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We all fail to communicate things to each other on a daily basis. And you may think it comes down to cultural or personality differences, but it doesn't. Family members, couples, school friends, and colleagues fail to communicate their intentions as if they met yesterday.

So when you tell your sibling it’s OK to eat half of your grapes, don’t be surprised to find their other halves chilling in the fridge. Sometimes it’s intentional and results in "malicious compliance," other times it’s purely accidental.

Bored Panda has put up a compilation of the most absurd and hilarious incidents of people taking stuff too literally⁠. Maybe those who gave these instructions will watch their words next time—better clear than sorry!

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Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

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It’s no secret that some people communicate their thoughts and motives way better than others. But much of the miscommunication happens due to inability to express what we really want to say. So how do we make others understand us better? Well, there are some things we could work on.

First of all, think first and only then speak. According to Psych Central, before starting a conversation, you should ask yourself what its purpose is and make it clear to yourself. Only when you know what you want to say will the other person be able to get you.

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I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

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A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

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Well, I Tried
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was she asked to cover up? Stupid people. If you can't handle breast feeding, than just don't look

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Blakkur Sverrir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't look at something that you dont like, instead of complaining and trying to get it banned? Revolutionary concept. Think it could work on the internet as well?

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Kathy Baylis
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the cover up or not cover up question concerning public breastfeeding as a matter of choice. My personal level of modesty would prompt me to cover up, but that would be my choice. Other people can also choose—-to look away. Breastfeeding isn’t sexual or gratuitous (fetishism aside), it’s maternal. But above all, it’s a choice.

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Jenna Bois
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I agree that breastfeeding IS a choice, it's also how mammals have fed their young since the dawn of time. The fact that this issue even comes up in this day and age is foolish.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask stupid questions expect to get a stupid response. If you have an issue with breastfeeding in public then look away.

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3 years ago

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The irony of it is that they'll protest with the good 'ol 'You're telling me what to do' offense response. I've legit gotten into a....'debate'...with someone over this very thing. They got pissed off because someone was trying to tell them what to do. Oxymoron has never been more firmly defined in all of existence.

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Lin Baum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People have no problem with bathing suits that consist of 2 bandaids and a hockey puck but scream over breastfeeding.

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Seabeast
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, but that's different! A woman in a skimpy bathing suit is pleasing men, as she's supposed to do! /sarc

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AudreyS
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've waited tables, and I've seen people that cover and those who do not.. I'm a woman so I couldn't care less cover or don't.... this won't be popular to say, and I'm sure my comment will be hidden... However, I've noticed the people that don't cover were more rude or demanding.. basically everything was about them.. so I was thinking... maybe the people that don't cover up, really just don't care if they make others uncomfortable... maybe they really want the attention. Those that did cover up were thinking of feeding their child and thinking of other people feelings, incase they made others uncomfortable. just my own experience....

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Mandy Ruiz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh seriously!! Rhetorical question: Would you prefer us to feed our babies bottle so that you can continue with your over-sexualized concept of a boob?

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Lin Baum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People have no problem with a bathing suit consisting of 2 bandaids and a hockey puck but scream about breastfeeding.

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BoredKid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a lot of hate towards this mother, and comparison to people peeing, ejaculating, etc in public. Unlike of those things I just listed, this isn't unsanitary. Babies NeeD milk to survive. Also, breasts weren't created to be sexual (like people's underparts). They're mammary glands, and they're made to breastfeed. If you're in a situation where you're around somebody breastfeeding, you could politely ask them to cover up, but be aware that they are allowed to say no.

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Katie Allen
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3 years ago

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if breasts were only for feeding babies only women who had babies would have breasts

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Belinda Crum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all the s**t going on in the world, this offends someone? My lord people. The kids gotta eat. Lol

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Val Naim
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3 years ago

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The kid can eat without the mother being inappropriate and vile . -former baby who ate plenty without mom whipping a boob out while youre eaiting .

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Jayne Sargent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for her! I agree, don't look, although few things in life are more beautiful than a mother feeding her child. <3

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Katie Allen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's sexist to hassle breast feeding women but that doesn't mean I have to find it beautiful either.

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Becklass
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this woman, using humour to make a very important point. Fantastic

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Anna Jean
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there is a reason why breasts are called mammary glands. many people become offended for what breasts really are there for.

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Dutch VanZandt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time breast feeding should be covered up is if the baby feels more comfortable 'sheltered'... and the mother would know and decide, not some easily-offended prude.

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Veronica Sjöberg
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's because female bodies are made for sex and to use your boobs for feeding your baby are because of that considered a crime. // a mom who breastfed her two kids. My youngest one for 2 years...

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Kk C-Mcgee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when people say cover-up to breastfeeding women. My only theory as to why it bothers them is that they must be a virgin.

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a dummy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone asks to see them until they're used for what they were made for. smh.

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Rob Riley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many restaurants have a rule against bring in food not prepared there.

