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We all fail to communicate things to each other on a daily basis. And you may think it comes down to cultural or personality differences, but it doesn't. Family members, couples, school friends, and colleagues fail to communicate their intentions as if they met yesterday.

So when you tell your sibling it’s OK to eat half of your grapes, don’t be surprised to find their other halves chilling in the fridge. Sometimes it’s intentional and results in "malicious compliance," other times it’s purely accidental.

Bored Panda has put up a compilation of the most absurd and hilarious incidents of people taking stuff too literally⁠. Maybe those who gave these instructions will watch their words next time—better clear than sorry!

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Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

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It’s no secret that some people communicate their thoughts and motives way better than others. But much of the miscommunication happens due to inability to express what we really want to say. So how do we make others understand us better? Well, there are some things we could work on.

First of all, think first and only then speak. According to Psych Central, before starting a conversation, you should ask yourself what its purpose is and make it clear to yourself. Only when you know what you want to say will the other person be able to get you.

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I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

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A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

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Well, I Tried
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was she asked to cover up? Stupid people. If you can't handle breast feeding, than just don't look

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Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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Another practical tip is to say less and mean more. Too many phrases, descriptive words, jargon, and clichés tend to take you further away from the point you’re communicating. Psych Central suggests that you “use active verbs and keep sentences short” to get “others to listen to you and actually absorb what you’re saying.”

No good communication has ever happened without listening. If you want to develop better understanding of others, you must be an active listener who focuses on the information you’re being told. Empathetic listening is also key in building closer relationships, making friends, and forming long-lasting connections.

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Oh Susan

Oh Susan

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Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

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My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

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Heather W
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know what the professor thought of this and the grade received. It’s creative!

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Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

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After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

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Dee Hunter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was one of our go-to pranks whenever the customer behaved like a jerk. Hope this one was just the waiter having a laugh.

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#13

This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

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I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

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#16

Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

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My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

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#18

Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

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Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

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My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

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Heaven Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who cares? I think most people including English speakers would understand that jajaja is the same as hahaha.

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Not What I Meant, But Ok

Not What I Meant, But Ok

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#22

Probably

Probably

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Evelína Zlá
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one excited that her name is actually Sand(i)man(n)? Big Neil Gaiman fan here :)

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Picture On The Credit Card

Picture On The Credit Card

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#24

I'm Done

I'm Done

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Rose the Cook
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when a teacher told a migrant child who spoke little English to, "do a hundred lines", as punishment for some petty offence. The girl delivered a sheet of art paper with 100 straight lines ruled on it.

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Spoons

Spoons

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen a few products where the designer/agency etc has written the description. Do they not have common sense?

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When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

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Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should put out a sign to warn people not to trip over the signs. Safety first ^-^

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My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

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I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

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Craig Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you have to say "With a Y"? You're waiting for them to call your name, if it's a common name, just use a random weird name or your full name.

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And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

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#33

My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

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#34

I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

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Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The time honoured classic "I'll screw this up so bad she'll get annoyed and just do it herself next time".

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Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

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Coffee Shop Compliance

Coffee Shop Compliance

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you did it all wrong you drew ON a sign you didn't make one yourself SMH edit: this is a joke, don't take this seriously lmao

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Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

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Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

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My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

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So I Asked My 3-Year-Old Daughter To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll. Job Well Done

So I Asked My 3-Year-Old Daughter To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll. Job Well Done

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This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot

This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot

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My Cousin Was Asked To Bring A Potato Dish To The Family Party

My Cousin Was Asked To Bring A Potato Dish To The Family Party

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While Teaching Her To Bake, I Asked My Daughter To Weigh The Ingredients

While Teaching Her To Bake, I Asked My Daughter To Weigh The Ingredients

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My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

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#47

I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean

I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean

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I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of like this....I can share with friends and they can get some paper to keep it clean.

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Asked My Insurance To Send Me A List Of Approved Psychologists, Ones Primarily Within A 20 Mile Radius Of My Location. This Is What I Got In The Mail Today

Asked My Insurance To Send Me A List Of Approved Psychologists, Ones Primarily Within A 20 Mile Radius Of My Location. This Is What I Got In The Mail Today

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We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

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Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

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I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got

I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got

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Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

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Told The Cake Guy To Put “A Big 50” On The Cake For My Co-Worker's Birthday

Told The Cake Guy To Put “A Big 50” On The Cake For My Co-Worker's Birthday

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Vanessa
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who the hell was in charge of cutting the cake?? what is this madness????

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Friend Of Mine Had A Kidney Transplant 5 Years Ago And Asked For The Bakery To Write "5 Years" Anywhere On The Cake

Friend Of Mine Had A Kidney Transplant 5 Years Ago And Asked For The Bakery To Write "5 Years" Anywhere On The Cake

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Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

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When They Said "Chocolate Chip Muffin", I Didn't Take Them Literally... But Should Have

When They Said "Chocolate Chip Muffin", I Didn't Take Them Literally... But Should Have

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Ordered The Side Salad And Requested Egg And Cheese Only. They Took It Literally

Ordered The Side Salad And Requested Egg And Cheese Only. They Took It Literally

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Friend Gets Migraines. Her Meds Come In Blister Packs, And Are Very Hard To Open In Midst Of Migraine. She Asked Pharmacist To Put Pills In Bottle

Friend Gets Migraines. Her Meds Come In Blister Packs, And Are Very Hard To Open In Midst Of Migraine. She Asked Pharmacist To Put Pills In Bottle

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least she can unpack them all and put them in the jar when she doesn't have a migraine. Then she's all set.

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The Truest Eggroll

The Truest Eggroll

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#64

Someone Put Expiration Date On The Dessert

Someone Put Expiration Date On The Dessert

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I Asked For Peppers On The Side. Literally, I Guess

I Asked For Peppers On The Side. Literally, I Guess

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I Went To McDonald's And Asked For "An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only"

I Went To McDonald's And Asked For "An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The opposite happened to me at McDonald's. I ordered a quarter pounder without ketchup. All I got in the burger was ketchup. There was no cheese, no mustard, no anything. I guess the person in the kitchen did not know the difference between 'without' and 'only'.

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I'm Currently A Culinary Student And Last Night I Asked A Lady Friend To Help Me With Dinner. All I Asked Her To Do Was Peel Half The Potatoes In The Bag

I'm Currently A Culinary Student And Last Night I Asked A Lady Friend To Help Me With Dinner. All I Asked Her To Do Was Peel Half The Potatoes In The Bag

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know what to believe on this one coz I have seen this picture on facebook claiming it was someones husband who did it.

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