We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

#1

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

How awesome would actual battle unicorns be though

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#2

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Bluebell Rizzi
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2 years ago

Best name ever.

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#3

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Barbara Baxendale
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2 years ago

Aww, that's cute !!

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#4

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Hans
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2 years ago

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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#5

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AloofFox
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2 years ago

I soo want to build something out of ‘water bricks’ now!

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#6

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

"Cold owls?" Genius!

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#7

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Vlad Horobet
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2 years ago

She's right, you know?

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#8

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

I mean he/she ain't wrong

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#9

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engineer_nope.avi
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2 years ago

Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow

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#10

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

this one is catchy and cute

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#11

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queen...<3
Community Member
2 years ago

lol, I am the one that has cow-like reflexes.

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#12

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

aww bless hers

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#13

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

or an emo pigeon

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#14

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FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
2 years ago

matress curtians? What a little genius!

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#15

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FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Skeleton burrito...Your kid has quite an interesting mind...

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#16

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KEBI Photography
Community Member
2 years ago

guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.

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#17

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Kamryn McNamara
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2 years ago

I'm imagining Groot just poking people that walk by him

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Clinton Yew
Community Member
2 years ago

i saw one, it is called ecnalubma

graffitiwomen
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol, that sounds like one of the weird new medications, like "Treat your diabetes with ECNALUBMA, ask your doctor for it today"...."side effects may include death, coma, heart attack, etc". I love your comment, it made me think! :D

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Foxxy
Community Member
2 years ago

My son calls window wipers “whip whops”.

Steve Cohen
Community Member
2 years ago

My Fire Chief calls the Engine the "woo woo truck".

Miriam
Community Member
2 years ago

its a wamboolants

Clara Bay
Community Member
2 years ago

I read this comment and realized I honestly couldn't remember the real name. Desperate, I googled "hospital car thingy." I'm ashamed.

Teddy O'Malley
Community Member
2 years ago

I once forgot the word for it and called it a "moving hospital".

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Rhea Hambum
Community Member
2 years ago

Whip Whops!!! Sooo good. Thanks the late night laugh Foxxy!

Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

That's exactly what I called all emergency vehicles as a kid, in my native language of course

Meri Kassner-Gomez
Community Member
2 years ago

I drive a wee woo truck!!!

Theory Buchannon
Community Member
2 years ago

wee woo trucks whoo

Annabeth Chase
Community Member
2 years ago

There’s 2 year olds like that and then there’s 2 year olds like my cousin who correct people o. The fact that babies aren’t in your belly, they’re in your uterus 😂😂

Steve Armstrong
Community Member
2 years ago

It's called a Whambulance!

Jessie Shea
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh wow, I said the same thing. The wee woo truck 🤣🤣

MN Free Spirit
Community Member
2 years ago

we are Amblance people here, obviously in our household if you didn't know all our little quirks you would think we didn't really know how to speak any language :)

Rhon
Community Member
2 years ago

So call them Ambliances

Jane Alexander
Community Member
2 years ago

'Whee wagon' was the name when my bros and sis were little.

Megan Pinckney
Community Member
2 years ago

My brother, when he was small, heard us say that we heard an ambulance. He said, "where, where is the alien princess?"

Sandy Scott
Community Member
2 years ago

Amspance. Still cal, it that

Agatha Mercieca
Community Member
2 years ago

My neighbour had literally just told me how she thpught her son wasn't quite ready for preschool when he goes "Look mum, its the elephants!" And we were both "Huh? What elephants?" But there were half a dozen ambulances. My neighbour then goes "And this is why he's not going to preschool next year" lol

T Rex King
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2 years ago

Very funny story

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Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3)
Community Member
2 years ago

Just call it sick-wagon and you don't need to remember the name because it is self explanatory.

Haniza Rahmat
Community Member
2 years ago

i think it has become universal, cause my son called it by the sound too.. wee woo car

danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

the only problem I see with this is, what would be a fire truck, then?

RU Sirius
Community Member
2 years ago

When you're old you call it the last taxi also not remembering the proper word

Toujin C'Thlu
Community Member
2 years ago

That's just adorable

-3-
Community Member
2 years ago

oh my god cutist thing ever

graffitiwomen
Community Member
2 years ago

Apparently, I used to call the school bus a 'stew bus', I miss being able to remember that...

T Rex King
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that wee woo truck you're talking about is an ecnalubma

Yara zzstu Amer
Community Member
2 years ago

its called an ambulance.

lps Dimond
Community Member
2 years ago

called ambulance

Charlotte Brine
Community Member
2 years ago

Well thank you very much Captain Obvious...

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NWB
Community Member
2 years ago

Its a WAHHHmulance!!

Courteney Collins
Community Member
2 years ago

Weet Woo. #ssdgm

Kamryn McNamara
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2 years ago

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It's called an ambulance XD

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mild anxiety! at the disco
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2 years ago

maple syrup is tree blood

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

just don't buy a boeing 737 max 8

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#21

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Alex Bailey
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2 years ago

Heard them called knee pits before.

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#22

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My dog is my co pilot.
Community Member
2 years ago

When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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2 years ago

Her profile picture is as funny as the post itself.

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Kai
Community Member
2 years ago

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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#25

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

Snoofy is so much cuter though!

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Sabrina
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2 years ago

is..is this the meaning behind "boneless pizza"??

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#27

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AloofFox
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2 years ago

Nom nom nom

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#28

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Red
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2 years ago

and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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