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May Day
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This mother has a great sense of humour and lots of self confidence. Her baby will benefit from it. That and the breastfeeding, which is the best possible nourishment for the child. The milk is crucial to growth and development and also strengthens the baby's immune system and provides protection against disease. The nearness of the body makes the baby calm (oxytocin!) and builds a base that is the most important part of a person's whole life. We should let all mothers feed their babies whenever the babies need it, and make the persons offended by it cover up their own faces so the rest of us don't have to see them.

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Hollie Newton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I just say I was brought up that to stare at someone is rude especially someone doing something abnormal as in this case so yh it's not polite unless you are on her table and cannot help the situation. So the woman in question is not at fault it's the people staring at her

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Megan Brady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos for your hilarious response! It's not unsanitary, and literally the baby wanted to eat lunch too! It's that simple lolol

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Megan Brady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos for your hilarious response! it's not unsanitary , and literally the baby wanted to eat lunch too! It's that simple.

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Suzanne Haigh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it very off-putting having someone breast feeds whilst I am trying to have a quite meal.

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Deborah Moth
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

isn't it amazing, how many people, don't realise what a woman's tits are for.

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Azure Adams
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you don't like being gawked at while breast feeding, cover up the pumps

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Inga Viviane
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughs in liberal german. Just a breast. Just a baby. Doing baby things. Its not sexual. Most mums i see do it discreetly, but being under people who tell you feeding your baby is akin to flashing your genitals or defacting would offend me to the point to leave my b:)bs out there. And religion doesn't have a say. God intended women to have a means to feed their children. Your crazy.

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Dinul Wijetunge
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people might have never breast fed or has seen scary things related to them which inflicts internal privacy’s. It’s like asking somebody to eat food that they hate the most allround. Or “” eat your ear wax off a spoon. But I admit the lack of consideration towards her baby, I’ve always asked mine to cover up to protect her dignity of upholding that bond and intimacy with our baby and not end that moment up in someone’s mind when they are in their; toilet, orgy or family dinner later in life. If social circumstances is a must it is a duty to not instigate people’s own intentions by our own actions. I thought it was a man playing a joke on his baby’s at first but this is ludicrous. 99.9% of people would not do this kind of foolish s**t, so you know which category the bag man/woman belongs.

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Bored Silly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I see this photo it has a different caption. This lady has been so many peoples daughter, friend, wife, coworker from every country I have lost count.

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Nora H.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I personally couldn't care less if someone wants to breastfeed in public. But I respect a restaurant owner's right to decide what to allow at his/her establishment. Some people are not comfortable with it for whatever reason. Well then, just do lunch - with your baby - somewhere else.

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Paul Jordan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? What is offensive about it? I have NEVER EVER seen a breastfeeding mum flaunting their boobs to make others uncomfortable. EVER! In 66 freaking years on the planet. NEVER.

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Orenda Anyone
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is rude to the society she is visiting. I can see that she is a visitor in a different culture. She should respect before she expects respect.

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Paul Jordan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Orenda Anyone, it must be fantastic having x-ray vision like Superman to see that she is of another culture... and even if she is, so what? And what if she is of another culture and an American citizen (I'm assuming photo was taken in the States), then what? Bet you don't complain about men FLASHING their boobs on the beach, or walking downtown with no top on. Hypocritical much?

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Annie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still happens...a lot. Something about a female body...

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Caroline Driver
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, something about people's brains and their either uptight upbringing or pervy minds

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William Gailey
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3 years ago

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Haha, bout time she realized she needs a bag over her head before the general public sees her tits

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Andy Forge
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3 years ago

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Same concept as a man farting instead of holding it in while in the middle of a restaurant. Don't like it than smell something else.

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Person2638
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

farting =/= feeding your baby with a body part that was created for that purpose. also most people have no problem with guys roaming shirtless for no reason, even though there is barely a difference

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Eq Seg
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Oh please! No one has a issue with breastfeeding in public, and yes we know that’s what they’re there for. However, let’s be realistic, dollars to doughnuts this person was clearly going for a reaction by deliberately calling attention to herself.

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Crystal Walker
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How about common courtesy for those around you and a little self respect?!

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Linda Hawke
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3 years ago

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Does she change Baby's diaper on the tabletop too? I'm all for breastfeeding, but there's nothing wrong with being modest when feeding your child.

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somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there is nothing unsanitary about breastfeeding, unlike with changing a diaper. as other comments higher up have said, if you think breastfeeding should be covered up, then every diner in a restaurant should also cover themselves up.

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i bet the father in law is loving the view,like i am

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Lars
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Why not cover up to begin with? Hate to break it to you, but you're not special

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Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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Another practical tip is to say less and mean more. Too many phrases, descriptive words, jargon, and clichés tend to take you further away from the point you’re communicating. Psych Central suggests that you “use active verbs and keep sentences short” to get “others to listen to you and actually absorb what you’re saying.”

No good communication has ever happened without listening. If you want to develop better understanding of others, you must be an active listener who focuses on the information you’re being told. Empathetic listening is also key in building closer relationships, making friends, and forming long-lasting connections.

