If you think that timing, delivery, and tone of speaking are a crucial part of the perfect anecdote, allow us to prove you wrong with these hilariously punny knock-knock jokes. These puppies don't need any refurbishing or particular oratory skill for their delivery, simply because they're as easy as pie with no hidden meanings or clandestine agendas. If you've raised your eyebrows in disbelief while reading this, we dare you to tell a joke or two straight out of this collection to your colleagues - great success is guaranteed!

From simpleton examples such as childish wordplay to a tad bit more complex ones testing the sanity of the listener, we've gathered more knock-knock jokes than you'll ever need.

Now, make sure that you're not eating or drinking anything before scrolling on down since it is very likely that a mouthful will end up on your computer screen after reading what's below. Once you're done laughing - tell us what you think about these inglorious jokes and don't forget to vote for the one you liked the best!

#1

- Why did Sally fall off the swing?
- Because she had no arms.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Not Sally.

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Withnail 1 week ago

Poor Sally...

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#2

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Déja.
- Déja who?
- Knock, knock.

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#3

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O.

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Luis Milian 2 weeks ago

I like this on though

#4

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, silly. Cows go moo.

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#5

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Adore.
- Adore who?
- Adore is between us. Open up!

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Victoria Rey Piuma 1 week ago

Actually snorted my drink out my nose. I love lame jokes

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#6

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Doris.
- Doris who?
- The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?

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#7

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Daisy.
- Daisy who?
- Daisy me rollin', they hatin'

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Tarsha 1 week ago

Hmmm....

#8

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Alien.
- Alien who?
- Just how many aliens do you know?

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I'm dark 2 days ago

I know one... My brother

#9

- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Yah!
- Yah who?
- Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

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Markéta Podlešáková 2 weeks ago

Hahaaaa hilarious

#10

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke out the window and find out.

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#11

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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#12

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- No bell, I knock.

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#13

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are!

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#14

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wire.
- Wire who?
- Wire you always asking 'who's there'?

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#15

- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the idiot's house.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- The chicken.

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Victoria Rey Piuma 1 week ago

Hahaha

#16

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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#17

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Claire.
- Claire who?
- Claire the way, I’m coming through!

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#18

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?

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#19

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Fangs.
- Fangs who?
- Fangs for letting me in!

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#20

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jess.
- Jess who?
- Jess let me in.

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#21

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Kenya.
- Kenya who?
- Kenya guess who is it?

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#22

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Utah.
- Utah who?
- Utah one who told me to knock!

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#23

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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#24

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!

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#25

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up, it’s cold out here!

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#26

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Isabell.
- Isabell who?
- Is a bell working?

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#27

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ice cream!
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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#28

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mango!
- Mango who?
- Mango to the door and just answer it!

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#29

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.

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#30

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Venice.
- Venice who?
- Venice your mother coming home?

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#31

- Will you remember me in a day?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a week?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a month?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a year?
- Yes.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- You forgot me already!

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#32

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?

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#33

- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- A little boy.
- A little boy who?
- A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.

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#34

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken I come in?

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#35

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Noise.
- Noise who?
- Noise to see you!

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#36

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nun.
- Nun who?
- Nun of your business!

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#37

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

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#38

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stopwatch.
- Stopwatch who?
- Stopwatcha doin’ and open the damn door.

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#39

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- Your welcome!

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#40

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Tennis.
- Tennis who?
- Tennis is five plus five!

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#41

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abe.
- Abe who?
- Abe CDEFJH…

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#42

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- From.
- From who?
- Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."

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Victoria Rey Piuma 1 week ago

Ross Geller!

#43

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Iran!
- Iran who?
- Iran over here to tell you this!

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#44

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Candice.
- Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

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#45

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

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