We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

#1

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

How awesome would actual battle unicorns be though

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

Best name ever.

HOUSE
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1 year ago

I don't think that happened

Monday
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1 year ago

They didn't specify how old the kid was. Could have been a 12 year old with a good sense of humour.

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Iulia Kelly
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1 year ago

Out of curiosity, what do you do when you aren’t busy virtue signaling?

Wanda Queen
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1 year ago

Prolly the same thing you do when you aren't out trolling.

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Bill Gallinaro
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1 year ago

Lies

T Rex King
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1 year ago

XD well, whatever fruits her loops!

Mary Stiles
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1 year ago

I ♥ that! Go Pride!

Judi Burdette
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1 year ago

Really ridiculous

Joe Baker
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1 year ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one calling BS on this one. Doesn't do the cause any good.

Andrew
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1 year ago

r/thathappened

BusLady
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1 year ago

Taste the Rainbow.

ForkNBeans
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1 year ago

You have a little sjw on your hands! Well done!

Mark Kelly
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1 year ago

Ironic they are called fruit loops.

Sarthak sharma
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1 year ago

While that would be a great name- i sense some bullshit

A.H.W 768
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1 year ago

Thank's kid,for supporting me and the rest of the LGBTQ community. ;)

sunshine ღ
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1 year ago

Me, too!!!

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LoneWolfie
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1 year ago

ᑭᖇIᗪE ᕼEᒪᒪ YEᗩᕼ!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Vilkas
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1 year ago

This is the only one that doesn't ring true.

debrina blackmoon
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1 year ago

ok, sure!

Edward Doherty
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1 year ago

This is obviously bullshit

debrina blackmoon
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1 year ago (edited)

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nope-you definitely are, pathetic shitpile :)

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Edward Doherty
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1 year ago

Well, this is clearly bullshit

Sharon Palmer
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1 year ago

Debrina, you're a veritable little ray of sunshine aren't you?! what happened in your life to make you so bitter. Edward is most probably right on this one :)

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Harry Potter nerd
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7 months ago

I love it!

marnidarr
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1 year ago

Brilliant!

Elizabeth Gardner
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1 year ago

Great name from a great little brain.

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1 year ago

"That" is what made you the happiest? Not like the day he was born or something?

GatchaGirlMikayla XP
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1 year ago

aww thats so cute and sweet!

Karen Frayne
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1 year ago

Good for you, Mom! Something to be proud of for sure. And, hope for the future.

Glenn Komus
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1 year ago

you should be proud of your son, but more than that you should be proud of yourselves to raise him with that attitude toward people, WELL DONE!

Celental Midnight
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1 year ago

I love this child. We must protect him.

Kerolos Saleib
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1 year ago

You're parenting right

The Frog
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1 year ago

This kid is my hero

Kennedi Judah
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1 year ago

lol I'm reading this why I'm eating"Pride Cheerios"

TheNerdyOne
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1 year ago

They should make that the new name

Roxanne Perdue
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1 year ago

YASS!!!

Carl Azuz
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1 year ago

Made my day

HOW ABOUT ℕO
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1 year ago

awh that's so sweet

Luna Moonwatcher
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1 year ago

🏳️‍🌈

Monty Glue
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1 year ago

Too cool! You got a keeper there mom!

glowworm2
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1 year ago

That's adorable!

Laura Bowman
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1 year ago

My daughter always called skunks "STUNKS". Way better name. She was 10 before someone corrected her!

Emelda Madalot
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1 year ago

Love it! Please reward him by providing an actual edible food stuff or stuffs for breakfast from now on though (esxcept duribg the month of march when Pride Cheerios can be tolerated much like ‘the.Festive Season’ is treated by many in many cultures as a time of year it is appropriate (even obligatory and in any case: inevitable) that young and old alike put any kind of shit in their mouth at all and attempt to eat it (for the most part successfully) regardless of how it tastes, wether it will provide any nutrition or in fact demineralise their bones and teeth on consumption and subtract from nutrition they got down in a previous, better meal (assuming as perhaps you yourself do that nutrition is absorbed from food except ‘bad’ food which has ‘no’ nutrition. Which is the truth but not the whole truth. You look smart so I’m guessing you’re a working and also: excellent mother. Relaxed. No control freak. Not out to boss your smart kid around like our parents bossed us around, innocently

Michael John
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1 year ago

Enlightened at such a young age! Great work OutnumberedMother!

Kelly Border
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1 year ago

I bow to your kid

FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

LOL that's hilarious XD

Schrödinger's Dog
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1 year ago

Awesome.

Emelda Madalot
Community Member
1 year ago

abusing us. Choosing and monitoring food and liquid intake as obsessively and strictly as the parents who spent every waking hour teaching their kid to play tennis or follow a black line at the bottom of a pool every bloody dawn before school and dusk after DETERMINED to raise a physically fit and mentally focussed pro athlete mega millionaire and medal and trophies GALORE so... our parents were all NUTS with insisting on healthy eating ABUSIVELY, sure. They never got banned from the Australian Open (?)!for bashing us with a raquet but thats down to us not playing tennis or anything well enough regardless of number of beatings. Our generation have depression and bulimia THROUGH THE ROOF or OFF THE CHARTS or whatever best says: a large proportion of our gen are fucked up because of ‘healthy food’ and our parents feeling duty bound to control everything by getting it inside us. That sounds wrong I know but... IT WAS WRONG.