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Oh Susan

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Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

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My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

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Heather W
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know what the professor thought of this and the grade received. It’s creative!

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#11

Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

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After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

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Dee Hunter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was one of our go-to pranks whenever the customer behaved like a jerk. Hope this one was just the waiter having a laugh.

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#13

This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

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I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

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#16

Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

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My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

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Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

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Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

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My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

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Heaven Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who cares? I think most people including English speakers would understand that jajaja is the same as hahaha.

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Not What I Meant, But Ok

Not What I Meant, But Ok

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Probably

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Evelína Zlá
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one excited that her name is actually Sand(i)man(n)? Big Neil Gaiman fan here :)

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#23

Picture On The Credit Card

Picture On The Credit Card

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I'm Done

I'm Done

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Rose the Cook
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when a teacher told a migrant child who spoke little English to, "do a hundred lines", as punishment for some petty offence. The girl delivered a sheet of art paper with 100 straight lines ruled on it.

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Spoons

Spoons

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen a few products where the designer/agency etc has written the description. Do they not have common sense?

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#26

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

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Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should put out a sign to warn people not to trip over the signs. Safety first ^-^

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My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

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I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

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Craig Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you have to say "With a Y"? You're waiting for them to call your name, if it's a common name, just use a random weird name or your full name.

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And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

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My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

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I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

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Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The time honoured classic "I'll screw this up so bad she'll get annoyed and just do it herself next time".

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Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

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Coffee Shop Compliance

Coffee Shop Compliance

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Camilla Gonzales
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you did it all wrong you drew ON a sign you didn't make one yourself SMH edit: this is a joke, don't take this seriously lmao

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Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

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Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

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My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

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#41

So I Asked My 3-Year-Old Daughter To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll. Job Well Done

So I Asked My 3-Year-Old Daughter To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll. Job Well Done

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This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot

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My Cousin Was Asked To Bring A Potato Dish To The Family Party

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While Teaching Her To Bake, I Asked My Daughter To Weigh The Ingredients

While Teaching Her To Bake, I Asked My Daughter To Weigh The Ingredients

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My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

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I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean

I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean

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I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of like this....I can share with friends and they can get some paper to keep it clean.

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Asked My Insurance To Send Me A List Of Approved Psychologists, Ones Primarily Within A 20 Mile Radius Of My Location. This Is What I Got In The Mail Today

Asked My Insurance To Send Me A List Of Approved Psychologists, Ones Primarily Within A 20 Mile Radius Of My Location. This Is What I Got In The Mail Today

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We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

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Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

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#54

I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got

I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got

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#55

Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

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#57

Told The Cake Guy To Put “A Big 50” On The Cake For My Co-Worker's Birthday

Told The Cake Guy To Put “A Big 50” On The Cake For My Co-Worker's Birthday

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Vanessa
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who the hell was in charge of cutting the cake?? what is this madness????

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#58

Friend Of Mine Had A Kidney Transplant 5 Years Ago And Asked For The Bakery To Write "5 Years" Anywhere On The Cake

Friend Of Mine Had A Kidney Transplant 5 Years Ago And Asked For The Bakery To Write "5 Years" Anywhere On The Cake

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#59

Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

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#60

When They Said "Chocolate Chip Muffin", I Didn't Take Them Literally... But Should Have

When They Said "Chocolate Chip Muffin", I Didn't Take Them Literally... But Should Have

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#61

Ordered The Side Salad And Requested Egg And Cheese Only. They Took It Literally

Ordered The Side Salad And Requested Egg And Cheese Only. They Took It Literally

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#62

Friend Gets Migraines. Her Meds Come In Blister Packs, And Are Very Hard To Open In Midst Of Migraine. She Asked Pharmacist To Put Pills In Bottle

Friend Gets Migraines. Her Meds Come In Blister Packs, And Are Very Hard To Open In Midst Of Migraine. She Asked Pharmacist To Put Pills In Bottle

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RaroaRaroa
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least she can unpack them all and put them in the jar when she doesn't have a migraine. Then she's all set.

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#63

The Truest Eggroll

The Truest Eggroll

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#64

Someone Put Expiration Date On The Dessert

Someone Put Expiration Date On The Dessert

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#65

I Asked For Peppers On The Side. Literally, I Guess

I Asked For Peppers On The Side. Literally, I Guess

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#66

I Went To McDonald's And Asked For "An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only"

I Went To McDonald's And Asked For "An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only"

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The opposite happened to me at McDonald's. I ordered a quarter pounder without ketchup. All I got in the burger was ketchup. There was no cheese, no mustard, no anything. I guess the person in the kitchen did not know the difference between 'without' and 'only'.

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#68

I'm Currently A Culinary Student And Last Night I Asked A Lady Friend To Help Me With Dinner. All I Asked Her To Do Was Peel Half The Potatoes In The Bag

I'm Currently A Culinary Student And Last Night I Asked A Lady Friend To Help Me With Dinner. All I Asked Her To Do Was Peel Half The Potatoes In The Bag

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know what to believe on this one coz I have seen this picture on facebook claiming it was someones husband who did it.

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