If you've ever thought that comedians are the funniest people on earth, we have something to prove you wrong. In fact, no comedian has ever had such hilarious bits as some of these funny kids. Of course, with kids, the smart jokes are mostly unintentional, but their funny fails are way better than most of the staged pranks and even the best jokes that were scripted.

Forget seeing your child accepting a graduation diploma or walking down the aisle. The biggest pros of having a kid are the endless laughs you have when raising them. Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious reasons why kids are never dull, and it'll make your day. From staging funerals to informing random strangers their pants are down; these moments prove that - intentionally or not - smart kids can become the funniest comedians in a matter of seconds and start performing their bit in the most unexpected places. Scroll down to check out the entries, upvote your favorites and if they don't satisfy your hunger for giggles, fire up a list we created earlier about the other times kids made everyone laugh out loud, whether in the case of parenting fails or in a glimmer of their own spectacular understanding of humor.

#1

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Take the advice bro

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#2

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

Epic mom helped make it I’m sure! Well done!

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#3

My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

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Helen R
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2 years ago

Good upbringing!

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#4

My Daughter's Christmas List

My Daughter's Christmas List

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Get her a dog

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#5

We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

clever AND funny. gets my vote.

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#6

My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

Those are incredibly good. Your child has a real talent!

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#7

My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Beautifully abstract and quite a specific choice of donut

Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, kids these days. In my time all we ever dreamed of was becoming soylent green.

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

the baby who wants to be a witch; my coven awaits you.

Chris Pitch
Community Member
2 years ago

Then hunter right after it is a bit...American horror story

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh, to be a garbage man, every little boy's dream.

David Viesta
Community Member
2 years ago

Cuteness overload. Also, the fact that "Lawyer" and "Policemen" were picked among other choices such as "Super Hero" and "Witch" does put a smile on my face.

Fiendhunter
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2 years ago

(haha jk :p) Best-simps...7a26a0.gif Best-simpsons-gifs-world-without-lawyers-5bbcc207a26a0.gif

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Amber Cook
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2 years ago

I've got to vote for the kid who wants to be a donut! That kid ROCKS!!

Isah izzy
Community Member
2 years ago

The one with 'my mommy' brought tears to my eyes, she's obviously very loved and looks up to "mommy"

BusLady
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2 years ago

Super Hero and Captain America should grow up to get married.

Ben Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

Bottom right has it all figured out!!

Sonia Górnicz
Community Member
2 years ago

i want to be a donut too

Racheal Githinji
Community Member
2 years ago

Dounut that's genious

Destiny nerd
Community Member
2 years ago

Last kid has good taste of doughnuts

ShadowHunter7623
Community Member
2 years ago

Lawyer!! well someones serious

Danish Dynomummy
Community Member
2 years ago

Awww, "my mommy"

JessG
Community Member
2 years ago

The Donut kid reminds me of the kid from "Big Daddy" and that's the answer he would give..XD

glowworm2
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2 years ago

I love the kid who wants to be a sprinkled red-frosted donut.

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

I want to be a superhero/witch/ballerina/ice-cream-worker, with best friend Elsa. Really. Sounds awesome. With donuts.

Деница Петрова
Community Member
2 years ago

I remember our teacher did this in first grade! I wanted to become a children's book writer!Lovely memory.

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 years ago

You still can!

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♥Kitty♥
Community Member
2 years ago

My favorite is the donut. I too would like to be a donut some day

holo it's me
Community Member
2 years ago

girl on bottom right's face: i will sit in ALL the boxes and knock down ALL THE GLASSES

Siddharth Rath
Community Member
2 years ago

Captain America boi is so me....

Mangoes'nRum
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2 years ago

Hah.. Funny pair up of their future professions. Sprinkled Red Frosted Donut Hunter.

Lola
Community Member
2 years ago

My 7 year old niece told me yesterday that she wants to be a street dancer when she grows up. I have no idea what that means, but it can’t be good.

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
2 years ago

The Donut has my vote

Molly Block
Community Member
2 years ago

"Ice cream worker," LOL.

sunflower_013
Community Member
1 year ago

witch haha

Ian Taggart
Community Member
2 years ago

He wanted to be a garbage man.

Ian Taggart
Community Member
2 years ago

They look like they're getting their picture taken at prison.

Ian Taggart
Community Member
2 years ago

They look like mug shots.

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 years ago

Donut kid better watch out for 2nd row, 2nd from left! :D

Marika Stanway
Community Member
2 years ago

Elsa ❤️

Haha
Community Member
2 years ago

If only some of these kids could see themselves as adults. What would they see?

Elizabeth Molloy
Community Member
2 years ago

Witch ... a child after my own heart ...

Slim Bluesbender
Community Member
2 years ago

The lawyer is already dressed appropriately in prison stripes.

Anna Feldman
Community Member
6 months ago

Love these kids

Opal4eva
Community Member
9 months ago

Hahah

~Annie~••
Community Member
1 year ago

the last kid with him wanting to be a donut is amazing lol

Edward W
Community Member
2 years ago

XD elsa

Merps
Community Member
2 years ago

Sprinkle red frosted donut and garbage man were my favorites

Grace Koncsics
Community Member
2 years ago

dream on...

