We all fail to communicate things to each other on a daily basis. And you may think it comes down to cultural or personality differences, but it doesn't. Family members, couples, school friends, and colleagues fail to communicate their intentions as if they met yesterday.
So when you tell your sibling it’s OK to eat half of your grapes, don’t be surprised to find their other halves chilling in the fridge. Sometimes it’s intentional and results in "malicious compliance," other times it’s purely accidental.
Bored Panda has put up a compilation of the most absurd and hilarious incidents of people taking stuff too literally. Maybe those who gave these instructions will watch their words next time—better clear than sorry!
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This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places
Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture
Best One Today
It’s no secret that some people communicate their thoughts and motives way better than others. But much of the miscommunication happens due to inability to express what we really want to say. So how do we make others understand us better? Well, there are some things we could work on.
First of all, think first and only then speak. According to Psych Central, before starting a conversation, you should ask yourself what its purpose is and make it clear to yourself. Only when you know what you want to say will the other person be able to get you.
I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return
A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did
Why was she asked to cover up? Stupid people. If you can't handle breast feeding, than just don't look
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
Another practical tip is to say less and mean more. Too many phrases, descriptive words, jargon, and clichés tend to take you further away from the point you’re communicating. Psych Central suggests that you “use active verbs and keep sentences short” to get “others to listen to you and actually absorb what you’re saying.”
No good communication has ever happened without listening. If you want to develop better understanding of others, you must be an active listener who focuses on the information you’re being told. Empathetic listening is also key in building closer relationships, making friends, and forming long-lasting connections.
Name This Plant
Oh Susan
Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time
My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”
Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece
After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me
That was one of our go-to pranks whenever the customer behaved like a jerk. Hope this one was just the waiter having a laugh.
It's actually my original Reddit post! Haha, I was for the record not being a jerk, the waiter was simply hilarious :D
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I like the fact that they already had the small beer mug—-talk about being prepared!
We went to a beerhouse in Poland with their own brewery and they had these tiny beer mugs almost the size of shot glasses so you could taste their beers before ordering a large one. IMG_1166-5...8787bf.jpg 
For the record he brought out a normal sized beer after making a fool of me :)
It looks like a beer glass. What normally goes into that, coffee?
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Well, last time i was in Berlin and asked waitress for a "small schnitzel", she looked at me for a while, holding her laugh, then said "they don't exist".
never seen such answer before ... hahaha ... where i live, we say for small beer "Seidla", means a good meant half glass of beer from the barrel ... because there ain´t no such thing like a half bottle of beer ;-) that´s the reason why ... wouldbe interesting, where he got the beer from, if there wasn´t a barrel XD greets from Franconia, the landscape with the most breweries in germany :-)
I'm just wanting the Schweinshaxe. I ordered it for the first time in Mainz, and didn't know it was that huge. It was delicious, but...I of course couldn't finish it.
I'm literally in tears... For the last 6 weeks in Germany all the restaurants have been closed, I wish I could eat a Haxe along with any size of beer..... :'(
A small beer in Germany could literally be a small one, stop expecting everyone to understand American fake English
I have this shot glass! It has a tiny roll of mints in a Budweiser wrapper in it.
What my Australian stepfather called 'a ladies' beer'...could've Crieff the gusty time he bought me one. ..deoressiing on a hot Queensland day!😢
I'm Swedish and I posted that on Reddit because it was hilarious.
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Schweinshaxe is also not a Berlin meal at all. It's more likely to be eaten in Munich or somewhere down there with the cave dwellers in the south. Between north and south there is a slight disagreement by the way. That could be the reason for the Mickey Mouse beer.
The tourists can't tell though. They think we all dress in dirndl and lederhosen and yodel in our free time. Weird, fake Bavarian beer tents with oak tables are all over the country in tourist spots.
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You're welcome. ;) But this doesn't count as being rude in germany. Being rude would have been to take a Maß( one liter of beer) and giving you a little tough love with it or something. Small beer. You have to go to colonia for that, those nitwits.
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But a Mini Beer shot has heavy cream to mimic beer foam. If you zoom in, you'll see this has actual foam/head.
