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If you've ever thought that comedians are the funniest people on earth, we have something to prove you wrong. In fact, no comedian has ever had such hilarious bits as some of these funny kids. Of course, with kids, the smart jokes are mostly unintentional, but their funny fails are way better than most of the staged pranks and even the best jokes that were scripted.

Forget seeing your child accepting a graduation diploma or walking down the aisle. The biggest pros of having a kid are the endless laughs you have when raising them. Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious reasons why kids are never dull, and it'll make your day. From staging funerals to informing random strangers their pants are down; these moments prove that - intentionally or not - smart kids can become the funniest comedians in a matter of seconds and start performing their bit in the most unexpected places. Scroll down to check out the entries, upvote your favorites and if they don't satisfy your hunger for giggles, fire up a list we created earlier about the other times kids made everyone laugh out loud, whether in the case of parenting fails or in a glimmer of their own spectacular understanding of humor.

#1

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

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This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

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My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

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We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

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My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

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My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

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Toddler Says: "Heck This"

Toddler Says: "Heck This"

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Says, while reaching to the doorknob: "I'm leaving, this is totally, completely, not a bluff. I'm really going. Are you absolutely sure you still don't want to return that baby you brought home?"

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Kenny Kulbiski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This just isn't going to work! I'll be at Grandma's if you come to your senses.

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LA Juice
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this too! took my baseball mitt, my teddy bear and toilet paper. I was 3.

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Nikki D
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toilet paper is a surprisingly useful thing for a 3 year old to think of!

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Sean Katz
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soon after my cousin had her second daughter her 5-year old sister was staying with us. One day we took her to a toy store. They had a large display with "magical wands" including a big one on top of the display that was not for sale. We asked her whether she wanted a wand and she pointed at the large one. I think she believed, the bigger the wand the more effective the magic. One of the employees witnessed this and asked little Sarah, what magic she'd do with that big wand and she replied deadly serious, "Make Miriam (her little sister) go away again!"

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My little sister's bottle kept disappearing. My Mom figured out who was taking it. Lol

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Nikol Böhmová
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that too :D packed some clothes (forgot underwear) and I went to my grandma who lived just one block away. My mom said it last me for 3 weeks before they made me go back home. :D

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sh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With the car keys and all! She knows how to get gone.

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Sally Appleton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my sister asked her son (4) if he was sad about his new baby sister, he replied, "No, I'm very angry."

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Mishte Tine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, sweetie... my eldest was sooo excited to have a baby sister - to p,ay barbies with... she was so mad to realize that it would happen immediately. 6.5 yrs apart. Had I known this was her thinking I would have prepared her! The are now inseparable young adults... I’m so proud of them

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EM
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was so excited to have a younger sibling, both times.

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c Fuller
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister tried to throw me down the stairs! 3 times!!! Good thing the Aunts and Uncles were watching.

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~Annie~••
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ooooo she is pissed with you wait if you look a little in the child is holding cars key like she is gonna take your car after what you do

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Maya Hicks
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she smell like beef? Does anyone else see the striking resemblance?

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c Fuller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, that's cute! My sister tried to throw me down the stairs several times with all my dads relatives to witness it. it's been downhill ever since.

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Christine M Quigley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, even though I'm 66 y.o. I remember vividly spanking my infant sister in the bassinet, when no one was looking..I was 2 1/2. Can totally relate. Although we're BFF's now..

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Jamie Falgoust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when i brought my second daughter home from the hospital, my older daughter then 2, told me "she's a bad baby, take her back to the hospital".

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Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her face: "well! Im waiting for you to open this door for me, it's the last thing you can do before you replace me!"

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Bunnyrabbit
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Momma .. You adults do the same thing right? Why not me..lemme try it.. (Gets serious...ohhoh)

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Another staged photo and made up back story for a kid waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to young to even have a clue. Maybe instead of running away she was on the way to her lab to cure STUPID.

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#10

Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cat is contemplating whose toes to bite; the toddler or the one who told the toddler to feed the cat

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#11

My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

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#12

When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

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#13

At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

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#14

Barbie House Rules

Barbie House Rules

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Vlad Horobet
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's reasonable, I'm not asian and in my country everyone leaves their shoes at the entrance (usually inside) by the door.

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#15

My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

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#16

I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

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Ben Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Run. Run far away now. It’s the beginning of a horror movie. Just get out

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#17

How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

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#18

I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

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#19

My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how long it was before they took their phone out to capture this epic struggle between book and child

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#20

My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

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#21

Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

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In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is pretty cute! I would buy it and give it to someone.

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Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

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#24

I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

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#25

My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

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#26

My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

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My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

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#29

My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

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#30

"Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

"Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

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#31

My Child, The Realist

My Child, The Realist

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