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We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How awesome would actual battle unicorns be though

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David Muench
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would have made a great cartoon - alongside "The Transformers" and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

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Jo Mclellan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter at 5 yo wanted a "down dress". Could not figure out what she meant until walking through a clothing store. A manequin was dressed in a floor length dress. That was the down dress bc it went down to the floor!

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Elaine Dodge
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect I'm going to like everything on this thread! Because Battle Unicorn is just so...right!

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Constantin George-Florin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Battle unicorn" that is actually the most amazing and powerful combination of words that normally don't belong together. Battle unicorn, I have to keep that in mind...

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Scott Lloyd
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if it is a 1 horn rhino the kid is not wrong there scientific name is Rhinoceros unicornis.

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Elizabeth Gardner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes yes yes they do like they are ready to do battle so yes the best description ever.

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Andrea Careless
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother called the cemetery “the place where dead people live.”

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Marlene Austinson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter looked outside one foggy morning and immediately informed me that it was “blurry out” ....... never forgot that and I’m now 72 years old!

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Wendy Neumeyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite will always be my daughter's name for Brussels Sprouts-Barbie Cabbages! She also referred to the pieces of cooked broccoli as clouds and trees. She preferred the texture of clouds.

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marnidarr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll never look at a rhino the same way again. I love that name!

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Loraine MacGinness
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son called an aeroplane an 'angabang' but he also called a calculator a 'cocolighter', he kept asking for the latter - it took me a through a process of elimination and some hours before I found 'it' for him !!! Eureka ! was something I yelled ?

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Suzanne Neale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had light dimmer switches in our house when my daughter was little and one day whilst driving on a bright day she asked me to "turn down the sun". She called watches clockwitches and pimples nipples!

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Jaiden Sciulli
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister says ‘over yar’ instead of ‘over there’ and it’s hilarious

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Laura Bowman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter always called skunks STUNKS. She was 10 years old when someone finally corrected her!

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sfg4life515
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that was what they were called..they're not? Whaaaaa?

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Valerie Gibson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a t-shirt with a picture of a rhino on it, but the wording underneath says "Save the Chubby Unicorn".

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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Kai
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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