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Like Ariana Grande has shown, nobody is safe when it comes to inking yourself with foreign languages. Not even high-profile celebrities. Using Japanese Kanji symbols, the performer intended for the design to read "7 Rings" but it ended up saying "small charcoal grill" or "BBQ".

Turns out, these mistakes are relatively common. Whether it's because the client can't be bothered with actual research or a slip of the tattoo artist's hand, there are pictures of people "wearing" designs in honor of toilet demons and sexual fantasies. And Bored Panda has collected the funniest ones. So scroll down, enjoy the images, and upvote your faves.

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Well That’s Just Unfortunate…

Well That’s Just Unfortunate…

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Tattoo artist Lauren Harper said although she can't speak for everyone in the industry, judging from what she sees online, these designs seem pretty popular.

"I would have to say that, unfortunately, the client is probably responsible if these tattoos go wrong," Harper told Bored Panda. "They sign a waiver agreeing to the spelling of the tattoo and if the artist doesn't speak the language they're requesting, it's definitely on them to make sure it's correct."

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Why Human Translation Is Valuable

Why Human Translation Is Valuable

This one has been making the rounds. Apparently, this young lady wanted to surprise her boyfriend with a tattoo that reads “I love you”. Instead, it reads “Babylon is one of the world’s leading dictionary and translation programs”

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, those precious 11 words... So romantic.

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As with any tattoo, Harper suggests people do their research before sitting down to get a foreign language one. "Hopefully, they might know someone who speaks or writes the language they'd like tattooed so they can confirm, if not, there's always the Internet to turn to! Forums, Google translate. Although these avenues definitely come with their own set of risks that clients are hopefully aware of," she said, smiling.

Kevin Blankinship, a professor of Arabic at Brigham Young University, regularly gets requests to verify tattoos or to admire the ones people already have. He doesn't think proper grammar is the most important thing when it comes to inking yourself. "Laughing at tattoo 'fails' has become a favorite pastime of academic linguists and internet trolls," Blankinship said after recalling one mishap. "For them, blunders of spelling and meaning betray a vapid, commodified globalism that forever marks the victims. But for thousands of people—including my yoga teacher—getting a foreign script etched onto the skin is part of a universal search for significance and sentimental attachment. People risk embarrassment because foreign-language tattoos give them a permanent invitation to contemplate cultures and ideas beyond their own."

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According to the professor, that effort can still succeed even if the tattoos have errors.

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Funny-Language-Tattoo-Fail

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#5

Much Appreciated

Much Appreciated

This is a particularly cruel prank. What this actually says is “ana mu’affan”, “I am rotten”.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PLEASE do not tattoo languages you know nothing about, even if you consult a native speaker. some people are mean.

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#6

They Certainly Were “Taken Advantage Of”

They Certainly Were “Taken Advantage Of”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That tattoo artist definitely knew the true meaning of the tattoo

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#8

Her Tattoo Says "Fresh Spring Rolls" In Thai

Her Tattoo Says "Fresh Spring Rolls" In Thai

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Never Use A Hungry Tattoo Artist…

Never Use A Hungry Tattoo Artist…

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Chinese Tattoos Gone Wrong

Chinese Tattoos Gone Wrong

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#12

Shout Out To This Mexican Tattoo Artist

Shout Out To This Mexican Tattoo Artist

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that's an image that might finally get the US election out of my mind. Thanks :P

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Funny-Language-Tattoo-Fail

Funny-Language-Tattoo-Fail

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd add wings, using the characters as the body, transform it into a butterfly

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#15

Today I Learned That My Friends Chinese Tattoo Literally Means "Turkey Sandwich"

Today I Learned That My Friends Chinese Tattoo Literally Means "Turkey Sandwich"

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Maybe She’s Into Grilling…

Maybe She’s Into Grilling…

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a doll's hand not a real hand. But then again the tattoo also is not what it appears.

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Funny-Language-Tattoo-Fail

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Freedom/Liberty in Japanese is 自由 (jiyuu) btw

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Freedom in popular Western society is the ability to suppress others with impunity.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see this one happening. American goes to Japanese tattoo artist whose English is limited. "I want a tattoo that says 'free' in Japanese." Thinking, of course, of personal or political freedom. "You want tattoo that says 'free'?" Thinking of no charge "Yes, that's right." Japanese person thinks, What a strange request for a tattoo, but okay, if that's what he wants. Shrugs and says, "Ok."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In mainland China this can be used as a derogatory description to a girl with neither tits nor butts (albeit written in Traditional Chinese)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could also be in Cantonese, which would be a derogatory term for idiot or moron.

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#18

Heavily Smitten, I Guess?

Heavily Smitten, I Guess?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Starting to think it's the norm for tattoo artists to put what they really think of you when you chose symbols you know nothing of

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#19

Supportive Spouse

Supportive Spouse

This one reads “husband head empty”.

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#20

This Person Will Never Need To Struggle Ordering In A Chinese Restaurant Again

This Person Will Never Need To Struggle Ordering In A Chinese Restaurant Again

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Funny-Language-Tattoo-Fail

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He made the tattoo. Did he think he'd get lucky & it would be an actual word?

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#22

It Like Literally Says This Is Tattoo Hahaha

It Like Literally Says This Is Tattoo Hahaha

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Funny-Language-Tattoo-Fail

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you know the coffin man, the coffin man, the coffin man — ?

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#24

Boastful Rice Village (He Thought It Was His Daughter's Name)

Boastful Rice Village (He Thought It Was His Daughter's Name)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is one of my personal favorite kanji. it's when you combine dragon and water you get the image of falling dragon into the water, thus a waterfall!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genuinely curious; if you don't know what a foreign phrase means, then why get it tattooed?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

所 is pronounced “suo”, and 狗 is pronounced “gou”. So it could be a very failed attempt at trying to translate phonetically. But these are not typical characters you would use in a name. Especially not 狗 which means dog.

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#28

Carbs Are Important

Carbs Are Important

So, supposedly this was supposed to be Qi, a primal force of life in eastern philosophy. What it says is “rice”. How did that happen? If we were to guess, it’s because in traditional Chinese, the lower component of the Qi character 氣 is similar (but not identical) to rice 米

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Protip: When Getting A Tattoo In Another Language, Make Sure It's Not Upside Down.

Protip: When Getting A Tattoo In Another Language, Make Sure It's Not Upside Down.

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