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Even though libraries are citadels of silence, guarding humanity's best thoughts, it doesn't mean that humor is forbidden there. To prove that a giggle can easily accompany a pleasant read, Bored Panda has collected a list of some of the funniest examples of librarian humor.

From mocking impossible visitor requests to motivating students, these creative solutions definitely got everyone's attention. Scroll down to check out why you should go the library more often and upvote the entries you like best!

#1

Sometimes I Wear My Panda Hat To Work. This Is What It Looks Like To Everyone Walking Into The Library

Sometimes I Wear My Panda Hat To Work. This Is What It Looks Like To Everyone Walking Into The Library

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#3

This Was At My College Library Entrance

This Was At My College Library Entrance

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#5

"Please Do Not Let In The Cat"

"Please Do Not Let In The Cat"

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Melissa Nunya
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to admit I am already considering letting max into the library ;)

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Swarf
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wasn't going to let Max in the Library. But all this talk of Max being in the Library... I'm going to let Max in the Library.

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Emmy Funke
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m with Max, libraries are a great place to be, mostly kind people, softly spoken, mice eating nibbles dropped by munching humans will be dealt with quickly and quietly, so all that’s lacking in a basket, loo, grub and water. Whàt is the problem? P.S. yearly vet-check, I’m sure readers will donate.

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Tua Xylanthia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sneaky reverse psychology tactic, posted by Max :D Max got in :D

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Elly Essenberg
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Max is like the dinosaur and cannot read it himself so he enters. He is faster than the people who try to stop him.

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Ishy Christine Degyansky
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our custodian likes to feed the cats from the house that is next door to our branch. One cold Saturday morning about a year ago, one of the cats from next-door was peeking inside the library doors before opening. Our-First-...3b05b8.png Our-First-Customer-5e641e33b05b8.png

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Matt Esenwine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like Max wants to make mischief of one kind and another. ;)

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Kikka io
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mMx is fine in a bookstore. each library should have a Max.

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Susanna Vesna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! May be Max was a librarian in his past life! Or a writer! How dare you deny him!

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Missy Finley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Library, do you know nothing of cats? If Max wants in your damn library, he's getting into your damn library. I should not have to explain that to you, you are a library!

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Amy Tilling
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a bookshop plagued by pigeons that would welcome a Max to dissuade them from wandering in the door. All he'd need to do would be patrol by the front doors, steal lunch from the cafe staff and curl up with the booksellers during lunch and breaks... Maybe two Max's would be needed to keep up with the heavy patrol & cuddles load!!

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mr toto
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Max will strike down upon thee with great vengeance...

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layne
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps Max likes to read over one's shoulder. Is that why he's not wanted inside? Because i don't mind that & would let him so while caressing his soft fur.

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Linda Christian
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get him a card! Maybe he wants a book on How To catch mice or How To identify your kill?

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egracec
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw the painting of Frederick the literate and wants to be just like him.

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Aoki
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Max doesn't give a s**t because he's a cat 😄

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Sally Vogel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Max should be kept in his house. Then Max will not get into the library, nor will he eat birds or get into trouble.

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Hamdhaan Hassan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Max does what ever max wants to,.. Max dosnt live by anyones rules

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ispeak catanese
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps Max has pooped on the carpet in the Genealogy section or ate a mouse by the children's books?

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#6

My School Library Knows What's Up

My School Library Knows What's Up

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Every Year My School's Librarian Dresses Up As A Book Reaper To Collect Overdue Books

Every Year My School's Librarian Dresses Up As A Book Reaper To Collect Overdue Books

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#10

My Local Library Is Taking People's Mugshot

My Local Library Is Taking People's Mugshot

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#11

I Went To The Library, Accidentally Ended Up In Intersteller...

I Went To The Library, Accidentally Ended Up In Intersteller...

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#12

My Town's Public Library Has A Clever Blizzard Solution

My Town's Public Library Has A Clever Blizzard Solution

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#13

My Local Library Has This Sign On Their Dropoff Slot

My Local Library Has This Sign On Their Dropoff Slot

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#14

Who Ever Said Librarians Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?!

Who Ever Said Librarians Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?!

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#15

I Am Glad To Know That I Am Safe In My Universities Library

I Am Glad To Know That I Am Safe In My Universities Library

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just for mess with people add another sheet with 1 days without an attack

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#17

We Found This Beautiful Wooden Writing Desk In The Newbold College Library, Opened The Drawer, And Found This Message

We Found This Beautiful Wooden Writing Desk In The Newbold College Library, Opened The Drawer, And Found This Message

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#19

Saw This In My School Library

Saw This In My School Library

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My Wife Is A High School Librarian And One Of Her Students Lost A Turtle In The Library Earlier In The Week. Today He Was Found. She Swears This Picture Wasn't Staged. Is This Awesome Or Is My Wife A Liar?

My Wife Is A High School Librarian And One Of Her Students Lost A Turtle In The Library Earlier In The Week. Today He Was Found. She Swears This Picture Wasn't Staged. Is This Awesome Or Is My Wife A Liar?

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#21

I Love My Local Library

I Love My Local Library

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Celestial Lynx
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Books are the strongholds of knowledge— knowledge is the best weapon one can have T^T

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#24

I Was Studying In The Library When My Phone Rang. Returned After A Few Minutes.

I Was Studying In The Library When My Phone Rang. Returned After A Few Minutes.

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Eva Tóthová
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and then there are paranoid people like me who keep their laptop with them even for a cab ride(instead of putting big back-pack into the trunk)

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#26

My Library Trolled The Blue Cover People

My Library Trolled The Blue Cover People

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Delta Sierra
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Swear to god, I'm working in a bookstore and an old lady asked if we had a book, from when she was a little girl, it was blue and had a teddy bear on the cover. She'd like to give it to a grandchild for Christmas. It was Dec 24th.

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#27

Ran Across This In My Local Library

Ran Across This In My Local Library

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#29

The Librarians Are Making This Joke

The Librarians Are Making This Joke

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#30

This Is On A School Library

This Is On A School Library

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