In a world where we're constantly being told what to do, it's often tempting to rebel against the system and stop doing as we're instructed. But as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, there's another, more subtle way to fight back against the establishment. How? By following the rules as literally as possible! Don't know how? Then scroll on for some covert anti-establishment inspiration. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!
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You Are To Assume The Role Of A Chinese Immigrant In 1870
Translation: My life here isn't quite good... the working environment is bad, and there's no such thing as sufficient welfare. But don't worry, only about a dozen people are severely injured everyday. I try my best to be careful. We opened a small bodega and the business is great. Even though I don't know much English, it isn't hard to understand these white people. Hopefully I'll achieve something! I'd work really hard and take care of myself... are you guys doing well? I miss you a lot, wish we can see each other again...
This Peanut Sale
Mortality Is Real
My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result
This is awesome! Look how much work he put into a creative "uncreative" generic birthday. I'd appreciate a guy like this!
By Customer Request
My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"
Breastfeeding Request
Arriva Has Banned Shorts As A Part Of Their Uniform, Offering Only Pants Or Skirts Regardless Of Weather
You're Welcome, Mum
My Wife Asked Me To Take Some Pictures With My New Selfie Stick When Doing Stuff Throughout The Day
Denise Ain't Fucking Around
Insert Card As Shown
How To Draw A Sheep
Saw This On My Facebook Feed Today
I'm On It
Found Some Amazing Indian Writing
This is exactly how we got to this place in time. No one is being racist, sorry. The Indian (whether he's native or not) clearly took this picture and endorsed it, else he wouldn't be standing there writing. Now, he thought this was clever enough so maybe you all should too. If everyone wasn't so busy policing each other and looking so nasty things to say to each other then this country wouldn't be as screwed up as it is now. You don't need to be butthurt over this photo...laugh.
He Chose... Wisely
Can't Argue With That
School District Doesn't Allow Halloween Costumes
Marc With A C
Question Everything
My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check" I Think That She Out-Dadjoked Him In Response
How To Cook Pork & Caramelised Chestnut Stuffing
Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight
Well what's wrong? Should it have been a biplane instead of a jet plane...?
Future Lawyer? Was Told He Couldn't Go Outside
Because, Screw You And Your "End User License Agreement"
My Wife Asked Me To Put The Cake In The Oven At 120 Degrees. Took Some Doing, But I Managed It
Hug Left Curb When Leaving
I Never Imagined The Golden Gate Bridge Was As Bike Friendly As It Is
The Poor Girl Actually Stopped Walking
My Dad Asked Me To Hand Him His Ginger Ale. I Don't Know What To Do
Complying With The Rules
I Have No Words For This One
When You're Told To Change Ur Shirt Before Thanksgiving Dinner So You Happily Oblige
My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed
I Noticed This Bottle At A Local Coffee Shop, And Asked The Owner About It. He Said "Health Inspector Asked 'What's This Jar?' And I Said Nothing, It's Empty, And She Said 'Everything Has To Be Labeled' So I Labeled It."
bureaucrats... In the province of Québec here where everything must be... and i say MUST be in french we have inspector who goes everywhere and give penalty if it's in English. people has to put sticker in french over microwave or coffemaker where it was written in English... like people doesn't know what POWER or START mean...
My Brother Got Bored Waiting At The Pharmacy
Why People Don't Obey Signs
Bus Driver Near Busy Stop Ticketed For Letting Passengers Get Off Early Due To Congestion. Reaction: Today Bus Drivers Coordinated To Do Things By The Book And Only Stop Exactly At Bus Stops; Huge Line-Up Ensues
I'm Screwed
Draw Bridge
My Brother Had To Work, So He Asked Me To Save Him A Little Bit Of Everything
Mom Asked Me To Put The Toilet Paper On The Shelf
I hate it when people make you use up the cheap toilet paper before you get to the soft stuff.
My Parents Are On A Short Vacation And Asked Me To Stop By And "Secure The Dog". Mission Accomplished
My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today
He Was Just Following Orders
It's Not Working
Following The Rules
Touch Only With Your Eyes
Roommate Asked Me To Talk To Her Plants While She Was Away
When You Pause And Say "Uh" When They Ask Your Name At Starbucks
Siri Conforms
What A Smart Ass
Malaysian Prince Dons Hulk Hands After Being Told He Must Wear Gloves For Handshakes With Women
It's Not Working
Parking: Nailed It
Valuables Under Watch
Is This How I'm Supposed To Do It?
Happened To Notice My Neighbor's Car Door Open During A Massive Sleet Storm. She Told Me To Mind My Own Business Last Time We Talked
My Grandmother Has Insisted For Years That "A Good Scottish Country House Just Isn't Complete Without A Wall Mounted Stag Head." My Mum Finally Caved
At least she knows that killing defenceless animals for human selfishness is wrong. Your mum is cool.
The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage
Well Okay, If You Think It'll Help
My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled
It Seems That Malicious Compliance Begins Young
technically it's right half of 4 sweets is 2 sweets well 4 halves add up to 2!!
Please Fall In Line
This Is My Spot
I Asked For The Restaurant To Go Easy On The Mustard And This Came Out
Well If You Say So
I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This
So I Asked For Extra Pickles Today At Subway
Ok, But I Don't Think It'll Work
If You Insist
Whoever Runs The Overwatch Twitter Account Knows How It's Done
Take It They Said. So I Did
Okay, Heads Up!
Just Following Directions
The Importance Of Following Instructions
The Instructions Were To Bring Two Photos On A CD
Eat Me
Inaccurate Instructions Are Inaccurate
Roommate Needed A Blank Trophy As A Prop
When You Ask For Sour Cream On The Side
When you walk through a drive through you can expect some kind of retaliation