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I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store
This Girl Waiting Here
Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth
My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With
Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name
Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake
My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth
Who cares? I think most people including English speakers would understand that jajaja is the same as hahaha.
Not What I Meant, But Ok
Probably
Am I the only one excited that her name is actually Sand(i)man(n)? Big Neil Gaiman fan here :)
Picture On The Credit Card
I'm Done
This reminds me of when a teacher told a migrant child who spoke little English to, "do a hundred lines", as punishment for some petty offence. The girl delivered a sheet of art paper with 100 straight lines ruled on it.
Spoons
I have seen a few products where the designer/agency etc has written the description. Do they not have common sense?
When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This
I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)
These Guys Always Have The Best Signs
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
You should put out a sign to warn people not to trip over the signs. Safety first ^-^
My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit
I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me
And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him
This is definitely something my brother would do, simply just to annoy me.
My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday
I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"
I would hate to be the teacher reading this, would do my head in.
Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows
Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved
Whoever numbered those lockers in the back like that.... sociopath.
Coffee Shop Compliance
you did it all wrong you drew ON a sign you didn't make one yourself SMH edit: this is a joke, don't take this seriously lmao
Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"
Why get a frosty in a medium cup if your ordering a small in the first place?
Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test
My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got
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A friend of mine was having a get together with some people from her congregation and asked everyone to bring a plate. Now when someone asks that, it means to bring a plate of food to share like a salad, cupcakes etc. Well one person had only been living in Australia for a short amount of time so they didn’t know that’s what it meant. They ended up bringing an empty plate, thinking that my friend didn’t have enough plates so if you wanted to eat you had to bring your own.
I attended an event where everybody brought the same thing green bean cassarole.
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Old joke before cell phones. At fancy restaurants you would ask the server, please call me a cab. Their response: you're a cab.
my friend's mom told her and her siblings to run around the yard. They got out a yard stick and ran around it.
If I asked Dad to "please put the kettle on", he would balance the kettle on his head!
Lol! Mine would say "I would but it's not my dress size"
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All the millennials won't know how to spell ... Just consider their names...
Went on a double date with a friend of mine. She was with her boyfriend and he brought his best friend. We go to pizza and we're having a hard time eating is because her boyfriend liked anchovies and had them put it on half the pizza. End of the meal, my friend is blabbing on and on about something. While she's talking, her boyfriend gets a box for the rest of the pizza. Me and his friend watch as he slides the pizza into the box and the box tilts dumping the pizza on his lap upside down. His girlfriend is still blabbing when his friend and I start laughing. She says "What?" Looks over at her boyfriends lap and says "Is that the rest of the pizza?" Head hung down, face red with embarrassment.. he just nods.
That has nothing at all to do with the topic at hand. But thanks for sharing your one party story.
Load More Replies... A friend of mine was having a get together with some people from her congregation and asked everyone to bring a plate. Now when someone asks that, it means to bring a plate of food to share like a salad, cupcakes etc. Well one person had only been living in Australia for a short amount of time so they didn’t know that’s what it meant. They ended up bringing an empty plate, thinking that my friend didn’t have enough plates so if you wanted to eat you had to bring your own.
I attended an event where everybody brought the same thing green bean cassarole.
Load More Replies... Old joke before cell phones. At fancy restaurants you would ask the server, please call me a cab. Their response: you're a cab.
my friend's mom told her and her siblings to run around the yard. They got out a yard stick and ran around it.
If I asked Dad to "please put the kettle on", he would balance the kettle on his head!
Lol! Mine would say "I would but it's not my dress size"
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Went on a double date with a friend of mine. She was with her boyfriend and he brought his best friend. We go to pizza and we're having a hard time eating is because her boyfriend liked anchovies and had them put it on half the pizza. End of the meal, my friend is blabbing on and on about something. While she's talking, her boyfriend gets a box for the rest of the pizza. Me and his friend watch as he slides the pizza into the box and the box tilts dumping the pizza on his lap upside down. His girlfriend is still blabbing when his friend and I start laughing. She says "What?" Looks over at her boyfriends lap and says "Is that the rest of the pizza?" Head hung down, face red with embarrassment.. he just nods.
That has nothing at all to do with the topic at hand. But thanks for sharing your one party story.
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