, I hardly think that would be reason for you to be dragged off to jail...
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I'm a guy who isn't a typical guy's guy (not the kind you're making fun of) and i still find your comment to be hilarious and up-vote-worthy, not down-vote-worthy! :-D :-D What insecure MRA goofballs downvoted your hilarious comment??
Load More Replies... If I were the parent of this child I would have DIED right then and there, on the spot. I would have wished the floor would open up and just swallow me right then and there. Of ALL the things for a child to do and yet its so young you can't really discipline the child for doing it. Of ALL the embarrassments in this world, this is one of the worst.
Wow. You have some issues with breasts and breast-feeding. And children. And probably other things. Consult a counselor about these feelings. Preferably not someone who is one of those anti-breast or anti-breast-feeding people.
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Finally Some Realistic Expectations
My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins
I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French
People in France all have baguettes on their heads....totally authentic!
Parenting Level... 2.5?
That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)
When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...
Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares
These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims
I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....
Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women
This Dress Blew Her Mind
But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!
Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life
"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...
This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin
I Don't Trust This Mannequin
This Clothing Display
Not Your Average Mannequin
Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache
Thomas Magnum couldn't quite fully commit tot his latest disguise ;)
Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations
Holland's Sauciest Mannequin
This Mannequin
Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts
Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men
I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat
Overly Sad Mannequin
Found On A Mannequin At Zara
This Ridiculous Mannequin
Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!
I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!
Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down
I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins
Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women
This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly
I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day
Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.
This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions
This Mannequin Has Tattoos
This Hyped Up Mannequin
I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's
When The Lingerie Is Just Right
Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins
Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused
Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?
I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat
This Mannequin Scares Me
Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?
The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did
I'm all for promoting positive body image and more realistic proportions but I'm not for promoting bad posture.
Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men
Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?
This Child Mannequin
I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines
Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women
Body Standard For Women
This Mannequin Scares Me
Back in the late 70s, I used to do visual merchandising at a department store in Cambridge, MA. I shared my cluttered shop space with a couple of nude mannequins stored in the corner. I was a bit uncomfortable with them staring at me while I worked, and thought I would solve the problem with a couple of opaque plastic bags over the heads. Now, I could not see the faces, but two human figures looking like they were suffocating themselves just creeped me out so much more!
The first time I saw a pregnant mannequin, I became curious this was just as strange.
That bride mannequin is takin life decisions even in the honeymoon😂😂😂
http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/10/dentist-training-mannequins-are-the-most-horrifying-things-that-ever-existed-fyi-5335328/ dental-man...equins.png 
I would totally keep the ones on the right as decorations and photography subjects. They're so Hellraiser.
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OH MY GOD!!!!! My favorite is the one pulling its string out of its a**e! Happens a lot to females in public!!! Hahahaha so funny!!!
Back in the late 70s, I used to do visual merchandising at a department store in Cambridge, MA. I shared my cluttered shop space with a couple of nude mannequins stored in the corner. I was a bit uncomfortable with them staring at me while I worked, and thought I would solve the problem with a couple of opaque plastic bags over the heads. Now, I could not see the faces, but two human figures looking like they were suffocating themselves just creeped me out so much more!
The first time I saw a pregnant mannequin, I became curious this was just as strange.
That bride mannequin is takin life decisions even in the honeymoon😂😂😂
http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/10/dentist-training-mannequins-are-the-most-horrifying-things-that-ever-existed-fyi-5335328/ dental-man...equins.png
I would totally keep the ones on the right as decorations and photography subjects. They're so Hellraiser.
Load More Replies... OH MY GOD!!!!! My favorite is the one pulling its string out of its a**e! Happens a lot to females in public!!! Hahahaha so funny!!!
