Studying law is generally seen as a very serious intellectual pursuit, that requires a good deal of intelligence and dedication to successfully complete. While this is absolutely true, it doesn't mean that students have to leave their sense of humor at the door!

Turns out, that all those long, hard hours of study help to nurture a special kind of cynical wit. Self aware and bitingly dark, this list of lawyer jokes compiled by Bored Panda really raise the bar. Don't believe us? Scroll down below to check them out, and judge for yourself!

#1

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Jace
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2 years ago

I want to up-vote it for making a good point, but down-vote it for making a joke out of police brutality.

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#2

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

Sadly, too many of their clients are condemned to death. If only the perpetrators could be better held to account.

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#3

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Hans
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2 years ago

This gets you also a dad joke award.

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#4

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Haahahha... I didn't see that coming. Neither did the accused or the judge.

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#5

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahaa... took me a sec to get, but this one is hilarious. Up-voting it right away.

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#6

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frank0ys
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2 years ago

...Well played. Well played.

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#7

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes no case so no case

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#8

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Well played! I like this one :)

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#9

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Lawyer got owned! xD!

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#10

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

In some places that wouldn't be a joke...

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#11

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

As an introvert myself I've experienced that sensation. The judge was understanding...

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#12

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CultOfBambi
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2 years ago

What a bunch of douche nozzles!

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#13

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

I think we should try this in court. Could make trials much shorter.

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#14

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riley.girl
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2 years ago

That's actually really smart!

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#15

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Jace
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2 years ago

This is too awful to not have a higher score.

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#16

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Max L.
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2 years ago

before and after you marry them, probably

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#17

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Gareth Graham
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2 years ago

Legally Blonde

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#18

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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2 years ago

Love it how the color of tie matches with eye color!

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#19

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Crazy Dog Lady
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2 years ago

He should have just taught her to email.

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#20

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Vernice Aure
Community Member
2 years ago

Have you heard that scientists are using lawyers in their experiments now? Because there are some things that even rats won't do.

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#21

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Vernice Aure
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2 years ago

Ok, this is priceless!

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#22

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

I can relate to OCD...

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#23

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Tyler Law
Community Member
1 year ago

Hi guys this is a crazy lawyer Christmas Card!! Lol

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#24

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I want these socks, I know few people who case use them.

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#25

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The Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

The Greatest lawyer knows the Attorney General.

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#26

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Rogue
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2 years ago

Should be arrested due to Criminal Contempt of Court.

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#27

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AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
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2 years ago

Poweless?

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#28

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Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 years ago

Whoops.

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#29

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Lamest of lamest jokes, but cracks me every damn time!

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#30

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Rainbow screen
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think he realizes he is his son yet...

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#31

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LA Juice
Community Member
2 years ago

WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER???

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#32

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Sexism expressed as a joke from a woman = good sexism. Oh well...

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#33

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Stacey Pearce
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, no need to be rude to GuineaPigMaster for his comment. Just because you didn't find it awesome like they did that they commented first, doesn't give anyone the right to be rude about it. Haven't any of you heard the saying ” if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all”?

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#34

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Jace
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2 years ago

So, that's most people on Facebook.

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#35

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Needy lawyer? Sounds about right!

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#36

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GuineaPigMaster
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha ha ha... I dont get it....

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#37

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, at least you'd know what you were getting straight away rather than finding out part way through the case.

GuineaPigMaster
Community Member
2 years ago

Hmm.. part time lawyer, part time Dick's Sporting Goods person... sounds like him

Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

Better than Saul. Dick always be dick.

Logan Vera
Community Member
1 year ago

I NEED THIS ON MY WALL

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
Community Member
2 years ago

he's got balls to say dick...no, wait....

Jose Ramon
Community Member
2 years ago

Dick's firm! :'D

Øyvin Hanssen
Community Member
2 years ago

What a dick..

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

He sounds desperate for business. Probably paid $29.99 for that ad.

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#38

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rai mei
Community Member
2 years ago

this is so true in the philippines

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#39

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Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Correct response to horrible pun.

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#40

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

And then the Man says "Hey, when did I asked the first question?" Lawyer - "That will be $200!"

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#41

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Thankfully there was no cat in the courtroom, else that cat would have taken over prosecutor's pillow and he could have never "rested" his case.

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#42

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Don't take any chances.

#43

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LOttawa
Community Member
2 years ago

I wish people won't stop associating tattoos with incompetence. I know lots of people without them and they are not the sharpest tool in the shed and vice versa.

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#44

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Mad Haberdasheress
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol, I totally heard that plea in Aziz Ansari's voice of Tom from Parks and Rec! XD

#45

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Me myself and I
Community Member
2 years ago

Can someone explain?

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#46

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Makes sense.

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#47

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Those are the moments where this fits -- "Hell Yeah!"

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#48

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Shoulda kept walking.

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#49

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Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

Noooo

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#50

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Hell! Better read those in future!

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#51

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like they'll have to hold the trial on Twitter.

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#52

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Ben S.
Community Member
2 years ago

When my eldest daughter was in Kindergarten (so, she was about 5) she brought home a "contract" from the teacher that we all had to sign. We read it to her. It was about taking responsibilities seriously, and putting in her best efforts on the school work, etc. When we finished reading it, she emphatically said, "I'm NOT signing THAT!"

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#53

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Crazy Cow Lady
Community Member
2 years ago

Why did I read "Murderer!" in Simba's voice?

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#54

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Good first impression.

#55

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

What just happened?

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#56

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BusLady
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2 years ago

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Wait! Is it too late to request a new attorney? This kid looks like he's still in High School!

#57

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Mad Haberdasheress
Community Member
2 years ago

Sadly, yes, yes they can. *painful personal experience*

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#58

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Galaxii
Community Member
2 years ago

so very punny.

#59

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Lovely, caring soul that he is.

#60

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

Orca whale.

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#61

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BusLady
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2 years ago

I think the Judge has already made a decision.

#62

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Mini lawyer in training.

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#63

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Mad Haberdasheress
Community Member
2 years ago

Barrister vs barista, lol. Well played.

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#64

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Giulia Betke
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2 years ago

i always cry when i argue

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#65

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#66

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Not sure why this one made me laugh, but it did.

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#67

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Kay Pahlad
Community Member
2 years ago

Me too...For some reason.

#68

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Clowton
Community Member
2 years ago

Or completely honest. They may not be guilty, but they've definitely done *something*...

#69

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LA Juice
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2 years ago

100%

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#70

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Jace
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2 years ago

Doesn't look like she's saying the word "said".

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#71

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Well, that would make a difference.

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BusLady
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2 years ago

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What is this, Junior High?