We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

#1

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

How awesome would actual battle unicorns be though

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#2

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

Best name ever.

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#3

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Barbara Baxendale
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1 year ago

Aww, that's cute !!

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#4

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Hans
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1 year ago

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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#5

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AloofFox
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1 year ago

I soo want to build something out of ‘water bricks’ now!

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#6

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glowworm2
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1 year ago

"Cold owls?" Genius!

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#7

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
1 year ago

She's right, you know?

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#8

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Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

I mean he/she ain't wrong

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#9

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engineer_nope.avi
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1 year ago

Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow

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#10

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Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

this one is catchy and cute

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#11

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queen...<3
Community Member
1 year ago

lol, I am the one that has cow-like reflexes.

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#12

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Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

aww bless hers

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#13

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Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

or an emo pigeon

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#14

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FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

matress curtians? What a little genius!

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#15

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FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

Skeleton burrito...Your kid has quite an interesting mind...

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#16

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KEBI Photography
Community Member
1 year ago

guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.

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#17

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Kamryn McNamara
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm imagining Groot just poking people that walk by him

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#18

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Clinton Yew
Community Member
1 year ago

i saw one, it is called ecnalubma

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#19

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mild anxiety! at the disco
Community Member
1 year ago

maple syrup is tree blood

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#20

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Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

just don't buy a boeing 737 max 8

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#21

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Alex Bailey
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1 year ago

Heard them called knee pits before.

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#22

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He is love
Community Member
1 year ago

Mama juice!

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#23

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FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

Her profile picture is as funny as the post itself.

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#24

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Kai
Community Member
1 year ago

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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#25

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Snoofy is so much cuter though!

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#26

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Sabrina
Community Member
1 year ago

is..is this the meaning behind "boneless pizza"??

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#27

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AloofFox
Community Member
1 year ago

Nom nom nom

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#28

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Red
Community Member
1 year ago

and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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