We all fail to communicate things to each other on a daily basis. And you may think it comes down to cultural or personality differences, but it doesn't. Family members, couples, school friends, and colleagues fail to communicate their intentions as if they met yesterday.

So when you tell your sibling it’s OK to eat half of your grapes, don’t be surprised to find their other halves chilling in the fridge. Sometimes it’s intentional and results in "malicious compliance," other times it’s purely accidental.

Bored Panda has put up a compilation of the most absurd and hilarious incidents of people taking stuff too literally⁠. Maybe those who gave these instructions will watch their words next time—better clear than sorry!

#1

This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 months ago

Hahaha love it.

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#2

Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

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Dianna Siever
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4 months ago

I like her already

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#3

Best One Today

Best One Today

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Lauren Caswell
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4 months ago

How else would one 'motivate' an answer?

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It’s no secret that some people communicate their thoughts and motives way better than others. But much of the miscommunication happens due to inability to express what we really want to say. So how do we make others understand us better? Well, there are some things we could work on.

First of all, think first and only then speak. According to Psych Central, before starting a conversation, you should ask yourself what its purpose is and make it clear to yourself. Only when you know what you want to say will the other person be able to get you.

#4

I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

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chi-wei shen
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4 months ago

You should be proud to have such a witty wife.

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#5

A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

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Well, I Tried
Community Member
4 months ago

Why was she asked to cover up? Stupid people. If you can't handle breast feeding, than just don't look

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#6

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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Hans
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4 months ago

Save those birds!

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Another practical tip is to say less and mean more. Too many phrases, descriptive words, jargon, and clichés tend to take you further away from the point you’re communicating. Psych Central suggests that you “use active verbs and keep sentences short” to get “others to listen to you and actually absorb what you’re saying.”

No good communication has ever happened without listening. If you want to develop better understanding of others, you must be an active listener who focuses on the information you’re being told. Empathetic listening is also key in building closer relationships, making friends, and forming long-lasting connections.

#7

Name This Plant

Name This Plant

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 months ago

George is so generic, how about Tellulah.

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#8

Oh Susan

Oh Susan

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Nea
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4 months ago

The car insurance lady is still so polite, i would laugh

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#9

Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

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Jody Brown
Community Member
4 months ago

Nice stash! Don't reveal your location.

Vanta Black
Community Member
4 months ago

3671 Wispymound Drive, Los Santos, San Andreas. Whoops!

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Raine Soo
Community Member
4 months ago

Well, they did as they were told.

Beverly
Community Member
4 months ago

That's cute.

P.A.B.
Community Member
4 months ago

How sweet...look how neatly they did it. Good job you’re doing!

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
4 months ago

Hey, they did what you asked.

Josie
Community Member
4 months ago

True tho

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Elizabeth Tayler
Community Member
4 months ago

So adorable.

Don Bray
Community Member
4 months ago

They are literal at young age! Told my daughter to throw her toys in her room stood at doorway actually throwing them in her room, my bad!

Dutch VanZandt
Community Member
4 months ago

All you need now is a kick board/toe plate to conceal your 'stash'... until the next shortage.

Belinda Crum
Community Member
4 months ago

Well they did put the toilet paper under the sink. Lol

Paul Chang
Community Member
4 months ago

Literally

Teresa Groth
Community Member
4 months ago

Well I see they have a good sense of humor!

Barn Owl Hedwig
Community Member
4 months ago

They might of been confused. They are 3 and 4.

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Jayne Sargent
Community Member
4 months ago

Hey, good kids! :)

Vicki Perizzolo
Community Member
4 months ago

right level for them tho!

JJM
Community Member
4 months ago

Bless them!

Jo Choto
Community Member
4 months ago

I hope they were rewarded for doing such a lovely job.

Bec Gesler
Community Member
4 months ago

hey, at least they did it!! lil kids are so literal, love it!

Amy Mettlen
Community Member
4 months ago

My teenagers would do that!

William McGivney
Community Member
4 months ago

What! That's where I keep mine. 🤗

Sakeena
Community Member
3 months ago

Those bebes did a gud job <3

Naomi Cline
Community Member
3 months ago

Saves precious cupboard space!

SF Angel
Community Member
3 months ago

Like the Amelia Bedilia books I used to read to my children.

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
3 months ago

done

May Day
Community Member
4 months ago

Well, it IS under the sink... :D

Helen Johnston
Community Member
4 months ago

not a good idea if the sink overflows

Laura Williams
Community Member
4 months ago

At least it was not used

Pamela E Brueckner
Community Member
4 months ago

Ash the simplicity of small ones...precious

Caroline Driver
Community Member
4 months ago

Absolutely correct

S. Birol Akmeric
Community Member
4 months ago

Yes, yes, yes. More specific!

