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In a world where we're constantly being told what to do, it's often tempting to rebel against the system and stop doing as we're instructed. But as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, there's another, more subtle way to fight back against the establishment. How? By following the rules as literally as possible! Don't know how? Then scroll on for some covert anti-establishment inspiration. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!
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#4
My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result
#6
My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"
#8
Arriva Has Banned Shorts As A Part Of Their Uniform, Offering Only Pants Or Skirts Regardless Of Weather
#10
My Wife Asked Me To Take Some Pictures With My New Selfie Stick When Doing Stuff Throughout The Day
#22
My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check" I Think That She Out-Dadjoked Him In Response
#27
My Wife Asked Me To Put The Cake In The Oven At 120 Degrees. Took Some Doing, But I Managed It
#35
When You're Told To Change Ur Shirt Before Thanksgiving Dinner So You Happily Oblige
#36
My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed
#37
I Noticed This Bottle At A Local Coffee Shop, And Asked The Owner About It. He Said "Health Inspector Asked 'What's This Jar?' And I Said Nothing, It's Empty, And She Said 'Everything Has To Be Labeled' So I Labeled It."
#40
Bus Driver Near Busy Stop Ticketed For Letting Passengers Get Off Early Due To Congestion. Reaction: Today Bus Drivers Coordinated To Do Things By The Book And Only Stop Exactly At Bus Stops; Huge Line-Up Ensues
#43
My Brother Had To Work, So He Asked Me To Save Him A Little Bit Of Everything
#46
My Parents Are On A Short Vacation And Asked Me To Stop By And "Secure The Dog". Mission Accomplished
#48
My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today
#57
Malaysian Prince Dons Hulk Hands After Being Told He Must Wear Gloves For Handshakes With Women
#62
Happened To Notice My Neighbor's Car Door Open During A Massive Sleet Storm. She Told Me To Mind My Own Business Last Time We Talked
#63
My Grandmother Has Insisted For Years That "A Good Scottish Country House Just Isn't Complete Without A Wall Mounted Stag Head." My Mum Finally Caved
#66
My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled
#72
I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This
#87
Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home
#88
I Told My Brother To Print Out A Dot-To-Dot For Our Sister. He Came Back With This
#98
When You Go To McDonald's And Ask For An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only
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