AzKahleesi
Community Member
2 years ago

The ballerina looks super enthused lol

zerosixsplat
Community Member
2 years ago

You go, donut kid! Fulfil your dreams

Emlyn
Community Member
2 years ago

my mommy. aww <3

Sienna Batiste
Community Member
2 years ago

um. not gonna say anything 'bout witch.

love life you only live once
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2 years ago

love the last kid i wanted to be that too

mina6010 mina6010
Community Member
2 years ago

kids are fun/ny

Ms E
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL I also want to be a donut :P

A Dyke From The Dreamworld
Community Member
2 years ago

Kid: "I want to be a witch!" Me, who regularly practices witchcraft: "Well, I'm glad you said so..."

Nostalgic Hyena
Community Member
2 years ago

I remember going to my old preschool a couple months ago. Around the room there were posters the kids made about themselves and one of the things was "When I grow up I want to be..". I remember one of the kids said he wanted to be a zombie.

TESSA DAVENPORT
Community Member
2 years ago

Same

Kim Lanc
Community Member
2 years ago

Donut kid cracks me up

Vojtěch Božovský
Community Member
2 years ago

Lawyer? Said no child ever.

Christine Zacharda
Community Member
2 years ago

How delightful!m

EllieKaan
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh my god "My mommy" if that were my daughter I would ugly sob all day. Soooo sweet.

Ohio Hands
Community Member
2 years ago

"My mommy" ♥♥

MsChloe
Community Member
2 years ago

There is always one in the group! *LOL*

Cherrypakiller
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2 years ago

I want to be the last kid

K. LNU
Community Member
2 years ago

I love the last kid. So very specific! Not JUST a sprinkled donut, but a RED-Frosted, sprinkled donut! Well played kid. Well, played. ;)

Jacque Place
Community Member
2 years ago

I like Elsa, if that's the girl's name.

Mascha Claessens
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope those two first kids get together to become Witch hunters. 8)

Debbie
Community Member
2 years ago

my mommy and donut are absolute favourites

Martine Asuni
Community Member
2 years ago

Well done!

Alyssa Szeles
Community Member
2 years ago

Elsa or Captain America? I think i want to be a........ Sprinkled red frosted donut

Mr. Re-in-act-ment
Community Member
2 years ago

There's probably a donut shop that'll hire him. Keep up the good work kiddo

incoherent screaming
Community Member
2 years ago

NO DONT BE A HUNTER NOOOOO ((spn fans you know what i mean))

Phi
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe is in his blood :)

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snoozy womble
Community Member
2 years ago

That little girl who wants to be a witch, I want to see her achieve her dream. I bet it would be epic if it panned out the way she wants it too.

Ankita Srivastava
Community Member
2 years ago

The girl who wants to be her mommy, loves her mommy a lot :)

Raquel Bacardi
Community Member
2 years ago

Ice cream worker! I bet he thinks he'll get to eat all the ice cream

Bunnyrabbit
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow....They let them have their own dreams,wishes to be public and not private eating their minds up Atleast they were left free to imagine and their choices are too different and unique! Wish we got a thing to do

Mishte Tine
Community Member
2 years ago

Ugh the font. The font. Please. The font.

noitall man
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2 years ago

i want to be a fake poster

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#8

Toddler Says: "Heck This"

Toddler Says: "Heck This"

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

That face! "I'm sorry mum but this is utter shit, I'm leaving, thanks for the little help you gave me, but ill take it from here"

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#9

Scientific Evidence

Scientific Evidence

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Ryo Bakura
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2 years ago

Smart kid.

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#10

Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

cat is contemplating whose toes to bite; the toddler or the one who told the toddler to feed the cat

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#11

My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

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Elina Kuusisto
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2 years ago

Oh my god I love this child

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#12

When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

Wednesday Addams

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#13

At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

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BusLady
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2 years ago

You got it, Dude!

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#14

Barbie House Rules

Barbie House Rules

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Vlad Horobet
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2 years ago

It's reasonable, I'm not asian and in my country everyone leaves their shoes at the entrance (usually inside) by the door.

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#15

My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

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Swetha Umashankar
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2 years ago

Her hair makes her look like a grown woman and so i was very confused

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#16

I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

Run. Run far away now. It’s the beginning of a horror movie. Just get out

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#17

How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

That's me slowly waking up on a Monday morning

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#18

I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

I mean.... she’s right. Not the most thought out assignment

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#19

My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

I wonder how long it was before they took their phone out to capture this epic struggle between book and child

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#20

My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

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ge pa
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2 years ago

ross?

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#21

Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Priorities

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#22

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

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Person2638
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2 years ago

This is pretty cute! I would buy it and give it to someone.

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#23

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

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Madhu Mitha
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2 years ago

it looks like they are peeking out from mounds of snow

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#24

I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

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Lady Perkele
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2 years ago

Probably you'd love it, you dont seem crying

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#25

My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

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Ola Polowczyk
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2 years ago

"Be a coach, they said. It will be fun, they said."

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#26

My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

sounds like a compliment to me?

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#27

Lil Sister Weird

Lil Sister Weird

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

Seems like a HUGE ass mess waiting to happen

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#28

My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

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Hello please don't judge
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2 years ago

Yep! Sounds about right

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#29

My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

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Person2638
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2 years ago

I used to fight with my sister over the butt-warming vent!

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#30

"Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

"Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

I imagine the dolphin is thinking - "....well this is awkward"

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#31

My Child, The Realist

My Child, The Realist

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BusLady
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2 years ago

It didn't stipulate how far in the future.

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