Annie
Community Member
4 months ago

Creative thinking!

Anna D
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

They did exactly has you ask.

Silvia Riemenschneider
Community Member
4 months ago

Cute!

Bored Silly
Community Member
4 months ago

Adorable

TahNisha Hutcherson
Community Member
4 months ago

They were probably so proud of themselves.

Katie and Jared Coates
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh my gosh so precious. I bet they tried so hard

jo Philbin
Community Member
4 months ago

Yeah my husband is 36 and he would have done this, at least they'll grow out of it hahah

Mehraj Sodha
Community Member
4 months ago

I wish i had 3 and 4 year olds

Dee Curry
Community Member
4 months ago

And they actually did what you said.

Carol Emory
Community Member
4 months ago

Well if the sink ever overflows, you're covered....

CincyReds
Community Member
4 months ago

I would not expect anything less from a 3 and 4 year old

James
Community Member
4 months ago

Always feel bad when I’m demanding “why did you ridiculous thing X?” And come to find out X is exactly what I told them to do.🤦‍♂️

Elsie Collins
Community Member
4 months ago

LLOLOLOLOOL!! Careful What y you ask for!!

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#10

My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

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Heather W
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4 months ago

I want to know what the professor thought of this and the grade received. It’s creative!

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#11

Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

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Tabitha L
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4 months ago

That nothing is something.

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#12

After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

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Dee Hunter
Community Member
4 months ago

That was one of our go-to pranks whenever the customer behaved like a jerk. Hope this one was just the waiter having a laugh.

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#13

This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

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KittyComics
Community Member
4 months ago

daaaaaamn.

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#14

I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

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Aidan Schirra
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4 months ago

Oh no! These are frozen 2!

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#15

This Girl Waiting Here

This Girl Waiting Here

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 months ago

Aw that's adorably compliant!

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#16

Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

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Lauren Caswell
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4 months ago

I love it!

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#17

My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

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Caged Beer
Community Member
4 months ago

Loving this Grandma!

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#18

Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

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Raine Soo
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4 months ago

I really laughed at this one - for some reason.

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#19

Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

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Heaven Lee
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4 months ago

That is like a years worth of sauce sachets.

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#20

My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

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Heaven Lee
Community Member
4 months ago

Who cares? I think most people including English speakers would understand that jajaja is the same as hahaha.

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#21

Not What I Meant, But Ok

Not What I Meant, But Ok

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Nea
Community Member
4 months ago

Cute conversation

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#22

Probably

Probably

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
4 months ago

Am I the only one excited that her name is actually Sand(i)man(n)? Big Neil Gaiman fan here :)

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#23

Picture On The Credit Card

Picture On The Credit Card

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

This is excellent. Theft protection!

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#24

I'm Done

I'm Done

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
4 months ago

This reminds me of when a teacher told a migrant child who spoke little English to, "do a hundred lines", as punishment for some petty offence. The girl delivered a sheet of art paper with 100 straight lines ruled on it.

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#25

Spoons

Spoons

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

I have seen a few products where the designer/agency etc has written the description. Do they not have common sense?

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#26

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 months ago

A giant eyelash curler?

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#27

I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

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Jenna Lanham
Community Member
4 months ago

the man kind of looks like Anthony Hopkins "Hello, Clarice"

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#28

These Guys Always Have The Best Signs

These Guys Always Have The Best Signs

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Mollie Sue Coons
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4 months ago

Good job! Here's a raise!

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#29

Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

You should put out a sign to warn people not to trip over the signs. Safety first ^-^

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#30

My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

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M Adams
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4 months ago

Oh, this is a win!

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#31

I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

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Craig Lee
Community Member
4 months ago

Why would you have to say "With a Y"? You're waiting for them to call your name, if it's a common name, just use a random weird name or your full name.

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#32

And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

This is definitely something my brother would do, simply just to annoy me.

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#33

My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

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Tabitha L
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4 months ago

I hope the kid got a real gift too.

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#34

I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 months ago

I would hate to be the teacher reading this, would do my head in.

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#35

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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Full Name
Community Member
4 months ago

The time honoured classic "I'll screw this up so bad she'll get annoyed and just do it herself next time".

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#36

Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

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Amanda Sherland
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4 months ago

Whoever numbered those lockers in the back like that.... sociopath.

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#37

Coffee Shop Compliance

Coffee Shop Compliance

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Camilla Gonzales
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

you did it all wrong you drew ON a sign you didn't make one yourself SMH edit: this is a joke, don't take this seriously lmao

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#38

Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 months ago

Why get a frosty in a medium cup if your ordering a small in the first place?

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#39

Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

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Dee Hunter
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4 months ago

Though some call him the "inventor of jazz"

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#40

My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Surely this was done out of spite.

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