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People Are Cracking Up At This “Funny Kids Test Answers” Instagram Page And Here Are 24 Of The Best Posts
We often talk about different people's ingenious and non-standard solutions in critical situations, but there are those who have unconventional thinking, as they say, in their blood, from birth. We mean children.
Indeed, almost all children are born with absolutely non-standard thinking, which then we, adults, drive into the narrow framework and corridors of the reality we have created. As a result, we tend to consider any original decision made in adulthood as a manifestation of genius.
However, there are always critical moments when even children accustomed to stereotypes and standardization turn on their natural creativity to the fullest. Yes, we are talking about tests and exams, and if the child has not really studied school material yet, then the genius of their creative solutions is impressive.
Remember those stories about the job tests at Google or Tesla? It seems that any of these kids, whose smart and witty answers Bored Panda compiled in a special list for you, would easily pass these tests. Or maybe, who knows, some of them have already been contacted by recruiters from Silicon Valley? At least these answers were collected on this dedicated Instagram account.
Anyway, feel free to scroll down, comment and enjoy, and if this is not enough for you, we have more. Just look here: one, two and even three! The creative show must definitely go on!
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The fact that this kid knows about steroids....it's a very scary world we live in now.
Oh you sweet summer child. Steroids in sports were so common in the 70's and 80's that people made jokes about it, kids included. Nothing new here
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How would I lift more than my own weight (yes I know I'm not 3 I'm just super underweight)
Im 27 n cant lift that hell i dont even WEIGH that much (stupid fast metabolism)
On a year 7 geometry test the question asked the students to name 3 different types of angles. One student wrote Michael, Gabriel and Charlie. My favourite marking moment of all time, unfortunately they didn't receive any marks
Charlie isn't in the bibl..... ohhh, yea fair enough.
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Sexist joke about men: lol, funny. That’s true! Same sexist joke about women: wtf, that’s awful. It’s literally the same joke about about each sex, men = evil and it’s fair game, but don’t you dare make the same joke about women 🤦♂️
Sexist jokes about men are still bad, it's just the thousands of years of female suppresion makes people think a little less about the men.
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Like a good third of them. They ask a question for a 2nd grader and the handwriting is better than anyone I personally know
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A lot of these just seem like adults pretending to be kids for internet attention
If Geoff is in a train going 60kph and his Granny is coming back from the toilet on the train back towards Geoff walking at 2kph. Then what is Geoff’s hamster’s name?
Geoff is facing backwards on the train. Geoff is travelling at 37.28 mph. His Granny is coming back to him from the rear toilet, at 2 kph. Therefore every step she takes is at 39mph. She is taking 39mph steps. This is a clue to Geoff's secret, he has hidden the secret to the 39 steps in the name of his hamster. Geoff's hamster is called Richard Hannay.
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Some strangers invited us for lunch after visiting a local church and we were introduced to the children when we arrived at their home. The little boy said he was a boy and as strong as superman. When the little girl introduced herself, it went something like "I'm a girl; I'm 3", "how do you know you're a girl" (like, are you superwoman or something). No, she said she was beautiful and that's how she knew she was a girl.
When I started UK senior school at the age of 11, there was an experiment for girls to study Technical Drawing instead of Needlework. One day we had to draw and label a tangent, meaning a line which touches a circle, but does not intersect it. I drew mine and labelled it 'A Trident'. The teacher tried to tell me off, but couldn't restrain his laughter.
Shows my age. These written comments/answers sorta remind me of the Art Linkletter segment on "House Party" long ago called "Kids Say The Darndest Things."
On a year 7 geometry test the question asked the students to name 3 different types of angles. One student wrote Michael, Gabriel and Charlie. My favourite marking moment of all time, unfortunately they didn't receive any marks
Charlie isn't in the bibl..... ohhh, yea fair enough.
Load More Replies... Sexist joke about men: lol, funny. That’s true! Same sexist joke about women: wtf, that’s awful. It’s literally the same joke about about each sex, men = evil and it’s fair game, but don’t you dare make the same joke about women 🤦♂️
Sexist jokes about men are still bad, it's just the thousands of years of female suppresion makes people think a little less about the men.
Load More Replies... Like a good third of them. They ask a question for a 2nd grader and the handwriting is better than anyone I personally know
Load More Replies... A lot of these just seem like adults pretending to be kids for internet attention
If Geoff is in a train going 60kph and his Granny is coming back from the toilet on the train back towards Geoff walking at 2kph. Then what is Geoff’s hamster’s name?
Geoff is facing backwards on the train. Geoff is travelling at 37.28 mph. His Granny is coming back to him from the rear toilet, at 2 kph. Therefore every step she takes is at 39mph. She is taking 39mph steps. This is a clue to Geoff's secret, he has hidden the secret to the 39 steps in the name of his hamster. Geoff's hamster is called Richard Hannay.
Load More Replies... Some strangers invited us for lunch after visiting a local church and we were introduced to the children when we arrived at their home. The little boy said he was a boy and as strong as superman. When the little girl introduced herself, it went something like "I'm a girl; I'm 3", "how do you know you're a girl" (like, are you superwoman or something). No, she said she was beautiful and that's how she knew she was a girl.
When I started UK senior school at the age of 11, there was an experiment for girls to study Technical Drawing instead of Needlework. One day we had to draw and label a tangent, meaning a line which touches a circle, but does not intersect it. I drew mine and labelled it 'A Trident'. The teacher tried to tell me off, but couldn't restrain his laughter.
Shows my age. These written comments/answers sorta remind me of the Art Linkletter segment on "House Party" long ago called "Kids Say The Darndest Things."