BusLady
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1 year ago

Gee, I didn't know BP would cut you off if you used too many words.

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Vicky Zar
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1 year ago

I don't care if this is true. If I were American I would call those things Pride Cheerios from now on (they are not as popular here in Germany)

Lynn B
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1 year ago

LOVE IT

Laura White
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1 year ago

Kids these days are brainwashed

LoneWolfie
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1 year ago

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Big 12
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1 year ago

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You should be ashamed he said that you be horrible parents I hope you get STD and die

Big 12
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1 year ago

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Fuck this mom I feel so bad for this kid you both should be ashamed he said that. you horrible parents

Emelda Madalot
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1 year ago

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growing up to become a jockey. Sith drug and alcohol issues. I know i’m crossing the line into ‘not my business’ plus WAY TOO MUCH TYPING WORDS but seriously how the fuck anyone can serve that shit up (though obv name change is at least A selling point, a single one, FINALLY- but no I will defend the rights of a human child or adult to not ever be made to even halfway think for one moment that Fruit Loops are for eating. Or anything. Maybe make a pride necklace. Whatever. Buy muesli and/or actual candy or feed him Agent Orange and it’d be a better start in life/to the day. I mean it I am ready to call child services so do better breakfast shopping or else! Pride Cheerios is cool name change for uncool product. Sorry to get so ragey about this but as a kid I would sneak Fruit Loops in every chance i got, between ‘proper’ meals and whatever cereal my mum was into forcefeeding us that week that she was sold on being healthy based on fivre content mostly.

Emelda Madalot
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1 year ago

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But so is ‘going the other way’ and letting your KID (however brilliant a worder and GLBQT sensitive and tolerant of artificial colours and preservatives. Sorry to go on and on but i’m trying to find a tactful way to say: buy muesli for christsakes and add colur by sprinking ANYTHING paint! Acid tabs, the multicoloured glitter they ‘sell’ in the confectionary aisle (inverted commas because I steal it on account it’s expensive and only sugar plus dye and I don’t bake (anything except neat so) yet I find the colours compelling and they know that so I take it freely til I think of a use for it that warrants me paying for it - but I digress - kids can maybe pick other food stuffs no biggie but CEREAL for BREAKFAST is OFF LIMITS (even teenagers nearing voting age will 9 times out of ten choose NUTRI GRAIN! The mind boggles. Fruit Loops are a non-edible anti-food stuff that will leach nutrients out of anyone who tries to eat them and may cause severe increase in your son’s chances of

Emelda Madalot
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1 year ago

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Fiber even. Unaware that most of the stated fiber content in store bought breakfast cereal is in the form of crumbled pine-chip board or busted pavers or various other duilding materials soaked in folate in order to legitimately be able to pass it off as a sort of ‘food-stuff’ (food-stuff being a word coined by breakfast cereal manufacturers ... I mean. I did so many shits as a kid growing up my bumhole basically IS an elite athlete (at least in terms of muscle tone. Fruit Loops are bad but so is ‘healthier’ packaged options. No kid needs to shit so much that their arse has developed lips which they can purse. Not even Pride week would be able to nominate the value in celebrating that. Also eggs are very nice and croissants halved n toasted in sandwhich press and THEN topped with slices of cold Lurpa or any butter is slow release energy has a few nutrients and is filling and delicious. Does not seem to ‘mess’ with poo time or make a person’s b’hole look like a kardashian’s lips.

Emelda Madalot
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1 year ago

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Adorable! Surely the kid deserves a proper breakfast food from now on 🦉🐣👍🏾🤔

Grazina Strolia
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1 year ago

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<3 <3 <3!!!!

Colin Bayler
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1 year ago

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Sad to be indoctrinated so early to alternative lifestyles. Not something to be proud of.

Luke West
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1 year ago

Lemme join you dude. . .agreed (Downvotes expected)

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#3

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Hope Floats
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1 year ago (edited)

That is so cute and apart from tears of laughter, that's exactly what tears are...

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#4

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Hans
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1 year ago

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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AloofFox
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1 year ago

I soo want to build something out of ‘water bricks’ now!

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#6

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glowworm2
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1 year ago

"Cold owls?" Genius!

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#7

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Vlad Horobet
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1 year ago

She's right, you know?

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#8

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

I mean he/she ain't wrong

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engineer_nope.avi
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1 year ago

Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow

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#10

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

this one is catchy and cute

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#11

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queen...<3
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1 year ago

lol, I am the one that has cow-like reflexes.

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#12

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

aww bless hers

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#13

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

or an emo pigeon

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#14

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

matress curtians? What a little genius!

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

Skeleton burrito...Your kid has quite an interesting mind...

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KEBI Photography
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1 year ago

guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.

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Kamryn McNamara
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1 year ago

I'm imagining Groot just poking people that walk by him

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Clinton Yew
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1 year ago

i saw one, it is called ecnalubma

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#19

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mild anxiety! at the disco
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1 year ago

maple syrup is tree blood

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

just don't buy a boeing 737 max 8

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Alex Bailey
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1 year ago

Heard them called knee pits before.

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#22

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He is love
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1 year ago

Mama juice!

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

Her profile picture is as funny as the post itself.

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Kai
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1 year ago

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

Snoofy is so much cuter though!

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Sabrina
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1 year ago

is..is this the meaning behind "boneless pizza"??

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AloofFox
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1 year ago

Nom nom nom

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Red
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1 year ago

and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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